do you ever yearn?

[4th&Five 41,554]

Elaine, have you been urinating a lot again?

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

Do you remember your dream?  Where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

Oh, well, I really think I'm falling for you... Joseph Puglia...?

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

"I just came from the podiatrist. Yeah, I got something wrong with my foot. I got a little gangrene. They're probably gonna have to amputate."

 

I did not recall this, but Jeremy Piven is the guy that gets George's part on the show. 

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

Are you breaking up with me?

Are we going out?

[4th&Five 41,554]

It’s like a bald convention out there!

[YGIFS 19,450]

It's okay, he knows he's bald.

[NorthLoop 14,205]

They fooled ME, Jerry

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

Get out you’re fired!  I make and break little worms like you every day!  I could have any woman in this city I want, ANY ONE!

[YGIFS 19,450]

Never the less

[McCroskey 1,504]

Fear is our most primal emotion.


RIP to Crazy Joe Davola aka Peter Crombie. Passed away this week aged 71.

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

6 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Fear is our most primal emotion.


RIP to Crazy Joe Davola aka Peter Crombie. Passed away this week aged 71.

Damn. He had some great moments. 

 

I took them myself with a telephoto lens.  
I have kiboshed before and I will kibosh again. 
 

and of course 

 

Sic semper tyrannis!
 

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

He liked to encourage intruders 

[McCroskey 1,504]

I use “why wouldn’t I look great” quite a bit.

[DixonHur 11,305]

[ohchaucer 1,443]

I use “why wouldn’t I look great” quite a bit.

Kramer’s………. having a party?

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

You do the karate right?

You wanna hit me?

[YGIFS 19,450]

tiny little fists of fury.

 

[ohchaucer 1,443]

My six year old started karate last year and pretty much EVERY time he says it, I interrupt with “actually, it’s kara-TAY, son. Kara-TAY. The lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony”

My family and especially my six year old really don’t appreciate what they have in me….

[YGIFS 19,450]

Funny you should mention that, we were about to start my oldest (8 now, 7 at the time we seriously considered it) on Karate or Tae-Kwon-Do.  On another thread, I'd like to hear about your experiences with it.  I thought it'd be good for her to work out some of her hyper energy in the evenings plus learn discipline and self-defense.  Maybe after he leg heals up.  But I remember my wife looking at me after I was talking to the girl about it, like 'You just want her to do it so you can take her and her classmates out for ice cream like Kramer.'  Yes, basically that was it.  But also the crap about harmony.  

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

It's that part of you that says, "Yes, I can."

Sammy Davis had it.

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

What is it? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?!?

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

Elaine, you look scrumptious!

I'm into season 5 of my full rewatch, and got to the TV Guide episode last night. I'm seeing so many actors that I never recognized as a kid/teenager when this show was on the air. The guy that plays weird dude on the Subway who takes Elaine's TV Guide is the one who played the worthless lawyer on Scrubs and one of the aliens in Galaxy Quest. His name is Sam Lloyd And he's the nephew of Christopher Lloyd. Funny guy, and a good choice for the role. Sadly he passed away from lung cancer in 2020 at the age of 56. 

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

Aw bummer.  

Is that the Twilight Zone you're watching?  Oh...this is a good one.

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

Hey, come look at my new friend Kevin!

[futureman 22,463]

probably been posted before.  oh well. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

I probably posted this before, oh well.  To spend, now, 40 years as one of the most beautiful and funniest women to walk the planet.  God bless her.  But it'd be a damn shame anything happened to Brad Hall.  Gotta hate the Hall...

[ztejas 43,449]

Hey Kenny. You want that suit back? There it goes. 

On 1/15/2024 at 9:45 PM, futureman said:

probably been posted before.  oh well. 

So damn hot. Jeez.

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

On 1/15/2024 at 9:45 PM, futureman said:

probably been posted before.  oh well. 

And here she is on Sesame Street:

 

 

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

Ah here's another actor I didn't recognize before, Russell's daughter that George is caught gawking at was played by Denise Richards. She was not 15 as the show said, she was 21 at the time, which is a fun age.

"Get a good look, Costanza?"

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

And now you can see her butthole on the internet. 

[WBT 20,572]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And now you can see her butthole on the internet. 

It's like looking at the sun.  You get a sense of it then you look away.

[4th&Five 41,554]

Yeah. I come here all the time. You wouldn't believe the rat problems in the kitchen.

[YGIFS 19,450]

Whoah, I know who’s cooking today!

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

Field of vision huh?

[NorthLoop 14,205]

looking at a HS girl's cleavage in the 90s = hey get a quick glance and you're ok

looking at a HS girl's cleavage now = hey sir step over here because you obviously need to be castrated. 

[Tylerocks 2,553]

Understudys...now there's a shifty bunch.

The substitute teachers of the theater world.

[futureman 22,463]

On 1/18/2024 at 5:54 PM, YGIFS said:

Whoah, I know who’s cooking today!

Pacoooo!

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

[66BUFF 2,562]

On 1/14/2024 at 2:32 PM, YGIFS said:

Funny you should mention that, we were about to start my oldest (8 now, 7 at the time we seriously considered it) on Karate or Tae-Kwon-Do.  On another thread, I'd like to hear about your experiences with it.  I thought it'd be good for her to work out some of her hyper energy in the evenings plus learn discipline and self-defense.  Maybe after he leg heals up.  But I remember my wife looking at me after I was talking to the girl about it, like 'You just want her to do it so you can take her and her classmates out for ice cream like Kramer.'  Yes, basically that was it.  But also the crap about harmony.  

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

I spent so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

[MrX 734]

Bad chicken - mess you up!

[YGIFS 19,450]

Polling derail:

Best Kramer picket:

-Kenny Roger's Roasters?

-The United States Postal Service? 

-H&H Bagels? 

I will also entertain any write-in suggestions...

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

59 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Polling derail:

Best Kramer picket:

-Kenny Roger's Roasters?

-The United States Postal Service? 

-H&H Bagels? 

I will also entertain any write-in suggestions...

Hmm, they are all so good.  I defer to H&H due to it being in the Festivus episode.  BUT the pettiness of the USPS due to receiving Pottery Barn catalogs is right up there for me.  

Yeah, you like sending out catalogs?!?  How ya like gettin em back!!??!

[PantsTent 2,002]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hmm, they are all so good.  I defer to H&H due to it being in the Festivus episode.  BUT the pettiness of the USPS due to receiving Pottery Barn catalogs is right up there for me.  

Yeah, you like sending out catalogs?!?  How ya like gettin em back!!??!

Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

 

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

What in holy hell...sausages!

[miguelito 11,266]

Mr. Kramer says, "Hey buddy."

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

She can't do THAT! She's on a VERY fixed income! STOP THE SHOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

I’m an old man!  I’m confused!  I thought I paid for it!  Do you know my address?  Can you take me home?

[WBT 20,572]

Swarm!  Swarm!