do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22,736]

I LOVE HER, JERRY!

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

I LOVE HER, JERRY!

Is that right?

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

We are celebrating Festivus tonight. Yes, it’s a day early, but we have to do family Xmas stuff tomorrow, so tonight it shall be. 
 

I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space!

[futureman 22,736]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that right?

she can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan. 

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

This shirt will never leave my body. 

[McCroskey 1,512]

I gotta lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!

[futureman 22,736]

wow, poison control!  that’s even higher than number one!

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be a better way!

[4th&Five 42,031]

A Christmas card from Lainey!

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

41 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

A Christmas card from Lainey!

I always wanted to see that card so bad. 

[4th&Five 42,031]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I always wanted to see that card so bad. 

[futureman 22,736]

well, h&h wouldn’t let us use their bathroom while we were picketing. kind of put a cramp in our solidarity. 

[WBT 21,040]

That must have been some kind of doll.

She was.

 

Happy festivus to all and to all a good night.

Edited Tuesday at 03:43 AM by WBT

[WBT 21,040]

Ah Sandy....here is a little something for you!

Oh.  Thanks.

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

Incoming!

[miguelito 11,521]

SCAB! SCAAAAAB!

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,889]

My parents have Human Fund’d my ass for the better part of a decade. I get a card every year that says: A donation has been made in you and your wife’s name to the Global Episcopal Mission Network.
 

 

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My parents have Human Fund’d my ass for the better part of a decade. I get a card every year that says: A donation has been made in you and your wife’s name to the Global Episcopal Mission Network.
 

 

I got a memo here from accounting saying there’s no such thing as the Global Episcopal Mission Network. 

[4th&Five 42,031]

I should be buying you presents. 

Edited Tuesday at 02:17 PM by 4th&Five

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I should be buying you presents. 

What does that mean?

[WBT 21,040]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I got a memo here from accounting saying there’s no such thing as the Global Episcopal Mission Network. 

Well there could be

['stache 22,149]

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I always wanted to see that card so bad. 

Me too, although I still don't see how she didn't notice a loose button and exposed nipple when she chose the photo. 

[Biff Tannen 46,252]

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Well there could be

Buuut there isn’t (flicks paper)