do you ever yearn?

[McCroskey 1,483]

From the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere...I was enthralled!

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

5 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

From the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere...I was enthralled!

I identify with George's bullshit story because it was actually my story.  Friend's mother's bra over the shower rod.  I always wanted to catch a glimpse of those warlocks, but never did.

[McCroskey 1,483]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I identify with George's bullshit story because it was actually my story.  Friend's mother's bra over the shower rod.  I always wanted to catch a glimpse of those warlocks, but never did.

That's an incredible story...you have a remarkable passion for brassieres.

[SimonBolivar 10,665]

Here I am about to go to the electric chair and my oldest friend is dating the governor

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

36 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Here I am about to go to the electric chair and my oldest friend is dating the governor

I watched this episode yesterday and it's so quaint that he had to try and go find receipts.  Pre-internet world, man.

[SimonBolivar 10,665]

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I watched this episode yesterday and it's so quaint that he had to try and go find receipts.  Pre-internet world, man.

Those brave Krakatoans, east of Java!

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

You wanna fight with someone, you fight with me!

[WhatTheBuck 28,589]

On 1/11/2022 at 10:28 PM, WBT said:

Who does this guy think he is?

I’m Keith Hernandez.

[NorthLoop 13,919]

He was beboppin and scattin all over the place!

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

Just now, NorthLoop said:

He was beboppin and scattin all over the place!

Please don't call me pinhead.

[Kel Varnsen 8,254]

No, not these. These were real hooters.

[NorthLoop 13,919]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Please don't call me pinhead.

I'm losing it!!

[ohchaucer 1,443]

I said PREFERABLY cashmere. For warmth!


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['stache 21,520]

How many Twix does that make for you today?

[WhatTheBuck 28,589]

Just noticed this today. Warren Frost, the actor who played Susan’s dad on Seinfeld, also played Larry’s dad on The Larry Sanders Show. Larry’s dad only appears in one episode. Jason Alexander also appears as himself in that episode (S3E03 - Would You Do Me A Favor?).

[McCroskey 1,483]

You will show me the Stooges?

['stache 21,520]

I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

You stole my jesus fish didn't you?

[futureman 22,340]

resurrected!

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

Maybe my favorite Puddy line of all time:  No way, this is BOGUS MAN!

[McCroskey 1,483]

Oh lighten up, it'll only feel like an eternity.

[futureman 22,340]

what do you care? you know where you’re goin. 

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

with their complicated shoes! 

[TKthunder2 4,959]

48 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Maybe my favorite Puddy line of all time:  No way, this is BOGUS MAN!

It’s a germ

gets me every time 

[futureman 22,340]

Elaine, it was very nice of you to bring the man you're currently sleeping with over to talk to me, but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I prepared it as I bathed.  

[futureman 22,340]

who, Damien? nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid.

[ohchaucer 1,443]

G: Jerry, I’m stuck under my desk. Steinbrenner is in here. You gotta help me!!

J: Who is this?

G: JERRY!!!!


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[Biff Tannen 44,959]

They're bunnies.

They're bacteria traps!

[WBT 20,143]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

No way, this is BOGUS MAN!

Well, thank you father

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:

G: Jerry, I’m stuck under my desk. Steinbrenner is in here. You gotta help me!!

J: Who is this?

G: JERRY!!!!


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She's a heartbreaker, love-taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

I'm gonna run around the stadium and close all the windows, that's what I'm gonna do!

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm gonna run around the stadium and close all the windows, that's what I'm gonna do!

Hello are you the bomber?

Yes this is the terrorist bomber.

[Guest Lobo]

For $500, who was the playmate featured in George's "empty calories and male curiosity" periodical?  

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

For $500, who was the playmate featured in George's "empty calories and male curiosity" periodical?  

Mulva?

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

For $500, who was the playmate featured in George's "empty calories and male curiosity" periodical?  

Elle

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Elle

Winner, winner.  But be honest, did you just remember it or did you google it?  

 

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Winner, winner.  But be honest, did you just remember it or did you google it?  

 

Oh I remembered.  That issue was on my college coffee table for a long while.

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I remembered.  That issue was on my college coffee table for a long while.

just for that, you can imbed this...

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2e817882-8474-44b4-b8b3-53e1630460d7

[NorthLoop 13,919]

On 1/20/2022 at 10:22 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I remembered.  That issue was on my college coffee table for a long while.

My dad had that issue. Which means I had it.

[ohchaucer 1,443]

G: that’s why I’m different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.

J: Are you sensing anything right now?


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[Biff Tannen 44,959]

Clint Eastwood!

[Biff Tannen 44,959]

The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on...

[SimonBolivar 10,665]

RIP to the lady who sold cakes/rye at the Royal Bakery. I'm guessing that cough finally got her.

 

You sold us a hair with a cake around it. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

RIP to the lady who sold cakes/rye at the Royal Bakery. I'm guessing that cough finally got her.

 

You sold us a hair with a cake around it. 

[McCroskey 1,483]

This of course is Central Park.  This was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, it was designed to help the Union Army practice fighting on grass.  

[TurkeyChew 383]

Do you ever yearn?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Well not recently. I craved.

[futureman 22,340]

I crave all the time, constant craving.