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george, this is herb and dan.  they're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help.  they're very friendly people there.  my brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks.  the man was obsessed with lactating women.  they completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

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I'll be inaugrating them this weekend with none other than ethel kennedy, a woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate.
 

 

elaine… I never knew kennedy had such a temper.

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Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately.  That's too obvious.  And no numbers for you, you're a word man.  Alright, let's go deeper.

Uh, what kind of man are you?  Well you're weak...spineless...

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On 5/9/2022 at 2:26 PM, 4th&Five said:

Elaine, have you been urinating a lot again?

Elaine, do you remember your dream about the sexual encounter with a Chinese woman? 

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11 minutes ago, futureman said:

your father is absolutely right. we're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!

He does not like you. And all indications are he does not like Drake’s Coffee Cake.

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On 5/19/2022 at 11:11 PM, NorthLoop said:

Steven Snell, I've got a good feeling about you. 

It helps to know that Murphy Brown had a different assistant in practically every episode. None of them ever worked out and them getting fired was a running gag on the show.

And as far as we know they never accepted Elaine’s script. 

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Watching “The Blood” episode from Season 9 where Izzy Mandelbaum is Jerry’s personal trainer.  Turns out Lloyd Bridges died only 5 months after that episode aired.

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Watching “The Blood” episode from Season 9 where Izzy Mandelbaum is Jerry’s personal trainer.  Turns out Lloyd Bridges died only 5 months after that episode aired.

How many sessions did my parents pay for?

Not enough to make a man out of you.

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