do you ever yearn?

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

[ZanTheFan 49]

These pretzels are making me thirsty

[Jimbaround 975]

Sweet, I was just wondering when this one would show up.

It's a Festivus miracle!

[PantsTent 2002]

He's obsessed. He's obsessed with breasts!.

[EastTexan 662]

I'm out!

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

You don't even know what is, do you?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

24 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Sweet, I was just wondering when this one would show up.

It's a Festivus miracle!

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right.

[NOMAAA 1696]

everybody out of the chunnel!

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

42 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

You don't even know what is, do you?

Damn- don't know how to edit a post yet.

 

you don't even know what a write off is, do you?

[pokeNbeans 203]

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Did Future Man not make the jump?

Mr. Kramer says "Hey, buddy".

[Bronson 2]

Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll

tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.

[hornfan785 556]

It's like a sauna in here.

[DocZaius 65]

[ZanTheFan 49]

This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!

[Call 393]

Delores!!

[DocZaius 65]

[DocZaius 65]

[DanRydell 799]

Why don’t you just TELL me the name of the movie you’d like to see?

[NOMAAA 1696]

anyone else listen to the seincast podcast?  im a huge nerd but enjoy the hour+ breakdown of the episodes as a i walk the dog.

[PantsTent 2002]

23 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right.

The rooster has sex with all of them.

That's perverse!

 

[hornfan785 556]

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Next Stop Pottersville!  Next Stop Pottersville!

[Bosco 56]

3 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

anyone else listen to the seincast podcast?  im a huge nerd but enjoy the hour+ breakdown of the episodes as a i walk the dog.

I recommend the Seinfeld Post Show recap podcast, with ex-Survivor podcaster Rob Cesternino.  Very funny.

[futureman 22462]

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did Future Man not make the jump?

Mr. Kramer says "Hey, buddy".

what??  when did this happen?   DARREN!!

[Reynolds Woodcock 4740]

Elaine: Why should you get the first class?

Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first class?

Elaine: No.

Jerry: All right then. See? You won't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, Elaine-- I can't go back to coach. I can't... I won't...

 

[PantsTent 2002]

2 hours ago, Bosco said:

I recommend the Seinfeld Post Show recap podcast, with ex-Survivor podcaster Rob Cesternino.  Very funny.

Username checks out.

 

Ah, all right, yeah... Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you. You're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?

[Rivers 80]

 

[futureman 22462]

your friend seth, he stopped by. 

-oh yeah?  hat did he have to sa—

HE WAS FIRED!

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Oh it's a scene man.

[Agent 13 314]

Serenity now! Serenity now!

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

I'M OUT!

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, Agent 13 said:

Serenity now! Serenity now!

Are you supposed to yell it?

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

"The man on the tape was not specific."

 

With two boys in the house, my wife often says, "Why are y'all screaming?" She rolls her eye when I answer with that line, but deep down, she loves it.

Edited March 28, 2018 by HornOnTheBayou

[miguelito 11266]

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

[pokeNbeans 203]

... like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!

[next2naus 439]

the Jerk Store called....

[PantsTent 2002]

You know, I hope there are pig men. You got a few of these pig men walking around and suddenly I don't look so bad. 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, PantsTent said:

You know, I hope there are pig men. You got a few of these pig men walking around and suddenly I don't look so bad. 

Watched this one last night.  A whole army of pig warriors!

[futureman 22462]

10 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

... like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!

I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

That's because it's underwater.

[4th&Five 41552]

No! No! You had wooden teeth! You had wooden teeth! I didn't have wooden teeth, you did!

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

You are a lover boy! You are a lover boy!

[Eskimohorn 5635]

I’m back, baby! I’m back!

[Biff Tannen 45685]

What’re you having, veal?
No.
Looks like veal.
It’s not veal.
Well, it’s a good looking piece of meat. 

[Lou 264]

Jerry: This isn’t a good time.

Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?

Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?

Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.

Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.

Telemarketer: Umm, no.

Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Shut up, ya old bag!

[Lou 264]

George: You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.

Jerry: You can’t over-dry.

George: Why not?

Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Thanks Elaine!  You're such a super lady!