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I got my employees some black and white cookies and a chocolate babka and none of them got the reference. I guess I should have gone with the cinnamon for the full effect.

 

Because of this, next time they're only getting Ring Dings and Pepsi.

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5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I got my employees some black and white cookies and a chocolate babka and none of them got the reference. I guess I should have gone with the cinnamon for the full effect.

 

Because of this, next time they're only getting Ring Dings and Pepsi.

I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People are coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."

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On 1/21/2025 at 2:14 PM, 4th&Five said:

Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else’s urine?

I thought they found that it helps with athletes foot and jellyfish stings. Hot take, George was right, it’s all pipes.

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The very pants I was returning.  That's perfect irony!  Elaine, that is interesting writing!

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5 hours ago, 'stache said:

Was there ver an explanation why they referred to Drake as “The Drake”? Something about that always bothered me.

Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night?

Jerry: Oh, Drake's party, I forgot to buy a present.

George: I gotta buy a present now?

Elaine: Of course you do, it's an engagement party.

George: It never ends, this present stuff! Engagement present! Then they get married, you gonna 
have to get them something for that! Then the baby, there's another present. Then the baby starts 
getting their presents. I don't even like Drake.

Jerry: You don't like the Drake?

George: Hate the Drake.

Elaine: I *love* the Drake.

Jerry: How could you not like the Drake?

George: Who's the Drake?

Elaine: "Who's the Drake"?

Jerry: The Drake is good!

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