do you ever yearn?

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Trying to save a quarter. 

[futureman 22415]

-some days the gods smile upon you, my friends...

-you finally get someone to take that canadian quarter?

[McCroskey 1493]

I need the secure packaging of Jockeys.


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[Bash Riprock 1695]

I'm afraid of clowns!

[pokeNbeans 203]

This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, the one thing you gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality. It's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there."

[Biff Tannen 45494]

My name is Bob!

[Guest Lobo]

It's like they all suddenly turn into farmers.  

[SimonBolivar 10921]

I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goosestepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..."

[Biff Tannen 45494]

The government has been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

[Guest Lobo]

that particular hospital saw some major shit go down if you think about it.  Pigmen, failed bris, assassination of Mr. Peanut, breathtaking babies, Junior Mints in the organ cavity, death from toxic envelopes, the residency of a Doctor Assman, and so much more.  But...

They got baked potatoes, desserts, a salad bar.  It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital.  

[futureman 22415]

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

, assassination of Mr. Peanut, 

George.  I win. 

[futureman 22415]

what is this, oak?

[Guest Lobo]

I think it's pine. 

[futureman 22415]

pine is good. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, pine's okay...

(I think he booked the Milton role off that one scene)  

"Here's our thinking on this...You got a greeting that started with an 'H', how's 50 bucks sound?"  

Edited October 13, 2018 by Lobo

[futureman 22415]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, pine's okay...

(I think he booked the Milton role off that one scene)  

"Here's our thinking on this...You got a greeting that started with an 'H', how's 50 bucks sound?"  

yeah his delivery is fucking great.  you can tell his talent just from those couple of lines.  

[futureman 22415]

oh, you have a policy!  the delicate genius has a policy!!

[futureman 22415]

you know I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

I was never that big on creeds. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 10/12/2018 at 10:53 AM, SimonBolivar said:

I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goosestepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..."

 

Yet another reason why this show couldn't be made today.

Edited October 15, 2018 by Cheeseweasel

[threesheets 1652]

LA PUERTA...ESTA...ABIERTA!!!!!

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Como se dice...water bed?

[SimonBolivar 10921]

On 10/11/2018 at 8:07 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Trying to save a quarter. 

I might use this line more than any other Seinfeld line.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

That's why there's a buzzer.

[futureman 22415]

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Lesser babka. I think not.

Edited October 15, 2018 by HornOnTheBayou

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon.

[PencilPusher 454]

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 

I have been accused of wrong-doing. But these false accusations will not deter us. We WILL annex Poland by the Spring, at any cost! AND… our stock will rise HIGH!

[Biff Tannen 45494]

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon.

Again and again.

[ohchaucer 1443]

"There's a hair in my farina!  There's a hair in my farina!"

[UTGrad98 2258]

"I want you to pick up this big screen TV and DE... LI... VER... IT... TO... HER !"

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Glamour??

[threesheets 1652]

GET IT BACK!

 

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Well, you look like a Lily. 

[futureman 22415]

tough luck, chinless. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.

You mean like the uneven parallel bars?

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian.

[SimonBolivar 10921]

Fourteen years down the drain.

[futureman 22415]

24 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Fourteen years down the drain.

how was it?

[pokeNbeans 203]

Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Turn the water on, do something.

Yeah, just like I do.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

They're bunnies.

They're bacteria traps!

[futureman 22415]

those are guest soaps!!

-what? I’m a guest. 

[SimonBolivar 10921]

I dunno...they're deranged. 

Edited October 16, 2018 by SimonBolivar

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Poor Lily. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

You like saying "Gortex", don't you?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

I shrimp, I scallop.  I shrimp and scallop.

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Yes, I think I am better than the mollusk. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Hey Jerry, you got any Tums? 

Stomach ache? 

I drank too much water in the shower. 
 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 10/18/2018 at 8:26 AM, Bash Riprock said:

Any time I ever hear someone say barometer, I respond 100% of the time with, "It's pronounced 'thermometer.'"