do you ever yearn?

[4th&Five 42005]

ScarJost just named their baby Cosmo.

[futureman 22699]

 

[Biff Tannen 46166]

57 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

Oh my best friend bought that a few weeks ago and sent me the same pic. 

[Guest Lobo]

You're still friends with Lomez?  

[Biff Tannen 46166]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

You're still friends with Lomez?  

Jay Riemenschneider

[Guest Lobo]

Oh yeah?  Well my best friend is Corky Ramirez.  Up on 94th street. 

[futureman 22699]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jay Riemenschneider

he’s the one that eats horse, right?

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, he gets it from his butcher.  

 

[Guest Lobo]

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I think about whether or not Jay's horse butcher is also the same butcher that gave Kramer his deli slicer/whitecoat? 

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

[Biff Tannen 46166]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I think about whether or not Jay's horse butcher is also the same butcher that gave Kramer his deli slicer/whitecoat? 

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

Franco?

[Guest Lobo]

Who's Franco? 

[futureman 22699]

19 hours ago, Lobo said:

And how thinly can you shave horsemeat?   

so thin you can’t even see them.

[Guest Lobo]

Then how will you know if you sliced it?  

 

All this talk of horses and Kramer, I can't help but reimagine the episode with the Balm and Jackie Chiles.  But instead of balm, it's horse paste.  I'm looking for laughs today to take the edge off all the covid news coming out of our elementary school.  

Edited August 24, 2021 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 46166]

18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Then how will you know if you sliced it?  

 

All this talk of horses and Kramer, I can't help but reimagine the episode with the Balm and Jackie Chiles.  But instead of balm, it's horse paste.  I'm looking for laughs today to take the edge off all the covid news coming out of our elementary school.  

Do you know what a balm is?

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do you know what a balm is?

No one can tell what a balm’s going to do. They’re unpredictable. 

[McCroskey 1510]

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

Edited August 26, 2021 by McCroskey

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1708]

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

23 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

That business was all improvised. Jerry, Jason, and Julia were dying. 

[Biff Tannen 46166]

23 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"All right let's take a short break."

 

 

*eats chip*

 

 

*sips diet Cola*

 

 

*adjusts tie*

 

 

*looks at watch*

 

 

"Okay.  We're back!!"

The under the breath burp was the clincher. 

[4th&Five 42005]

Happy, Pappy?

[Biff Tannen 46166]

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Happy, Pappy?

I use this consistently with the wife. 

[Guest Lobo]

so you're Pappy?  

[Biff Tannen 46166]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

so you're Pappy?  

She’s pappy

[Guest Lobo]

I'm Pappy?  

[Biff Tannen 46166]

Ooh, Mr Apple, you have a brown spot!

[Guest Lobo]

Fruit's a gamble.  I know that going in.  

[4th&Five 42005]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I use this consistently with the wife. 

I posted it right after saying it to mine. 

[4th&Five 42005]

10/1

 

[futureman 22699]

that trailer was pretty good for a 30 year old tv show. 

[Biff Tannen 46166]

[futureman 22699]

I thought we were stealing it.

it feels like we’re stealing it. 

[Guest Lobo]

You mean the holes?

[Biff Tannen 46166]

Slippery Pete.  He's the best...and the worst!

[futureman 22699]

here’s your pizza, pea brains. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

You owe me a quarter

[Biff Tannen 46166]

Just watched Armageddon and Slippery Pete is great in that.  Also The Big Lebowski.  And Fargo.  And like 100 other things.

[futureman 22699]

that was my mail order bride!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Well, hello Photo Store Shelia..

[Biff Tannen 46166]

48 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Well, hello Photo Store Shelia..

Gee, I really like your picture, would you like to go out on a date with me please?

[4th&Five 42005]

Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 

[Biff Tannen 46166]

God I can't wait until October 1.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 

 

Great, great. So anytime you want you can just visualize her naked.

[Biff Tannen 46166]

My father would come home every night stinking of brine!

[dcbc 14644]

 

[Biff Tannen 46166]

Jerry Stiller.  National treasure.

[futureman 22699]

don’t sweat it, buddy, I used to have fleas.

-what did you do about them?

what do you mean?

[Biff Tannen 46166]

As I lie in my bed with my AC broken, all I can think is :

I’ve slept in REALLY hot rooms and I WANTED to kill MYself. 

[futureman 22699]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

As I lie in my bed with my AC broken,  

I have found taking a cold shower before bed is helpful in that situation. 

[Biff Tannen 46166]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I have found taking a cold shower before bed is helpful in that situation. 

They’re for psychotics!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Yes, yes. I am Dr. Vanostran from the clinic. I need Elaine Benes chart. She's a patient of mine and she's not going to make it. It's uh very bad very messy.

I see and what clinic is that again?

That's correct.