do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22557]

Lobo was the only poster I never lied to… well, that’s not entirely true. 

[4th&Five 41603]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ah.  Seems he flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Yeah, that's what he did.

[SimonBolivar 10961]

 I don't wanna get a movie hot dog! I want a Papaya King hot dog!

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

Well, aside from that, how’d he like the sandwiches?

[4th&Five 41603]

Oh…oh Tony, don’t.

[Biff Tannen 45750]

15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh…oh Tony, don’t.

This is top ten for me. Step off George, I don’t want to see you!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 4/17/2022 at 9:42 AM, 'stache said:

Including original Morty and original Frank. I still think it’s weird that they completely reshot the original Frank scene to add Stiller. The original version aired and is still on YouTube. The reshot version is on Netflix. Stiller is obviously better and perfect for that role.

Apparently the actor who played Alton Benes freaked everyone out which is why he never came back. I don’t recall any references to a mom.

Yeah they re-shot them for syndication.  And yeah the funny thing is when Seinfeld was on Hulu they had the original air versions with the original actor (who also was the same actor who played Clark’s dad in Christmas Vacation), but when then moved over to Netflix they used the syndication version with Jerry Stiller.

And yeah, Lawrence Tierney definitely freaked everyone out and they were actually scared of him, lol. 

[WBT 20675]

10 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

And yeah, Lawrence Tierney definitely freaked everyone out and they were actually scared of him, lol. 

Wasn't there a similar story with him being difficult to work with on Reservoir Dogs and Tarantino ended up cutting a lot of his part?

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

Oh, oh...you’re a John. 

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

I’m at 1st and 1st. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

[futureman 22557]

hey bogambo, they’ve been in the neighborhood for 48 years. 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Mom and Pop aren't even a Mom and Pop!?!

[futureman 22557]

he’s got a Peter Pan complex. 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

So. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood...establish trust...for 48 years. And then, run off with Jerry's sneakers.

Apparently.

[futureman 22557]

it’s a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola. 

[WBT 20675]

It's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.

[ohchaucer 1443]

That’s so Franco.

[Biff Tannen 45750]

You buy enough meat and they’ll give you anything. 

[NorthLoop 14254]

They don't know anybody in Chicago. 

Don't worry. They'll make friends fast with that nice TV. 

[Wiler77 1578]

We recently got 4 chickens.  Apparently the completely cracked out dude that sold my wife the chicken from his parents farm/puppy mill/rabbit mill gave my wife a rooster by mistake.  Sure looked like a rooster to me when she brought it home.  My wife claims no way, he knew we didn't want a rooster.  5:45am on day 2..."COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!"

My response: "Well, that would explain Big Momma's poor egg production"

I was quite thrilled to be able to use that line as intended.  My wife was not.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

[NorthLoop 14254]

They're all chickens. The Rooster has sex with all of them. 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

We recently got 4 chickens.  Apparently the completely cracked out dude that sold my wife the chicken from his parents farm/puppy mill/rabbit mill gave my wife a rooster by mistake.  Sure looked like a rooster to me when she brought it home.  My wife claims no way, he knew we didn't want a rooster.  5:45am on day 2..."COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!"

My response: "Well, that would explain Big Momma's poor egg production"

I was quite thrilled to be able to use that line as intended.  My wife was not.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets like American Gladiators.

[SimonBolivar 10961]

Yeah, Tina likes the couch.

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yeah, Tina likes the couch.

I think she would go in the wtf celebrity crush thread for me. Don’t judge. 

Edited April 27, 2022 by Biff Tannen
Freaky redheads man

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Freaky redheads man

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

RIP. Both Estelle and the doll. 

[SimonBolivar 10961]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think she would go in the wtf celebrity crush thread for me. Don’t judge. 

Kramer, are you coming back to bed?
 

 

 

 

 

The way she says that is burned in my memory.

 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Just realized Een is also in the episode where Elaine is dragging her skis down the street when the Delicate Genius makes her walk down the street instead of dropping her off.  He's in like 3 episodes at least.

[4th&Five 41603]

Pardon?

[Al_4_ISU 12506]

They're all chickens. The Rooster has sex with all of them. 

THAT’S PERVERSE

[Biff Tannen 45750]

DARREN!!!!

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Because of Seinfeld, whenever I watch baseball I pronounce the name Ramirez in my head as "Ram-er-ez".

[Biff Tannen 45750]

In fact, she said looks aren’t even that important to her. 
 

You see, what?

[futureman 22557]

you could drape yourself in velvet for all I care. 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

So ok, I just noticed when Elaine starts dating Puddy the first time, Jerry says that he was Jerry's friend.  Wasn't he just Jerry's mechanic?  

[futureman 22557]

mechanic friend?

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

mechanic friend?

I just never felt like they were friends.

[futureman 22557]

is this about me?

-no

then I’ve lost interest. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So ok, I just noticed when Elaine starts dating Puddy the first time, Jerry says that he was Jerry's friend.  Wasn't he just Jerry's mechanic?  

Yeah, that's right.

[NorthLoop 14254]

So no more grease monkey? 

[futureman 22557]

well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown.  no matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be.  that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end.  inevitably, irrevocably…  happy birthday?  no such thing.

happy birthday, jerry. 

[NorthLoop 14254]

Funny guy! 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

It makes an eight.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Not a quote, but I just watched "The Engagement" last night, and Elaine throwing down Bud heavies cracks my shit up every time. 

 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Elaine and alcohol is pretty funny.  The Schnapps, taking the vodka when she finds out Vincent is a teenager.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Elaine and alcohol is pretty funny.  The Schnapps, taking the vodka when she finds out Vincent is a teenager.

Yeah it's funny that basically Elaine and Kramer are the only two who they ever show boozing on the show... and Elaine does the most by far, lol.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

40 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Elaine does the most by far, lol.

Well that's just great!