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I’m rick.  are you looking to buy or to lease?

-uh, borrow.  it’s for my friend.  yeah he’ll be buying it.  

maybe I should talk to him...

-oh I don’t think so.  he’s an entertainer.  you know, all over the place, that’s where I come in...

I see, so you’re his mana—

-uh NEIGH-bor, that’s right.  why don’t we take this boiler out for a shakedown...

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My mother...was taken from my house by the Communists in the middle of the night when I was ten years old. She was sent to a slave labor camp, where she labored for twelve years. Finally, they released her and she was on a boat to America to re-unite with us...but she was served some bad fish, and she died...on the high seas.

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Well, how many do you lose on a normal cruise...like 30, 40?  

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I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick ass philanthropist!  I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out, and then they would owe me big time! 

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First thing you're gonna need is a driver...

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