do you ever yearn?

[4th&Five 41571]

Elaine, have you been urinating a lot again?

[futureman 22507]

george, this is herb and dan.  they're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help.  they're very friendly people there.  my brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks.  the man was obsessed with lactating women.  they completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Get better George!  Get betterrrrr!!!!

[futureman 22507]

I'll be inaugrating them this weekend with none other than ethel kennedy, a woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate.
 

 

elaine… I never knew kennedy had such a temper.

[futureman 22507]

watching the bottle deposit. hadn’t seen it in a while. some good stuff there. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

watching the bottle deposit. hadn’t seen it in a while. some good stuff there. 

oh fuck yeah.  GOODBYE NORMAN!

first take, she said it wrong, they kept it.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately.  That's too obvious.  And no numbers for you, you're a word man.  Alright, let's go deeper.

Uh, what kind of man are you?  Well you're weak...spineless...

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

[ohchaucer 1443]

It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

(Different episode I know, but classic Jackie Chiles)

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Can't let this fall to the 2nd page.

She had man hands!

[futureman 22507]

there’s a beach towel on the rack…

[futureman 22507]

make a wish.

-pfft… didn’t come true. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

He bet me Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.

[ohchaucer 1443]

Oh, almost forgot my briefcase.
What do you have in there?
Crackers.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Co-stanza

[futureman 22507]

T.C.B.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 5/9/2022 at 2:26 PM, 4th&Five said:

Elaine, have you been urinating a lot again?

Elaine, do you remember your dream about the sexual encounter with a Chinese woman? 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

51 minutes ago, futureman said:

T.C.B.

Top 5 Seinfeld lines. Fight me.

[ohchaucer 1443]

T.C.B.

This job is killing you. It’s killing US.

[ohchaucer 1443]

Top 5 Seinfeld lines. Fight me.

Yeah. And from a top 5 episode.

[futureman 22507]

you cooked?

- I ordered in. it’s still effort. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Like you care.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Jerry, we read an article in the Sun Sentinel.  It says standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with Def Jam and all.

[4th&Five 41571]

Yeah, that Def Jam is a force. 

[WBT 20642]

3 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Yeah. And from a top 5 episode.

That's what makes this so difficult

[NorthLoop 14218]

Steven Snell, I've got a good feeling about you. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Steven Snell, I've got a good feeling about you. 

That name was good trivia, I always thought.  

[Biff Tannen 45695]

A blurb?  You're a blurb!  Check out the cover idiot!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

13 hours ago, WBT said:

That's what makes this so difficult

That's how you do it right there, folks. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

What kind of people would take back a marble rye?
Those people, that’s who.

[futureman 22507]

your father is absolutely right. we're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

your father is absolutely right. we're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!

He does not like you. And all indications are he does not like Drake’s Coffee Cake.

[futureman 22507]

she’s a wonderful girl. very smart… very, uh, crafty. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

she’s a wonderful girl. very smart… very, uh, crafty. 

"The Gang"!  She likes to call em.

[futureman 22507]

oh my god! the break-out pop-in!!

[futureman 22507]

kudos, elaine, on a job… done. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Why me?

Why indeed.

[HornOnTheBayou 8942]

One moment. I'm reading the most fascinating article on the most fascinating people of the year.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

One moment. I'm reading the most fascinating article on the most fascinating people of the year.

Aaaaand....done.

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

On 5/19/2022 at 11:11 PM, NorthLoop said:

Steven Snell, I've got a good feeling about you. 

It helps to know that Murphy Brown had a different assistant in practically every episode. None of them ever worked out and them getting fired was a running gag on the show.

And as far as we know they never accepted Elaine’s script. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

Did you guys go to the bodega? Some moron bounced a clown check!

[Biff Tannen 45695]

Well, maybe someday you will do me a favor.  And that day is today.

[futureman 22507]

I like the way hee handles himseeeelf…

[Sbbruin 21865]

Watching “The Blood” episode from Season 9 where Izzy Mandelbaum is Jerry’s personal trainer.  Turns out Lloyd Bridges died only 5 months after that episode aired.

[Biff Tannen 45695]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Watching “The Blood” episode from Season 9 where Izzy Mandelbaum is Jerry’s personal trainer.  Turns out Lloyd Bridges died only 5 months after that episode aired.

How many sessions did my parents pay for?

Not enough to make a man out of you.

[pokeNbeans 203]

 It's a story about love , deception ,greed , lust and.... unbridled enthusiasm .

[futureman 22507]

just a cigar made out of bisquick, huh guillermo?

[Da Fino 2783]

Go see his show!

[futureman 22507]

I’d love to be a civil war buff.