do you ever yearn?

[PantsTent 2,002]

We had to "finish the scene" later in the night.

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

So who am I to be thinking about someone's nose? I mean, I should be grateful someone like her even looks at me. I have no job. Nothing. But I have to say I think about the nose. I don't want to think about the nose. I don't ask to think about the nose. But I think about it. I go to bed at night, I tell myself, "Don't think about the nose, forget the nose." But I think about it. I look at her, I see...the nose!

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

You got butchered. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

Yes, they're crazy about him. There was one in particular, came around about two years ago. Looked a lot like you, professor. Could've been your mother. What was her name again? Uh, Ca...Carter? Kramer? That's it! Babs Kramer! Nasty woman. Many a night I had to throw her out on the street. Drunken stumble bum. 

That woman used to walk around here half naked sucking Colt 45 from a can, her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hoes up to her knees, screaming down the hall, "Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape! And bring back that box of Danish!"

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Then, after a period of being "there for you", we slowly remove the two words "for you", and we're just "there".

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Hey you wanna catch a movie this weekend? Have you seen 'JFK'?

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

You will show me the stooges?

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

I'll tell you what. If they win the pennant this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series. 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Does he wear slippers? I bet he wears slippers.

He does, how'd you know that?

I could tell.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Who put cookies in his mouth?

 

You're not supposed to do that.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

It’s a gift.  It’s one of my powers. 

[WBT 20,580]

I like to get the daily news

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Been binging The Queen's Gambit on Netflix. Couldn't help to think about George.

 

"Right.....Nastercoff"

[futureman 22,468]

what country is he from again?

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

I’m gonna read a book!  From beginning to end. In that order. 

[futureman 22,468]

I’ve always wanted to do that...

[Guest Lobo]

...and she a coquettish haberdasher 

(fun fact, that exchange between Kramer and the medical student was played by the same actor who would go to play Jin-Soo on "Lost" for several seasons)

[futureman 22,468]

nobody carries wallets anymore.  they went out with powdered wigs. 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

You got more cow here than here!

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

"And you want to be my latex salesman."

That line wasn't in the script. It was an ad lib by Jerry. 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

Jerry:  That's my ticket!

Newman:  Is it?!  Ohhh, well if only you'd known, you could have saved some time
and given it directly to me! 

[WBT 20,580]

On 11/10/2020 at 9:10 AM, Biff Tannen said:

You got more cow here than here!

Give me some of those Sweet n Lows.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

I carry a purse!

[futureman 22,468]

they all have swirling chocolate in the commercials. 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

they all have swirling chocolate in the commercials. 

Not Skittles!

[futureman 22,468]

excuse me, I HAVE THE WINDOW

[Guest Lobo]

What day did you bring your car in?  

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

42 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What day did you bring your car in?  

Why don't I just flush my money directly down the toilet?

[Guest Lobo]

^ you didn't make the requisite grunting cackle sound. (or I think he does that when he says, "Yeah, like I'm gonna bring my car into a dealership for repairs."  ?)

Edited November 16, 2020 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

^ you didn't make the requisite grunting cackle sound. (or I think he does that when he says, "Yeah, like I'm gonna bring my car into a dealership for repairs."  ?)

I guess I just assumed.

[Guest Lobo]

You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything!

[futureman 22,468]

the taste has nowhere to hide 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

There may be a problem with the phone hold on!

[futureman 22,468]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

There may be a problem with the phone hold on!

There may be a problem with the phone hold on!

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

There may be a problem with the phone hold on!

This phone's a piece of junk goodbye!

[WBT 20,580]

I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them

[Sbbruin 21,858]

You know who you are?  Even Steven.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

Isosceles Kramer

[NorthLoop 14,209]

Fuscilli Jerry!

[futureman 22,468]

Lois Loan

[futureman 22,468]

INDEPENDENT George!

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

Poor Lily. 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

Oh, well, I really think I'm falling for you...Joseph Puglia.

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

Chatty gal. 

[4th&Five 41,558]

I'm a day person.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I'm a day person.

I took them myself with a telephoto lens.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

Well, what else? Was he nervous? Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'?

No, he didn't use 'man'.

I mean when he was leaving did he say I'm splittin' ?

No, but in one point he did use the bathroom.

Whoa!

Do you think that's a bad sign?

Yes!! Yes, that's what they do! They live in the bathroom!

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

An affair? Oh my God, an affair. I's so adult. It's like with stockings and martinis and William Holden. On the other hand, it probably wouldn't cost me any money.

Deleted:

They just come to your apartment in the afternoon and have sex. And I am great in the afternoon. I'm at my sexual best between 3:00 and 4:30 and...that is the affair time. I could do very well at this. 

Edited November 19, 2020 by WhatTheBuck

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

I find the pastrami to the be most sensual of all the salted, cured meats

[Guest Lobo]

Do you even Page 81, bro?

Pffft, handful of sunshine.