do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45763]

I have a hair on my tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do,
you put it there. I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now Im gonna
put the kibosh on you. You know Ive kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.

[4th&Five 41701]

I’m a day person. 

[Biff Tannen 45763]

One of my favorite lines is from Jay Crespi:

Those collars are funny!

But the reason I love it is because he practically yells it. Just way too over enthusiastic for the scene. 

[elfenix 34385]

what if he left you a used kleenex what's that a valentine?

[WBT 20735]

I had Murder She Wrote on one of the oldies channels as background noise and there's Morty as a nypd detective with a bad Irish accent putting the moves on Jessica Fletcher

[Biff Tannen 45763]

You know your coffee stain looks like Fidel Castro 

[McCroskey 1490]

He’s Lou Filerman. He’s new here.

[Biff Tannen 45763]

I could've been a Kosher butcher like my brother.

 

Man, I think of all scenes that have grown on me the most over the years, the Mohel scene might be my favorite.  He's just so neurotic.

[futureman 22565]

I have mono.

...nucleosis.

[Biff Tannen 45763]

I will not tolerate infestation. 

[4th&Five 41701]

Alright, Frank. That’s enough. 

[Biff Tannen 45763]

Where the hell are my clothes?  I love those clothes!

Edited November 22 by Biff Tannen

[futureman 22565]

CODE RED CODE RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

https://www.instagram.com/p/DCyMHTyMh8z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

fake (?) who the hell knows but I just don't care

you want a christmas card?

[futureman 22565]

ahhhh shit.  I guess it's old.  I hadn't seen it!

[futureman 22565]

and I guess she does look about 20 years younger.  I got excited.  my bad.

[4th&Five 41701]

It smells like a cheap hooker. Or is that you?

[futureman 22565]

if there’s anything else I can do, please don’t hesitate to try and find my number…