do you ever yearn?

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 4/17/2023 at 9:51 PM, WBT said:

Is this customary in your legal system?

No.

That's what makes it a humorous situation...

[YGIFS 19445]

By the way, what'd you think of Ms. Yoshimura, the network executive.  You think she liked me?  

[4th&Five 41109]

Elaine's my middle name.

Ohhh, mine's Ike.

[YGIFS 19445]

Franklin Delano Romanowski

[Biff Tannen 44984]

On a plane to San Diego right now. 
 

More anything?

More everything!

[4th&Five 41109]

Al Neche! That pimple!

[McCroskey 1483]

I think I’m going to watch The Switch this evening.

In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it.

[HornOnTheBayou 8840]

Witchy Woman came on the radio while I was in the car with the wife and kids today. I said, "Oh, which-a woman" and then started laughing out loud. No one else in the car laughed with me. This is a common occurrence in my family.

[YGIFS 19445]

no CR/ but many of us just realized that Rabbi Glickman speaks exactly like Ron DeSantis and both are from Florida.  Worlds are colliding.  Once you hear it, you will never, ever be the same.  I am freaking the fuck out right now at the simulation.  It's like it knows about my timeshare in Myrtle Beach.  

[futureman 22340]

are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of del boca vista?

[Biff Tannen 44984]

22 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of del boca vista?

Del bisto beppo?

[YGIFS 19445]

We’re going to a catered affair!

['stache 21520]

Merlot? Haven’t heard of it. Did they just invent it?

[4th&Five 41109]

Probably my most used quote. 
 

She’s heard of Merlot. 

[YGIFS 19445]

A rooster is mentioned specifically  three times on Seinfeld 

-dinner at the Ross’ when Frank inquires poultry proclivities in the coup 

-little Jerry the cockfighter.  
 

what is the third?

[futureman 22340]

Rooster specifically?  I was gonna say Kramerica Industries but I guess that’s a chicken. 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1662]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Probably my most used quote. 
 

She’s heard of Merlot. 

No way is it better than Pepsi. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

Rooster specifically?  I was gonna say Kramerica Industries but I guess that’s a chicken. 

Unfortunately, they don't have one yet. But with Darren's hard work...

[YGIFS 19445]

Good guesses, fellas.  Also remember that Kenny Rogers Roasters serves delicious chicken, they just don't say what kind.  But look to the Rooster, Elaine.  Look, to the cock.

Also, the color scheme is horrible...but I would be willing to get some of these for next year's tailgate for the Kansas game.  Yes, I am aware the Jayhawk is not the same as a Rooster.  But sorry my favorite show can't have a damn ornithilogical themed shirt for every damn monster of the sky.  

https://www.tvstoreonline.com/products/seinfeld-the-little-jerry-chicken-rooster-t-shirt

Edited April 24, 2023 by YGIFS

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Also remember that Kenny Rogers Roasters serves delicious chicken

It's the wood that makes it good.

[futureman 22340]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Good guesses, fellas.  Also remember that Kenny Rogers Roasters serves delicious chicken, they just don't say what kind.  But look to the Rooster, Elaine.  Look, to the cock.

so... is this the third reference?  

[YGIFS 19445]

No, that was a reference to the black & white cookie.  If a black and white cock, I mean cookie ever get near Elaine's face...call me

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

A rooster is mentioned specifically  three times on Seinfeld 

Is this a technicality?

[YGIFS 19445]

That's not a technicality dude, that's a turkey.  Your rods and cones are all messed up! 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

37 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That's not a technicality dude, that's a turkey.  Your rods and cones are all messed up! 

Wait. Then who are the Dutch?

[YGIFS 19445]

Speaking of myriad nations on the show.  I would wipe the floor with any of you in a general geography quiz.  But I would have to pay homage to the fact that a handful of you could beat me at general Seinfeld trivia.  

But try this out...combines geography with Seinfeld plotlines/quotes.  Tougher than it looks, only takes a couple minutes.  Enjoy:

https://www.sporcle.com/games/puckett86/the-bizarro-world/results

[McCroskey 1483]

Can’t you see I’m burned out??

[futureman 22340]

oh man, I think I cooked myself…

Edited April 26, 2023 by futureman

[4th&Five 41109]

AIDS walk, that's a cake walk.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

You know Morty. He likes to fly by the seat of his vintage pants. 

[YGIFS 19445]

How can I go on a cruise without my cabanawear?  

Where the hell are my clothes?  I love those clothes! 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Could you make it 225?  That was his high game in bowling. 

[YGIFS 19445]

Yeah, why not?  I'm in a good mood here.  

[Biff Tannen 44984]

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, why not?  I'm in a good mood here.  

RIP

[YGIFS 19445]

Who died? /jack-klompus 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Oh I’m distraught?!? 

[4th&Five 41109]

Brody, he's a reasonable man, but he's insane!

[Biff Tannen 44984]

You need a glove?

Nah. 

[4th&Five 41109]

Marry me! I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents!

[Biff Tannen 44984]

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Marry me! I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents!

I never got this quote, but it’s funny. 

[futureman 22340]

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I never got this quote, but it’s funny. 

[4th&Five 41109]

It's a hundred percent cotton. And some wool.

[YGIFS 19445]

What is that,  velvet?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

25 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What is that,  velvet?

Ensconced. 

[WBT 20148]

Oh but I didn't want the change, Georgie.  I wanted the cashmere.

[YGIFS 19445]

Do you see it or don't you?  That's the question.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

I am very close to naming of my trail-mates “Angry George”. He gets so mad at his wife for texting him on trail and literally said the line today. 

[futureman 22340]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Do you see it or don't you?  That's the question.

now what did you ask me again?

[futureman 22340]

she's got that laugh, what did you say, it's like elmer fudd sitting on a juicer?

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony…WHY’D YOU TELL HIM?!??