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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Specifically, "they blew his brains out all over the Pacific".

Well yes, that's how Alton put it.  He was, after all, a man of letters.  Understandably, the Dept. of Defense opted to tell his family he was KIA over the Pacific.  

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No.  But he looked very different in later seasons than he did earlier in the series.  

I didn't realize he was based on a real guy that Larry David knew in media.  Well, the name anyway.  

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Well, we know Owen is 66 years old in the Autumn of 1991.  Making him 16 at the time of the Pearl Harbor Attack.  We could assume he enlists/is drafted two years later in 1943 and does indeed go make trouble for either Japan, or Germany.  

In the United States Navy.  

 

also, I just want to tell Cosmo---thank you for your service.  You never really talked about it and I get it.  But thank you.  I'm glad you don't have a Federal Record.

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Look, it's a greasy spoon of a diner but they're not gonna put a guy who consistently lets his pony tail rubber band fall into the soup is not gonna get promoted to manager.  

 

Okay, shit---to Biff's question.  I think it's a trick question.  I remember there was Larry who comes out to threaten Courtney Cox or somebody for bringing in outside condiments to the diner.  Kramer had something to do with it as well.  there was the cashier, who after the main 4, appears in more episodes than anyone else although she's only credited with 1 speaking line or some shit like that by SAG rules.  I remember there was an old Greek Man who takes over the diner at some point later in the series, and he's technically the manager too, and Elaine gets all pissed at him because she thinks he's hiring busty waitresses but turns out they're his daughters.  

So one of those three?  Speaking of that last guy...there's a parody porn video for every damn movie and TV show.  But I'd like to see those Russ Meyer waitresses in a girl-on-girl-on-girl scene with an Elaine look alike set in Monk's diner.  It would fulfill so many of my fantasies.  I'd feel like George having sex, while eating a Reuben and watching TV on a handheld device.

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7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Look, it's a greasy spoon of a diner but they're not gonna put a guy who consistently lets his pony tail rubber band fall into the soup is not gonna get promoted to manager.  

 

Okay, shit---to Biff's question.  I think it's a trick question.  I remember there was Larry who comes out to threaten Courtney Cox or somebody for bringing in outside condiments to the diner.  Kramer had something to do with it as well.  there was the cashier, who after the main 4, appears in more episodes than anyone else although she's only credited with 1 speaking line or some shit like that by SAG rules.  I remember there was an old Greek Man who takes over the diner at some point later in the series, and he's technically the manager too, and Elaine gets all pissed at him because she thinks he's hiring busty waitresses but turns out they're his daughters.  

So one of those three?  Speaking of that last guy...there's a parody porn video for every damn movie and TV show.  But I'd like to see those Russ Meyer waitresses in a girl-on-girl-on-girl scene with an Elaine look alike set in Monk's diner.  It would fulfill so many of my fantasies.  I'd feel like George having sex, while eating a Reuben and watching TV on a handheld device.

Well I was going for Larry.

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And I, for brevity.  

My posts are taking a really long time to post lately, otherwise I think I won the trivia game.  I hit "submit reply" and the box changes colors to grey and then the whole window sits idle for a solid 45 seconds.  

Speaking of Grey.  Sasha apparently did do a Seinfeld parody sketch with another woman and a "kramer" look alike.  Do not recommend.  But then, I had 45 seconds to kill just now.

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17 hours ago, Lobo said:

Speaking of that last guy...there's a parody porn video for every damn movie and TV show.  But I'd like to see those Russ Meyer waitresses in a girl-on-girl-on-girl scene with an Elaine look alike set in Monk's diner.  It would fulfill so many of my fantasies.  I'd feel like George having sex, while eating a Reuben and watching TV on a handheld device.

Can one of the girls look like Jerry?

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There will be a 3some scene, yes.  With Buck, Elaine, and the she-Jerry.  

In another scene, we see Elaine lookalike pleasuring herself and loses a bet.  Still another scene, has her date taking IT...OUT.  

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I'll get the thread back on track so Biff doesn't get in trouble with his wife, or mom, or whoever put the scare in him earlier.

IN-THREAD POLL.  Top 5 answers are on the board.  

What is the most memorable scene on the show in which 'beans' are mentioned?

1.  The Yankee Bean song from Elaine to Owen.

2.  Newman's interview on the Merv Griffin show about generic wax beans.

3.  George and Jerry remarking about their old high school gym teacher's teeth looking like baked beans. 

4.  Jerry and his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend discussing the tastiness of a plate of beans.

5.  Babu's culinary treat:  Frank & Beans. 

(hint, it's a trick question)

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35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Correct answer:

Don't lie to me, butter bean. We're taking it up a notch.

 

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This is correct.  Anyone selecting Newman's story about taking the labels off of his cans of wax beans....you have officially hit 'rock bottom.'  You should shut down and retool.  

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18 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'll get the thread back on track so Biff doesn't get in trouble with his wife, or mom, or whoever put the scare in him earlier.

IN-THREAD POLL.  Top 5 answers are on the board.  

What is the most memorable scene on the show in which 'beans' are mentioned?

1.  The Yankee Bean song from Elaine to Owen.

2.  Newman's interview on the Merv Griffin show about generic wax beans.

3.  George and Jerry remarking about their old high school gym teacher's teeth looking like baked beans. 

4.  Jerry and his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend discussing the tastiness of a plate of beans.

5.  Babu's culinary treat:  Frank & Beans. 

(hint, it's a trick question)

Yankee Bean clear cut winner, but Newman’s wax bean story is sneaky good.

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4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

More trivia - my wife and I often try to name all of the fake movies they went to see (or wanted to see) off the top of our heads…

I’ll start:

  • Prognosis Negative
  • Chunnel
  • Rochelle Rochelle
  • Firestorm
  • Blame it on the Rain
  • Ponce de Leon
  • The Muted Heart

 

 

Flaming Globes of Sigmund. 

Real. Spectacular. 

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10 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

More trivia - my wife and I often try to name all of the fake movies they went to see (or wanted to see) off the top of our heads…

I’ll start:

  • Prognosis Negative
  • Chunnel
  • Rochelle Rochelle
  • Firestorm
  • Blame it on the Rain
  • Ponce de Leon
  • The Muted Heart

 

 

Check Mate is what they were trying to see when they all (except Kramer) ended up at Rochelle Rochelle.

Death Blow, Sack Lunch, Cry Cry Again

 

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