do you ever yearn?

[Llano Estacado 1257]

George: You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.
Jerry: You can’t over-dry.
George: Why not?
Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.

Desiccants. See these absorb moisture. These clothes won’t last 5 years without them.



Golden Boy is slowly dying... No! The reason he’s iron man is because he goes out there and plays every game. Wash. Spin. Rinse. Spin. You take that away from him, you break his spirit!

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

Are you saying you want a piece of me?

[futureman 22384]

20 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you saying you want a piece of me?

I could drop you like a bag of dirt. 

[Biff Tannen 45439]

She's deceased.

[futureman 22384]

of course, absolute zero!!

[futureman 22384]

now, what is this?

-that's the commando 450, I don't sell that one. what about thi—

well that's what we want, the commando 450.

-nah, believe me.  it's only used in the circus.  for elephants.

[Billy Pilgrim 1907]

Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 

 

Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home!

 

[PantsTent 2002]

45 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 

 

Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.

Definitely a "why not both?".

[futureman 22384]

3 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 

 

Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.

[ohchaucer 1443]

That pulp can MOVE, baby!

[NIUHuskies 504]

That's not good for business...

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

9 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

That's not good for business...

That's not good for anybody. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

How 'bout an intercourse hello? How would that be?

[Eskimohorn 5594]

Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 
 
Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.

In the roommate switch, Jerry could get both and he backs down - says hes not an orgy guy with robes. Always pissed me off. I get it, but they should have had Jerry say he declined but in the subtext confirm “yes.”

[Biff Tannen 45439]

I'm rife with fleas!

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

But at ten they start the aquasonics Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. It was like I was swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Mr. Marbles?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Mr. Marbles?

Kenny?

[ohchaucer 1443]

Like a frightened turtle!

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

It's 100% cotton. And some wool. 

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Ok Farfel, put your shoes on!

[futureman 22384]

it’s the wood that makes it good. 

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Look Henry, I spilled wine on me!

[NOMAAA 1696]

who wants to have some fun?

[benson32 7]

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, benson32 said:

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back.

“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!”

[NOMAAA 1696]

But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken Phelps , Ken Phelps'.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Of all the great Seinfeld moments, few crack me up more than Steinbrenner trying to remember the words to "Heartbreaker":

Quote

 

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.

Heart breaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free.

Heartbreaker, Brubaker...

 

 

[Eskimohorn 5594]

I love how George was going to get Ken Griffey and Barry Bonds in the same outfield.

[NOMAAA 1696]

and he wouldnt have to give up that much.

[Dutchrudder 11087]

 You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things!!!

[Biff Tannen 45439]

30,000 feet above your head you bastard!

[hornfan785 549]

[Llano Estacado 1257]

and he wouldnt have to give up that much.

Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. Pretty impressive, George. Days with the New York Yankees, and nights in Arkansas with a top flight bird outfit. And a hen supervisor to boot! I am blown. Blohohohwn away! Blown, George. Blohohohoowwwwwnnnn.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Some kind of fermented chicken drink.

[ohchaucer 1443]

Theyre real, and they're spectacular.

(Surprised it took this long)

Sent from way too far away

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Theyre real, and they're spectacular.

(Surprised it took this long)

Sent from way too far away
 

And useless without a picture.

[futureman 22384]

19 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Theyre real, and they're spectacular.

(Surprised it took this long)

Sent from way too far away
 

surprised what took so long?

[ohchaucer 1443]

Quote

surprised what took so long?

80+ replies before Sidra Holland appeared.  To wit:

 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry candy bar heiress.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry candy bar heiress.

Again, pics...

 

[futureman 22384]

1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:

80+ replies before Sidra Holland appeared.  

yes, I’m familiar with her.  thanks for your blessing of enlightenment. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

I was a pleasure responding to your direct question.  And posting rudeness, as it were.

[futureman 22384]

1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said:

Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry candy bar heiress.

I love her whole free-swinging, free-wheeling attitude. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

sue ellen > sidra

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

7 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

sue ellen > sidra

Because Jackie Chiles ruined that shit.

[pokeNbeans 203]

Not to get all analytical and shit, but her ass and legs were more spectacular than her tits.

[NOMAAA 1696]

Clownface. Possible mustache.