do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45694]

Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house!

That's one of my favorite endings.  Mr. Morgan!  Did you hear that?!?  Mr. Morgan!

[4th&Five 41571]

What? Pepper Johnson?

[ohchaucer 1443]

Yeah it's funny that basically Elaine and Kramer are the only two who they ever show boozing on the show... and Elaine does the most by far, lol.

Jerry and Elaine celebrate with Coors yellows when they think George got David and Beth Lukner to split up.

“That ‘there for you’ crap was a stroke of genius!”

[Biff Tannen 45694]

39 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Jerry and Elaine celebrate with Coors yellows when they think George got David and Beth Lukner to split up.

“That ‘there for you’ crap was a stroke of genius!”

As my grandfather would say, a “Currs” original

[NorthLoop 14218]

for the last several months, the only time i'm able to get drunk at home is when i've finished my 6pack or cheap bottle of wine.. and when the lady gets the jimmy legs and i get up to roam.. there's a bottle of schnapps in the fridge that she's kept for whatever reasons that won't manifest for a long time... then it's my time  

[WhatTheBuck 28793]

17 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

for the last several months, the only time i'm able to get drunk at home is when i've finished my 6pack or cheap bottle of wine.. and when the lady gets the jimmy legs and i get up to roam.. there's a bottle of schnapps in the fridge that she's kept for whatever reasons that won't manifest for a long time... then it's my time  

Beware. Jimmy holds grudges.

[Biff Tannen 45694]

34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Beware. Jimmy holds grudges.

Let goooo of Jimmy!

[futureman 22507]

three years is a long time to be married. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

16 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Beware. Jimmy holds grudges.

I well I think that’s the tops. 

[Al_4_ISU 12473]

Jerry and Elaine celebrate with Coors yellows when they think George got David and Beth Lukner to split up.

“That ‘there for you’ crap was a stroke of genius!”

Jerry has wine at dinner parties and restaurants pretty regularly too.

[WhatTheBuck 28793]

15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Let goooo of Jimmy!

I couldn’t count how many times I’ve watched that scene and it still kills me every time. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

three years is a long time to be married. 

That ‘there for you’ crap worked like a charm…

[futureman 22507]

you know, I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

you know, I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

When ever I see a Steinbrenner reference, I need to sing...

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man

[Da Fino 2783]

On 5/1/2022 at 9:33 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

Jerry has wine at dinner parties and restaurants pretty regularly too.

[ohchaucer 1443]

you know, I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!

[4th&Five 41571]

You ever been to the ballet?

No, but I’ve seen people on tiptoes. 

Edited May 3, 2022 by 4th&Five

[WBT 20640]

Tippy-toe!  Tippy-toe!

[Biff Tannen 45694]

16 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

When ever I see a Steinbrenner reference, I need to sing...

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man

Oh oh!

['stache 21825]

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!

[futureman 22507]

bread bowl, george!

[WBT 20640]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!

How could you give $12 million to Hideki I-ra-boo?

[HornOnTheBayou 8942]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!

That might be my favorite scene in the show. If not, it's definitely in the top 5.

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!"

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Yup. That's a top 10 Seinfeld moment.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Would it be possible to get a copy of "La Cocina?"

[ohchaucer 1443]

Would it be possible to get a copy of "La Cocina?"

Fun fact: right after college my girlfriend and I adopted a chihuahua mutt and named him Pepe after the chef in “La Cocina.” We also at some point had a Beta fish named Little Jerry Seinfeld.

[futureman 22507]

yeah this is smuckers. I borrowed him. we share the same affliction. 

[Biff Tannen 45694]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah this is smuckers. I borrowed him. we share the same affliction. 

Jerry taking Kramer to the doctor is a brilliant scene. 

[miguelito 11266]

Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. And he was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". And he would take like 40 sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". I had to drop the class.

 

 

(I always chuckle and say, "I had to drop the class" when I sip coffee and go "Ahh").

[ohchaucer 1443]

Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. And he was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". And he would take like 40 sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". I had to drop the class.
 
 
(I always chuckle and say, "I had to drop the class" when I sip coffee and go "Ahh").

The fact that one of the names he comes up with is “OJ” to replace his murderer name is just, well, it’s kismet.

[futureman 22507]

little stuart rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. 

[Biff Tannen 45694]

Ned’s a guy who buys irregular underwear. 

[NorthLoop 14218]

Remy? Should I wear a beret? 

[ohchaucer 1443]

Just look at me. Tell me I’m not Kramer!

[WhatTheBuck 28793]

On 5/3/2022 at 8:13 PM, WBT said:

Tippy-toe!  Tippy-toe!

Lemon tree!

[Biff Tannen 45694]

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[futureman 22507]

carol, that’s so rude…

[ztejas 43522]

That Hennigan's goes down smooth. 

[4th&Five 41571]

He’s good. He worked on this kid from Guatemala with no nose. Turned him into Ricardo Montalban. 

[miguelito 11266]

(In honor of my breakfast today) :

 

Top of the muffin TO YOU!

[Tylerocks 2553]

RIP Rudy

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mike-hagerty-friends-somebody-somewhere-181533336.html

[futureman 22507]

22 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

RIP Rudy

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mike-hagerty-friends-somebody-somewhere-181533336.html

he said I was dead?

-that’s right. squeezed an extra $25 out of me.

that’s what my life is worth to him? $25?

[futureman 22507]

wait, that’s you?  I think the m&m should be you. 

[Biff Tannen 45694]

A galonk!

[futureman 22507]

a metallic squink. 

[WhatTheBuck 28793]

P.S.  Love the cabin.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

It’s just common courtesy. You come into someone’s house, you wipe your wheels.

[futureman 22507]

I knew it!!

[Biff Tannen 45694]

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It’s just common courtesy. You come into someone’s house, you wipe your wheels.

Beat part is after she says this she wheels her into the corner. 

[futureman 22507]

what happened to you??

I got in a fist fight with one of the ladies at the pool.