do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22464]

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cross posting because I think he would find it funny. RIP my Seinfeld brother. 
 

it’s just a magnificent stone. 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s just a magnificent stone. 

And and then…after the all star break, we just SWEPT the Orioles!

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

We should set up a scholarship in his name, and award it to an aspiring city planner.

The Art Vandelay Human Fund Meaty Part of the Curve Student Scholarship

[miguelito 11266]

Not showing off, not falling behind.

[Biff Tannen 45688]

It’s called a T-square!

[Biff Tannen 45688]

The shrimp is stringy?

Well maybe...QUIET!

[futureman 22464]

you know I think I’ll just take the check. 

[futureman 22464]

well you should probably ask, because if he’s gonna be coming over with those pokeno’s pizzas… could be trouble. 

[elfenix 34243]

if i knew she was a lesbian when we went out, i never would've broken up with her

[4th&Five 41554]

RIP

[ztejas 43452]

[Biff Tannen 45688]

Beat it Brian

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[4th&Five 41554]

[futureman 22464]

your father is absolutely right.  we’re sitting there like IDIOTS, drinking coffee, without a piece of cake. 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I'm all over that shit

[futureman 22464]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm all over that shit

lol I read this first as "I'm over all that shit" and it made me sad.

[4th&Five 41554]

How was Eric Roberts as the husband?

[Biff Tannen 45688]

Well how do you like that, I got rope.

[elfenix 34243]

well maybe i don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do

[futureman 22464]

🎶 meet the mets, meet the mets, come on in and grrrrreet the mets 🎶

-good meeting?

there was no meeting.

[McCroskey 1504]

"you have a collect call from...HEY BUDDY, DON'T SAY NO!!"

[futureman 22464]

let me just check my messages, maybe a nicer girl called…

[Biff Tannen 45688]

I don’t know, but now they’ve got a chart on me!

[McCroskey 1504]

And what clinic is that, again?

[futureman 22464]

25 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

And what clinic is that, again?

uh that’s correct

[futureman 22464]

every two minutes, “where’s the top of this muffin!?  who ate the rest of this?!”

[4th&Five 41554]

What’s kept you so busy?

Mostly chemotherapy. 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

every two minutes, “where’s the top of this muffin!?  who ate the rest of this?!”

Here I come. 

[Dutchrudder 11139]

I'm not Catholic, but I wouldn't mind owning one of these. 

[McCroskey 1504]

On 9/1/2024 at 9:02 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Cross posting because I think he would find it funny. RIP my Seinfeld brother. 
 

In our shock we forgot the best reference of all.

I've got the funeral tomorrow, but my weekend is pretty wide open.

 

Still miss YGIFS/Lobo.

[Biff Tannen 45688]

It’s a lie!  There’s no solarium, there’s no Prickly Pete, there’s no other solarium!

We know. 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

I had my pre-mousse and now I begin my post-mousse. 

[futureman 22464]

yeah, I’m the shark, and he’s the fish eating my laughs. 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

18 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah, I’m the shark, and he’s the fish eating my laughs. 

Don't know how a fish could eat laughs...

[WBT 20572]

I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector

[futureman 22464]

I told her I had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour. 

[futureman 22464]

all right, no more lies.  elaine has been chosen to represent the upper west side in the next biosphere project. 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

You're dead President Lincoln!  You're dead!

[Biff Tannen 45688]

Up here, I'm already gone.

[WBT 20572]

And the best part is, if things go really well...

Conjugal visit?

Don't jinx it!

[futureman 22464]

sounds like a nice girl

[Biff Tannen 45688]

Jerry, I’m not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She’s integral!

[McCroskey 1504]

She's a wonderful girl...very smart, very uh...crafty.

[futureman 22464]

the gang!  as she likes to call them…

[WBT 20572]

Look, if we're going to stay here until all hours of the night, can we at least get some food here?

It's only five fifteen.

[Da Fino 2783]

Hey, I got a rubber pencil thing happening here.
 

[4th&Five 41554]

How do ya like the tuxedo? It's a rental but I've had it for fifteen years.

[Dutchrudder 11139]

Interesting chart with ratings for each episode. The low one in season 6 was the Episode 100 clip show. The end of season 5 was a strong finish with The Fire, The Hamptons (shrinkage) and The Opposite. All very memorable episodes mostly focused on George. Just look at all that green from S3-S8, it's a hell of a run with very few misses. Really speaks to the quality of the show and why it's still so successful in syndication today. 

[futureman 22464]

the clip show was fucking excellent and the finale wasn't the best episode in the series but it certainly wasn't bad.  I also disagree with that string of yellow to close it out before the finale; season 9 was great.