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Two has-been royals nobody gives a shit about on the same show?.......what is this, amateur hour?  

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Lately the queen has been taking the labels off her generic wax beans.  And you know what?...she can't tell the difference.  

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(i still say that kid grew up to be Daniel Tosh)

But I'm not gonna dumb it down for no mass audience! 

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^

Man, we don't say this very much on here.......but I have no earthly idea what episode that's from, who said it, nothing...

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

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Man, we don't say this very much on here.......but I have no earthly idea what episode that's from, who said it, nothing...

Jerry and Elaine trying to join George and his date for dinner, but he doesn't want them to because she thinks he's funny and he doesn't want them to be funnier than him.

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Does George say it or his date?  I remember the episode now when Jerry decides to get real dark 'n disturbed.  

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51 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Does George say it or his date?  I remember the episode now when Jerry decides to get real dark 'n disturbed.  

George doesn't want to push 2 round tables together.  

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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jerry and Elaine trying to join George and his date for dinner, but he doesn't want them to because she thinks he's funny and he doesn't want them to be funnier than him.

True story. 

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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

Funny guy, huh?

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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
Funny guy, huh?

What do you do?
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When my wife saw the photos of the lodged container ship in Suez, first thing she said was "now we're not gonna have any chips or diapers."  

She was literally right about diapers.  Our usual shipment has been delayed by several days. We need to start potty-training.

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SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen

KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen.

JERRY: Pennypacker.

KRAMER: Vandelay.

GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen.

JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

KRAMER: The factory?

JERRY: The Saab factory?

KRAMER: Jerry, that's in Sweden.

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Damn shame that gotten take out of rotation.  A decade of horribly insensitive stereotypes about Jews, Blacks, Cubans, Dominicans, Spaniards, Mexicans, Chinese, Japanese, Germans, Eastern Orthodox, Catholics, Pakistani, Gay Men, Bisexual Women, Native Americans, and the Elderly.  Nevermind, misogyny, tacit date rape, and the Little People. 

But one silly moment with the fucking Puerto Ricans.  And a whole genius episode is gone from syndication and streaming.  

Ugh, the Puerto Ricans...they can be so sensitive.  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Damn shame that gotten take out of rotation.  A decade of horribly insensitive stereotypes about Jews, Blacks, Cubans, Dominicans, Spaniards, Mexicans, Chinese, Japanese, Germans, Eastern Orthodox, Catholics, Pakistani, Gay Men, Bisexual Women, Native Americans, and the Elderly.  Nevermind, misogyny, tacit date rape, and the Little People. 

But one silly moment with the fucking Puerto Ricans.  And a whole genius episode is gone from syndication and streaming.  

Ugh, the Puerto Ricans...they can be so sensitive.  

Hulu FTW!

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