do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45495]

Mattingly just singled!

[Guest Lobo]

Mattingly just split his pants! 

[Biff Tannen 45495]

What if a pinhead shows up?  I gotta be on top of that!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Mattingly just split his pants! 

I can't believe you're not playing in cotton.

[Biff Tannen 45495]

Is it FebUary or FebRUary?  Because I prefer U-ary...now what is this RU?

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

My father used to take me to the circus. When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society.

[Landomatic 3813]

I’M AWARE!

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[Guest Lobo]

She waits tables?  Here I thought she was just a cashier.  

Poppy's daughter is also a White Supremacist, odd for such a greaseball Italian family of dirty wops.

[Biff Tannen 45495]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

She waits tables?  Here I thought she was just a cashier.  

Poppy's daughter is also a White Supremacist, odd for such a greaseball Italian family of dirty wops.

Oh man, I never made that connection.  

[threesheets 1652]

WHAT THE FU__ ARE YOU DOING YA LITTLE PIECE OF SH__?!?!?!

[Guest Lobo]

We're gonna have to close the store?  

[futureman 22415]

“mom and pop” weren’t even a mom and pop???

[threesheets 1652]

Oh, we only wake you up for the important meetings.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

I mentioned how I liked horse manure. 
You did? 
Yeah. 
You said you liked horse manure. 
Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. you know, you have a “nure,” with a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. It's not bad. 
And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend? 
Yeah ... Oh, you think because of what I said about the manure. I was just saying how it takes a negative thing, and puts it on a positive spin on it. 
I’m just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure. 

[Biff Tannen 45495]

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

[Guest Lobo]

How is it you’re still single?

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

He's not saying "nure," he's saying "newer." Ma, newer. 

[Biff Tannen 45495]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He's not saying "nure," he's saying "newer." Ma, newer. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you

[futureman 22415]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

oh, it’s merely a commentary on contemporary mores. 

[Biff Tannen 45495]

Vorshtein?

[futureman 22415]

I like the kitty.  

[Guest Lobo]

You guys disappoint me.  

It's like a gossamer and one doesn't dissect a gossamer.  

[Biff Tannen 45495]

You shouldn't make fun of pigs.

[Guest Lobo]

Why does everything with you always have to be so jokey?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

imgur

[Biff Tannen 45495]

You broke my dental plate!

[Biff Tannen 45495]

Well, they said Tony, try to keep it clean.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

i will not tolerate infestation!!

[Biff Tannen 45495]

Tell me, is it your contention that Shakespeare was an imposter?

[futureman 22415]

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Tell me, is it your contention that Shakespeare was an imposter?

my contention?

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Bosomy? You wanna know if your grandmother was bosomy?!
 

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

You know, that Kim Novak had some big breasts.

[futureman 22415]

does neil like a big breakfast?

[Biff Tannen 45495]

20 hours ago, futureman said:

my contention?

I heard him contend that.

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

They said they were sending over an Asian woman.

[Nole-4-Life 800]

On 9/10/2018 at 9:15 AM, Biff Tannen said:

You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!

[pokeNbeans 203]

What is she making?

I don't know. But I'm sure it had, . . . parents.

[4th&Five 41461]

Mmmmmm...mutton!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

i had forgotten that Kramer only watches Canadian Football 

[Guest Lobo]

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Mmmmmm...mutton!

It's a full bird, filled with ham, topped with gorgonzola.  

[NorthLoop 14092]

Salad's got nuttin' on this mutton!

[pokeNbeans 203]

"You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily

make you a homosexual."

[4th&Five 41461]

It doesn’t help. 

[Guest Lobo]

What about the cheek?  You know I like a good cheek!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

is there a pinkish hue?

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Did he crumble any crackers in it?

[4th&Five 41461]

1 hour ago, Bash Riprock said:

is there a pinkish hue?

There’s a hue!

[futureman 22415]

is she sweet?  I like sweet.  but not too sweet, you could throw up from that.