do you ever yearn?

[4th&Five 41571]

We call it the place to be!

Then I shall be there.

[WBT 20643]

That's gotta hurt!!

[futureman 22510]

you’re just a prop comic. where’s the craft?

[ztejas 43524]

I never knew Kennedy had such a temper.

[TurkeyChew 383]

It’s Anytown, USA.

[Guest Lobo]

the sights.  the sounds.

the children......they've done some, redecorating! 

[futureman 22510]

joey zanfino and some of the neighborhood kids, they ambushed me with box of grade-a’s. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Boy, those azaleas are really coming in nicely.

[TurkeyChew 383]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Boy, those azaleas are really coming in nicely.

You gotta mulch!

[Biff Tannen 45695]

HOOCHIE MAMA!!!!

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, TurkeyChew said:

You gotta mulch!

You've got to! 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Feels like an Arby's night

[Biff Tannen 45695]

18 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Feels like an Arby's night

I was wasted at Epcot after drinking around the world and went on a ride where Puddy was the narrator and screamed this out.  Drunk Biff was very proud of himself.

[NorthLoop 14218]

I would've gone with "You got a question, you ask the 8 ball!" 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

54 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Feels like an Arby's night

[TurkeyChew 383]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was wasted at Epcot after drinking around the world and went on a ride where Puddy was the narrator and screamed this out.  Drunk Biff was very proud of himself.

Soaring! That was a cool ride.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

34 minutes ago, TurkeyChew said:

Soaring! That was a cool ride.

Even more cool with a nice buzz.

[Guest Lobo]

Here’s to feeling good, all the time.  

[4th&Five 41571]

Don’t take this personally, but when I come back I’m sitting over there. 

[Guest Lobo]

SHe’s into Malakas!  You believe this guy?!?

Edited March 16, 2022 by Lobo

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

SHe’s into Malakas!  You believe this guy?!?

[Guest Lobo]

But...that's kinda my jam.  He is seriously one of the most underrated comedic actors of all time.  There should be a "Kapelos Kloset" in every high school in this country! 

(really though, the connection was that both dialogues take place in shitty bars...that was my first inclination) 

Edited March 17, 2022 by Lobo

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Did he say ‘man’ a lot…?

[Biff Tannen 45695]

When he was leaving did he say, "I'm splittin!"?

['stache 21825]

[mchookem 16342]

listen to me.. i'm never gonna have a child. if I lose this Frogger high score... that's it for me. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

oh you mean the holes

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I thought we were stealing it.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Oh god, only three minutes left.

[futureman 22510]

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, I thought we were stealing it.

yeah it feels like we’re stealing it. 

[NorthLoop 14218]

11 hours ago, 'stache said:

You know... probably the first 20 times I watched that clip or saw that gif, I thought the cigarette went inside the mug. Always thought it was Michael Richards genius... even so.. it still is. 

[WBT 20643]

She doesn't look like Jerry.  She doesn't look like anyone.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

You know... probably the first 20 times I watched that clip or saw that gif, I thought the cigarette went inside the mug. Always thought it was Michael Richards genius... even so.. it still is. 

Well that wouldn’t make any god damned sense. Obviously, you’re not a smoker. 

[NorthLoop 14218]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well that wouldn’t make any god damned sense. Obviously, you’re not a smoker. 

I smoked for 15 years. I thought he pulled the ol chug a beer while keeping the cig above the water line trick. If you don't know what I'm talking about, well then obviously you're not a smoker or comedian or patron of either in the last 20 years. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I smoked for 15 years. I thought he pulled the ol chug a beer while keeping the cig above the water line trick. If you don't know what I'm talking about, well then obviously you're not a smoker or comedian or patron of either in the last 20 years. 

I smoked for 20.  Good god.  And no, never tried that. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Just driving around in John Voight's car...

[Guest Lobo]

Of course!  That's Jon Voight's pencil! 

[TurkeyChew 383]

Sometimes I spell my name with G….and an I!

Probably my favorite Jerry scene because his cackle at the end is so authentic.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

9 minutes ago, TurkeyChew said:

Sometimes I spell my name with G….and an I!

Probably my favorite Jerry scene because his cackle at the end is so authentic.

And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Tippy toe!

[futureman 22510]

there’s gregory peck’s bicycle!

[Guest Lobo]

That’s a girl’s bicycle!

[ohchaucer 1443]

tHaT’s A gIrL’s BiKe!!!

[Biff Tannen 45695]

We will...cut the bike down the middle!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

You feel that “women and children first”, in this day and age, is a bit of an antiquated notion….

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Seemingly

[Sbbruin 21865]

On 3/18/2022 at 9:36 AM, Lobo said:

Of course!  That's Jon Voight's pencil! 

Jon Voight the actor?

[Biff Tannen 45695]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Jon Voight the actor?

No...the periodontist.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

I INVENTED "it's not you, it's me."!  If it's anyone, it's me!

[futureman 22510]

so, basically, it's every man, woman, child, and invalid for themselves.

-in a manner of speaking.

well, it’s honest. 
 

jerry’s delivery of “well, it’s honest” is one of my all-time favorite lines.