do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 46060]

I have a hair on my tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do,
you put it there. I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now Im gonna
put the kibosh on you. You know Ive kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.

[4th&Five 41902]

I’m a day person. 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

One of my favorite lines is from Jay Crespi:

Those collars are funny!

But the reason I love it is because he practically yells it. Just way too over enthusiastic for the scene. 

[elfenix 34658]

what if he left you a used kleenex what's that a valentine?

[WBT 20879]

I had Murder She Wrote on one of the oldies channels as background noise and there's Morty as a nypd detective with a bad Irish accent putting the moves on Jessica Fletcher

[Biff Tannen 46060]

You know your coffee stain looks like Fidel Castro 

[McCroskey 1510]

He’s Lou Filerman. He’s new here.

[Biff Tannen 46060]

I could've been a Kosher butcher like my brother.

 

Man, I think of all scenes that have grown on me the most over the years, the Mohel scene might be my favorite.  He's just so neurotic.

[futureman 22664]

I have mono.

...nucleosis.

[Biff Tannen 46060]

I will not tolerate infestation. 

[4th&Five 41902]

Alright, Frank. That’s enough. 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

Where the hell are my clothes?  I love those clothes!

Edited November 22 by Biff Tannen

[futureman 22664]

CODE RED CODE RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

https://www.instagram.com/p/DCyMHTyMh8z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

fake (?) who the hell knows but I just don't care

you want a christmas card?

[futureman 22664]

ahhhh shit.  I guess it's old.  I hadn't seen it!

[futureman 22664]

and I guess she does look about 20 years younger.  I got excited.  my bad.

[4th&Five 41902]

It smells like a cheap hooker. Or is that you?

[futureman 22664]

if there’s anything else I can do, please don’t hesitate to try and find my number…

[Biff Tannen 46060]

How about Mendy's?  Ooooohh!!!

[Nole-4-Life 813]

On 10/30/2024 at 11:30 AM, WBT said:

I had Murder She Wrote on one of the oldies channels as background noise and there's Morty as a nypd detective with a bad Irish accent putting the moves on Jessica Fletcher

Looks like he's wearing The Executive.

[McCroskey 1510]

Gotta invite the Drake.

[4th&Five 41902]

Pretty, pretty, pretty excited!

[Biff Tannen 46060]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty, pretty, pretty excited!

Your seats were better than mine. But that was a lot of fun. Also, Trey Elling with the super long question about his maid shitting in the bathroom. 

[4th&Five 41902]

Ha! That was him?

JB and Susie were a great surprise. 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Ha! That was him?

JB and Susie were a great surprise. 

Yep. My wife recognized his voice. Wish there had been a bit more about Seinfeld, but good times overall. 

[futureman 22664]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty, pretty, pretty excited!

where was this?  what was this?

[Biff Tannen 46060]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

where was this?  what was this?

Conversation with Larry David tonight at Bass. First part was mostly a scripted talk with the Curb producer “hosting” while Larry basically did stand up, but then they brought out JB and Susie from Curb to talk about their experience as well. Good stuff all around. 

[futureman 22664]

oh that’s cool.  I feel like y’all mentioned it a while back in this thread?  glad it was a good time. 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

You see it’s “nure”, which is good, with a “ma” in front of it. 

[4th&Five 41902]

What the hell’s a velvet fog?

[Biff Tannen 46060]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

What the hell’s a velvet fog?

Well apparently I do something because I’m sitting at the head table with Mr. Mel Torme!

[4th&Five 41902]

Uh, gazpacho, por favor.

[futureman 22664]

por favor?

[NorthLoop 14420]

I'm part Spanish

[pokeNbeans 204]

 What's the worst thing that could happen?

 

Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out

in shame with your tail between your legs.

 

Yeah, so?

[futureman 22664]

5 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm part Spanish

adios, muchacho!

[Biff Tannen 46060]

We are taking the armoire and that’s all there is to it, ok?

[Biff Tannen 46060]

Ok wilhelm, I want this stadium scoured. He could be bleeding to death in the bullpen.

[Biff Tannen 46060]

The Dark Continent is no place for an addict Elaine. 

[futureman 22664]

the price?  your soul. 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

I said turn pimp!

[usmc0331horn 986]

I put Stephen Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's loving it!

[WBT 20879]

On 12/10/2024 at 9:32 PM, Biff Tannen said:

We are taking the armoire and that’s all there is to it, ok?

Street toughs took my armoire?

Hot take incoming

Spoiler

That storyline is more entertaining than the soup nazi.  Or maybe the SN is just so played out.

 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Street toughs took my armoire?

Hot take incoming

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That storyline is more entertaining than the soup nazi.  Or maybe the SN is just so played out.

 

We can have both. 
 

Bread…beautiful. 

[futureman 22664]

you're pushing your luck, little man.

[Biff Tannen 46060]

I was free and clear!  I was living the dream!  I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!