do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Everything with you has to be so...jokey.

[futureman 22701]

I’m a comedian. 

[Guest Lobo]

I wish I was taller

[miguelito 11505]

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Quick Elaine, to my archives!

[futureman 22701]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I wish I was taller

hahahahaha, I’d like to see that complaint get rectified!

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I think you're all a little touched in the head.

['stache 22143]

On 5/24/2021 at 3:01 PM, 66BUFF said:

Hey Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?

Just rewatched this episode and I still can't envision what the photo would look like that a nip is exposed enough that Jerry, Newman, etc., notice it immediately, but Elaine, Kramer, and Elaine's assistants who helped her didn't notice at all. At first I thought maybe it was a hard nipple that you can see from outside the shirt, but she mentions at one point that she must have "missed a button," which again begs the question, wouldn't it be obvious from the photo if a button was missed? Moreso with Kramer at the end whose balls (or whatever) could be seen but got through all the editors and made a CK publication? Didn't make sense to me, still hilarious, just something that I remember wondering the first time I saw the episode and still wonder today. Surely someone has tried to recreate the photo somewhere on the interwebs? I googled and only found one discussion thread on reddit with only 5 replies. Maybe I'm just weird for thinking about this topic.

[Guest Lobo]

Not that weird.  I probably spend a few hours per year thinking about Julia Louis-Dreyfus' nipples.  

[Biff Tannen 46168]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Not that weird.  I probably spend a few hours per year week thinking about Julia Louis-Dreyfus' nipples.  

Fixed for me

[4th&Five 42005]

I’ll sleep standing up, I’ll be fine. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I’d like to have shoehorn hands!

[futureman 22701]

you know what woman I always thought you looked like? Lena Horne. 

[Guest Lobo]

The hipster broad from “Girls”???

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I was merely speaking extemporaneously. 

[NorthLoop 14466]

Yeah but your genitals still line up 

[4th&Five 42005]

He didn’t have a Coke ugh ugh ugh 

[Guest Lobo]

It must be impossible for a Spanish person to ask for a seltzer and not get salsa.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.

Did you finally get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

[futureman 22701]

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.

Did you finally get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

such gold. one of the greatest exchanges in the show. 

[miguelito 11505]

I've always liked this one:

George: I want your honest opinion about something.
Jerry: Have I ever been less than forthright?
George: No, you haven't. Well, maybe you have. What do I know.
Jerry: Yeah, I probably have. Yeah, of course I have. What am I talking about?

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Hey.  You think if I jumped off that balcony I'd get hurt?

[Biff Tannen 46168]

[Guest Lobo]

Almost did a spit take today at holiday dinner.  Wife passed me the boat and said, “More heavy gravy, honey?”  Just nailed  the right cadence and tone.  Sadly there was no box of wine to go with it.  But I plan to confront her on the Merv Griffin show later. 

[WBT 20979]

So when I saw George on the street with an 18-lb turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought, what a coincidence, we're just about to eat.

[WBT 20979]

I would be down to watch 4 hours of Frank, Estelle, and little George's trip to Michigan though.

[McCroskey 1510]

I just saw an obit today that said the real Assman died recently.  RIP, Lou Cutell.

 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

What, do I have to spell it out for you?  He was moving on her like the storm troopers into Poland!

[Guest Lobo]

Elaine, I could see not saying ‘hello.’  She’s very…what’s the word?  Supercilious!

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Where I come from it's proper to say "pardon".

 

 

 

Man, I want to punch that douche in the face.

[oSuJeff97 3439]

I'm a joke maker....

[Biff Tannen 46168]

21 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I'm a joke maker....

People with guns don't understand!  That's why they have guns, too many misunderstandings!

[Guest Lobo]

Brody ended doing time at Shawshank for that using that gun

[oSuJeff97 3439]

Yes. George. Come in.  The word around the office is that you’re a communist. 

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. Pretty impressive, George. Days with the New York Yankees and nights in Arkansas with a top flight bird outlet.

[Guest Lobo]

some kind of fermented alcoholic chicken drink? 

[NorthLoop 14466]

She's a heartbreaker! A love-taker! Brubaker run this prison like a man!

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

She's a heartbreaker! A love-taker! Brubaker run this prison like a man!

One of my favorites. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Shorty?  Girl?

[Guest Lobo]

Kip or Ned? 

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

FREE CANDY!!!

[Guest Lobo]

I love the way she says that with the Twix stuck on her tongue 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do!  They're unpredictable!

[Deej 77827]

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?

[4th&Five 42005]

I’m doing things in this car, you have no idea they’re going on. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m doing things in this car, you have no idea they’re going on. 

I've used that multiple times on the wife.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Georgie, what about the jello?

[4th&Five 42005]

I’ll take it in my room. 

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

Do I smell........ Pantene?

[Guest Lobo]

There any Tampax in your apartment?