do you ever yearn?

[ohchaucer 1443]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man, that looks like a dead bear.

He was struttin' around the coffee shop like Stein Erikson. 

Also,

You might wanna get a look at that bathing suit drawer. 

[4th&Five 41461]

Well, I’m sorry I’m not Brad. I’m me! Nice to meet ya!

[futureman 22415]

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Well, I’m sorry I’m not Brad. I’m me! Nice to meet ya!

these beans are pretty good. 

-mmm hmm, twenty minutes. 

[Guest Lobo]

^

they didn’t even try to make her apartment look different from the Ross’ place.  Which was a rather humble living area given their elaborate dining room and many, many monies...

”I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple...”

[pokeNbeans 203]

HOW 'BOUT TAKING YOUR TOP OFF?

[futureman 22415]

coffee shop?? haha I think we can do a little better than that.  you look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 

[Guest Lobo]

And you look like you could use a.......

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Bacterial meningitis...jackpot!

[futureman 22415]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bacterial meningitis...jackpot!

it’s the hamlet of diseases!

[Guest Lobo]

And she pursued and I withdrew...

and I pursued and she withdrew.  

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

 I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

That's enough...with the smells.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Correction. I WAS bald.

[Guest Lobo]

She's sporting a Larry Fine.  

A what? 

A Larry Fine! 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 11/20/2018 at 10:33 AM, ohchaucer said:

Race him, Jerry!

I choose not to run!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Correction. I WAS bald.

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING! AND THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!

['stache 21772]

I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic.  It's a pleasure.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Wide lanes!

[futureman 22415]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wide lanes!

well, you black out lane lines one and three and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise.  so, you got any black paint?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Home Alone?

The old man got to me!

[futureman 22415]

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Home Alone?

The old man got to me!

my favorite part about that scene is that they’re playing knock-off music from “home alone” because I guess they didn’t wanna pay for the rights to the real music(??).  who knows.  but it amuses me. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

my favorite part about that scene is that they’re playing knock-off music from “home alone” because I guess they didn’t wanna pay for the rights to the real music(??).  who knows.  but it amuses me. 

John Williams did the score, so licensing probably not cheap.  I just watched it in real life.

[Guest Lobo]

And this road is so luxurious.  

[WBT 20421]

I'm not familiar with that term

[Facemask 103]

I hate millennials

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[Biff Tannen 45494]

No need to watch that.

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Morgan is a c*nt

[futureman 22415]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

No need to watch that.

exactly.  it would serve no purpose. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

But you ARE Blanche!  You ARE in the shackles!

[NorthLoop 14091]

Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the Moops. The correct answer is, The Moops.

[SimonBolivar 10927]

On 11/27/2018 at 8:37 PM, Facemask said:

 

I hate millennials

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Newmannium

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Kramer this phone's a piece of junk goodbye!

[pokeNbeans 203]

My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it..

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Kramer this phone's a piece of junk goodbye!

High pitched Jerry voice is the best Jerry voice.

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

This is incoherent drivel!

[Guest Lobo]

And when it comes time to write about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself in the mix. 

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Haven't we had this conversation before?

[NorthLoop 14091]

You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?

[ohchaucer 1443]

I'm even more potent now. 

[4th&Five 41461]

Since my vasectomy I’ve used that at least once a month. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

My boys can swim!

[Guest Lobo]

uh-huh, and what about your sideburns?  

[threesheets 1652]

WHY SHOULD THEY GO TO WASTE??,

[futureman 22415]

blood tests, immaculate. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I loved him deeply! In a way you could never understand...

[Guest Lobo]

Time is what Jerry is referring to there...with that...there. 

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

You shrunk it. You know you shrunk it. Just tell me you shrunk it. 

[futureman 22415]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I shrunk it. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200--somewhere--there were two women living together.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

He's the Got-No-Green Lantern.