do you ever yearn?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

45 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant?

I’ll go with Mendy’s.  Great soup.  

I heard the Swordfish is the best in town.

[4th&Five 41604]

Poppy’s a little sloppy. 

[Guest Lobo]

What was the name of the place that only served massive servings of meat?      Mutton, Huge steaks, a “light” chicken dish which was a full bird stuffed with ham and cheese?

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant?

I’ll go with Mendy’s.  Great soup.  

Mendy's!  Ooooooh!!!

[Biff Tannen 45750]

27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was the name of the place that only served massive servings of meat?      Mutton, Huge steaks, a “light” chicken dish which was a full bird stuffed with ham and cheese?

Old Homestead Steak House, according to the script.

[66BUFF 2565]

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was the name of the place that only served massive servings of meat?      Mutton, Huge steaks, a “light” chicken dish which was a full bird stuffed with ham and cheese?

Old Homestead Steak House

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Besides the diner, what’s your favorite Seinfeld-universe restaurant?

Arby's.

 

[66BUFF 2565]

Pisano's

[Kel Varnsen 8543]

The Tony is taking me to Sardi's

[Guest Lobo]

I go to La Caridad for the flan.  Was Hop Sing's the place they waited for the table or was that from another episode? 

[4th&Five 41604]

Elaine got Ned blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Now you're on our list!  Ned...Isaakov!

[Guest Lobo]

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Elaine got Ned blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

Damn, good catch.  I mean not "catch of the day" flounder good, but pretty good.  Forgot about that episode and it's one of my favorites.  Wife busts out, "Well, a lot of it is vegetables" probably once a month when I ask what's for dinner.  

Right...because, I'm the janitor? 

Apparently the chinese restaurant had no proper name mentioned in the episode or the scripts.  All we really know is it's near a movie theater and probably close to Park Avenue.  Kinda like the place in Florida where you get a tenderloin, a salad, and a baked potation for $4.95 between 4:30-6:00p.  

Pomodoro's is a good date night spot.  Though most relationships rarely make it past the second date.  

 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Kinda like the place in Florida where you get a tenderloin, a salad, and a baked potation for $4.95 between 4:30-6:00p.  

You know what that costs you AFTER six?!?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Was Hop Sing's the place they waited for the table or was that from another episode? 

I think it's referred to as The Chinese Restaurant. That's it.

[futureman 22559]

4 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Yeah it counts.

Nobody wanted to see “Blame it on the Rain” either. 

yeah I think jerry wanted to see means to an end. 

[Guest Lobo]

Well I got news for all of you (checks watch).... if we don't get a table right now...We're not making this movie.  

If we're lucky, we get hit up Atomic Subs and maybe rent a Gene's pick at Champagne Video if we really hustle.  Somebody pick me up some vodka, cigarettes, and fireworks on the way over.  I haven't been out in awhile.

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Babe Ruth was nothing but a fat old man with little girl legs.

[Kel Varnsen 8543]

I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Another of my favorite made up thing: Hennigan’s Scotch.

Always wondered what was the best made-up Scotch: Hennigans or Glengoolie Blue? Gotta think Archer had the more expensive taste, so Glengoolie Blue is probably the way to go.

Edited December 17, 2021 by oSuJeff97

[Guest Lobo]

It's a toss-up.  Hennigan's is obviously lower quality, but nobody can smell it, and it puts into a nice infantile slumber.  Glengoolie Blue is superior quality, but everybody knows you're 'faced and you turn into an asshole (albeit, a funny one).  Maybe we can get them to make a blended malt.  Hennigoolie.  

[WBT 20675]

9 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Definitely not Reggie’s. No big salad there. Such bullshit.

And not Pfeiffer's.  They serve tainted pasta primavera.

[Kel Varnsen 8543]

Ray's Pizza. It's at the nexus of the universe.

Edited December 18, 2021 by Kel Varnsen

[WBT 20675]

8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Ray's Pizza. It's at the nexus of the universe.

I prefer Mario's Pizza.  They have that killer Frogger game.

[Guest Lobo]

I think they went out of business.  I mean, two slices and two grape sodas...that won't save 'em.  

now what about the place that serves calzones while warming your pants?  

[WBT 20675]

Pisano's?  Just don't steal from the tip jar.

[WBT 20675]

I like Kenny Rogers Roasters.  It's not fast food, it's good food served quickly.

[Guest Lobo]

I find their condiment bar loathsome and foul.  Plus, I have it on good authority that their assistant manager killed his college roommate, Moochie.

[futureman 22559]

here’s your pizza, pea brains. 

[futureman 22559]

one of my all-time favorite lines has always been

”jerry, I lied. I’m just an assistant manager.”

such a throwaway but it always gets me. 

[Guest Lobo]

It's the look on his face and what he does with his walk/lid on the container that makes the line stick

Edited December 18, 2021 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Number 67.  Family.  Feast.  

[futureman 22559]

broccoli?

[4th&Five 41604]

I want a Papaya King hot dog!

[miguelito 11325]

11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Ray's Pizza. It's at the nexus of the universe.

Famous Ray's? Or Famous Original Ray's?

[Biff Tannen 45750]

https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Nexus+of+the+Universe+(Seinfeld)/@40.7232707,-73.9905788,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c2598385b3b961:0xa53002eae5e57184!8m2!3d40.7232667!4d-73.9883901

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

broccoli?

Broccoli?  Futureman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.  

[4th&Five 41604]

Vile weed!

[futureman 22559]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Broccoli?  Futureman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.  

I love broccoli. it’s good for you. 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Get the Seinfelds some water!  They'll get dehydrated on the plane!

[WhatTheBuck 28812]

18 hours ago, WBT said:

I like Kenny Rogers Roasters.  It's not fast food, it's good food served quickly.

And it’s a lot better than Boston Market.

I’ll bet Babu’s Pakistani restaurant was actually pretty good. 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And it’s a lot better than Boston Market.

I’ll bet Babu’s Pakistani restaurant was actually pretty good. 

[WBT 20675]

What would be your order at the original Dream Cafe?  The tacos, the moussaka, the franks and beans, or the turkey?

[futureman 22559]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ll bet Babu’s Pakistani restaurant was actually pretty good. 

I heard the shrimp was a little stringy. 

[WBT 20675]

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

I heard the shrimp was a little stringy. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8953]

Sure thing, Joe Mayo. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

On 12/18/2021 at 10:52 AM, futureman said:

I love broccoli. it’s good for you. 

Someone! Honey mustard!

[Biff Tannen 45750]

9 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Sure thing, Joe Mayo. 

I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea, but I never heard of this "Joe Mayo".  Frankly, it sounds made up.

[Guest Lobo]

High five that, Joe Mayo.  

[Biff Tannen 45750]

How about I do you a favor upside your head?