do you ever yearn?

[YGIFS 19450]

I think I see what’s going on here. 

[futureman 22468]

differently... advantaged.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

I’m a weed in Hitler’s bunker. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

And with Darren’s help, someday we’ll get that chicken!

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Yo fly's open

[futureman 22468]

well I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary!

[futureman 22468]

because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas... could be trouble. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Big Stein wants a little taste. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8931]

My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain and Morocco. Over/under the number of times I say, "Oh no, it's the Moops"?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain and Morocco. Over/under the number of times I say, "Oh no, it's the Moops"?

I mean for me it would be like O/U 10

[YGIFS 19450]

Reputation for being something of a village idiot.  
 

-well, I still say we’re related!

[McCroskey 1504]

Feels like an Arby’s night.

[HornOnTheBayou 8931]

I had the roast beef. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

A restaurant.

[WBT 20580]

Arby's no more than once a month.  In exchange, Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn't read a book.

[WBT 20580]

I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector

[YGIFS 19450]

That chimp’s alright 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Not skittles!

[DixonHur 11314]

[WBT 20580]

In honor of aggy almost hiring Mark Stoops:

This guy...this is not my kind of guy.

Edited November 26, 2023 by WBT

[Biff Tannen 45691]

So Jerry, my millennium party's really coming together. Will people be able to breathe underwater in the year two-thousand?

Some of us.

[YGIFS 19450]

Wait, hold on.  I'm getting another call.......

Hey, NEWMAN! 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, hold on.  I'm getting another call.......

Hey, NEWMAN! 

Oh, you wanna talk to Jerry?

[YGIFS 19450]

I'm not here!

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Yeah, like Diane Fosse. You know she's the only person that's ever been accepted into gorilla society. And you know, once those gorillas accept
you, you got it made in the shade.

[YGIFS 19450]

Well, we can't have two Kokos!

[Biff Tannen 45691]

[ohchaucer 1443]

Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them.

This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your
constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Ok, you take normal sips, nothing wrong with that. 

[4th&Five 41558]

You told Nana to drop dead!

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Encounter shiatsu.

From pain will come pleasure.

[ohchaucer 1443]

What, this yellow stuff? I said mustard, Jerry. Dijon.

[YGIFS 19450]

You already ate?

-It's from yesterday...

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Ok Hobo Joe

[futureman 22468]

the food is atrocious but the bus boys are the best in the city. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

The washer fluid is NOT fine!

[ztejas 43457]

The jerk store called.

[YGIFS 19450]

Because people like to salsa

(I could do a whole thread on just condiments) 

(also, it's just a fortnight until Festivus so probably time to start getting out the pole and verifying its strength to weight ratio---that's what she said)

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Hello Frank

Hello woman

[4th&Five 41558]

I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago!

[YGIFS 19450]

And I just remembered I have to pick up a shift at H&H right now.

PSA-11 days until Festivus.  Wax the pole, make your donations to the Human Fund, and start your list of grievances.  And get a bottle of Jeppson's Malort, 'cause it's the night you fight your Dad.

[Kel Varnsen 8479]

Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe..... I lost my train of thought.

['stache 21817]

No bagel no bagel no bagel

[YGIFS 19450]

i think just about every year my brother-in-law try to recreate that whole scene and invariably one of us conflates Jay Buhner & Ken Phelps and the other one just shouts, "I lost my train of thought."  I think it was two years ago, we all tried to recreate the Seinfeld's Yankees lineup based on players mentioned/appearing on the show.  And somebody brought up that obscure third baseman who I still can't remember.  But that'd make for a fun festivus eve drinking game.  

[4th&Five 41558]

Stop crying and fight your father!

[Biff Tannen 45691]

4 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe..... I lost my train of thought.

High in the running for my favorite quote of the series. But not the top. Not quite. 

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

i think just about every year my brother-in-law try to recreate that whole scene and invariably one of us conflates Jay Buhner & Ken Phelps and the other one just shouts, "I lost my train of thought."  I think it was two years ago, we all tried to recreate the Seinfeld's Yankees lineup based on players mentioned/appearing on the show.  And somebody brought up that obscure third baseman who I still can't remember.  But that'd make for a fun festivus eve drinking game.  

Clete Boyer?

[YGIFS 19450]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

High in the running for my favorite quote of the series. But not the top. Not quite. 

Clete Boyer?

Well played.  Was it last year or the year before we did this little exercise with the Seinfeld-Yankee all stars?  Like the Little Lebowski Metropolitans urban-achievers.  I mean Clete was no Danny Tartabull but he played a mean 3rd base.  i mean...who the fuck does that guy think he is, Keith Hernandez?  

[WBT 20580]

Hmm, now I'm thinking of trying for a Seinfeld only Immaculate Grid

[YGIFS 19450]

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hmm, now I'm thinking of trying for a Seinfeld only Immaculate Grid

Darren, "Oh, now that sounds interesting sir."  

I think I can get some NYU interns on it straight away! 

[4th&Five 41558]

Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint!!??