do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

yeah now that you say that I agree. I thought maybe my tv was getting worse. 

Who is he?

My tv is better than him!

It’s worse!

[Biff Tannen 44977]

I find them repugnant and unappealing. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8839]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone think the definition isn’t as good as when it was on Hulu?

Apparently they messed with the aspect ratio.

[McCroskey 1483]

The definition looks fine to me.

[NorthLoop 13920]

damn that makes her tits look tiny

 

 

nevermind... it's cuz she's got a big head. 

Edited October 3, 2021 by NorthLoop

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Well that blows. 
 

Also: 

I live and breathe my friend. I live and breathe. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

YOU SAID YES!? Don't you have any pride or self respect? I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this? I mean what are you going to do? You're going to start driving him to the airport?


I'm NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 10/2/2021 at 7:52 PM, futureman said:

I’ll be damned. 

[Guest Lobo]

If you have a chance to watch Seinfeld's Lego short film this morning, do it.  It's only 90 seconds.

It's not that funny, but Dr. Whatley and Puddy have hilarious cameos.  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Well, my friend Jay Reimenschneider eats horse all the time. He gets it from his butcher.

[Biff Tannen 44977]

His mudder was a mudder. 

[McCroskey 1483]

Oh yeah, a wise man once taught me the healing power of the body’s natural pressure points….

He sells T-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Oh yeah put that on my tab

[futureman 22340]

loves the slop. 

[Guest Lobo]

He had to be shot.

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Yama hama, it's fright night!

[4th&Five 41109]

These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor. 

[WhatTheBuck 28592]

On 10/4/2021 at 9:27 PM, Biff Tannen said:

His mudder was a mudder. 

I think that was a tribute to an old Abbott and Costello routine.

The long version:

 

Edited October 6, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

[Biff Tannen 44977]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I think that was a tribute to an old Abbott and Costello routine.

The long version:

 

Nice. I know almost every episode by heart, but there are so many old movie and comedy references that go right over my head. 

[WhatTheBuck 28592]

21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Nice. I know almost every episode by heart, but there are so many old movie and comedy references that go right over my head. 

Long ago I had a cassette tape of Abbott and Costello radio performances where they did that routine and included the lines “His mudder was a mudder” and “His fodder was a mudder.” That version was better than either of the clips I could find. And that was a great tape. There was a time when I knew that “Who’s on first?” bit by heart. 

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Oh Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price: your soul. 

[futureman 22340]

yam yam. 

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just a table. 

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Plum!

[Biff Tannen 44977]

My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon. 

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Me so happy. Me want to cry. 
 

Man, I love the bizarro world episode. The meetup with the two groups on the sidewalk is classic. 

[WhatTheBuck 28592]

We already have a George. 

[4th&Five 41109]

Feldman got us all tickets to the Bolshoi!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Hello, Vargus...

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Haven't you done enough?

[futureman 22340]

Elaine awkwardly trying to open the door to leave is so great. 

[Biff Tannen 44977]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

Elaine awkwardly trying to open the door to leave is so great. 

It's locked...

[Guest Lobo]

What are you, a medieval dungeon master?  

[Guest Lobo]

NSIAP---does the Netflix cache of episodes include "Puerto Rican Day" or did that get 'cancelled'?

It wasn't that strong an episode, especially given how great the second half of that season was.  But the wealthy industrialists showdown was awesome, and it's the final appearance in the trilogy of Cedric & Bob. 

[4th&Five 41109]

Yes, it does. First one I watched since I hadn’t seen it in years. 

[futureman 22340]

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It wasn't that strong an episode

this was debated recently. it’s strong to quite strong. 

[Kel Varnsen 8255]

Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!

[futureman 22340]

not pennypacker!

[Biff Tannen 44977]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

this was debated recently. it’s strong to quite strong. 

now you've done it

[Guest Lobo]

I liked it.  Was just asking if it’s included in the Netflix episode drop.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

now you've done it

[McCroskey 1483]

I can’t be blind, Jerry, the blind are courageous.

[Biff Tannen 44977]

I mean I love just seeing you and having sex. Not having to do all that, you know, work.  All that calling you, and buying you stuff.  Hearing about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal.

[Guest Lobo]

I saw another infograph, whatever we're calling them.  It was yet another reminder that Jerry never said, "What's the deal with..." during the show.  Either in the scripted scenes or in the opening standup bits.  But I swear when George is contemplating whether or not to go play Frolf...Jerry pops up in a bubble over his shoulder and says something like, "And what's the deal with...(can't remember the noun he says."  Am I remembering that right?  

[Biff Tannen 44977]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I saw another infograph, whatever we're calling them.  It was yet another reminder that Jerry never said, "What's the deal with..." during the show.  Either in the scripted scenes or in the opening standup bits.  But I swear when George is contemplating whether or not to go play Frolf...Jerry pops up in a bubble over his shoulder and says something like, "And what's the deal with...(can't remember the noun he says."  Am I remembering that right?  

Yep, "what's the deal with airplane peanuts?"

Edited October 20, 2021 by Biff Tannen
Accuracy

[futureman 22340]

and doesn’t george say “what’s the deal with those guys down in the pit?”

[Biff Tannen 44977]

Kramer: and what’s the deal with politics?  I don’t get it. Am I right people?

[Guest Lobo]

I'm sure the expression is said quite a few times over the course of the series.  Perhaps even by the great Kenny Bannia...the Voice of a New Generation!

But I've seen two claims lately that Jerry never said it, and sure enough---there it is.  

 

[futureman 22340]

found another. he’s off screen but at the assembly jerry says

[Biff Tannen 44977]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

and doesn’t george say “what’s the deal with those guys down in the pit?”

Yes. They’re musicians.