do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 46060]

You want bread?  THREE DOLLARS!

[futureman 22664]

everyone else got free bread

[PencilPusher 454]

mmmm......Jambalaya!

[4th&Five 41902]

I like to stop at the duty free shop...

[Bash Riprock 1695]

yeah, Tony says you better step off George

[Biff Tannen 46060]

Oh, Tony don't...

[oSuJeff97 3438]

Jerry, these big companies, they just write it off.....

[ohchaucer 1444]

Rock climbing, all right... I am DOWN.  I'll make some sandwiches.  Tuna?  Peanut Butter?

[Guest Lobo]

Salmon Salad! 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

I think you meant potato salad.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

48 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Salmon Salad! 

Fish. What do they do?

[4th&Five 41902]

Oh, yeah...Sotheby’s. Yeah, they make good cake. 

[Guest Lobo]

Do they have a house at Windsor?

[futureman 22664]

a man... a man... gave me... a massage!

[Biff Tannen 46060]

He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then wield power from behind the scenes. Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

a man... a man... gave me... a massage!

He was...touching and rubbing. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

a man... a man... gave me... a massage!

I think it moved.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Jeremy Piven nailed his audition. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jeremy Piven nailed his audition. 

And Larry Hankin nailed Kramer.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

8 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And Larry Hankin nailed Kramer.

And he took the raisins. 

[pokeNbeans 204]

How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now, and shoved it down your throat?

[Guest Lobo]

23 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think you meant potato salad.

No, George offered Dan Cortese (Tony) a salmon salad sandwich because he knew he didn't like  peanut butter.  But good potato salad reference.

We should have taken his bag of cans, or his other...bag of cans.  

[Biff Tannen 46060]

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No, George offered Dan Cortese (Tony) a salmon salad sandwich because he knew he didn't like  peanut butter.  But good potato salad reference.

We should have taken his bag of cans, or his other...bag of cans.  

Ah, I never noticed the salmon salad part, just the tuna.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Good for the tuna. 

[Guest Lobo]

What's good for the goose is good for the gander?

What's a  gander?  

[NOMAAA 1699]

Goodbye Norman!!!! 

[futureman 22664]

oh moses smell the roses. 

[Landomatic 3813]

Look...I’ve been lying about my income for years.  I figured I can afford a fake house in the hamptons.

[futureman 22664]

4 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Look...I’ve been lying about my income for years.  I figured I can afford a fake house in the hamptons.

yes, two solariums. 

[PencilPusher 454]

What are the horses names?

Snoopy and Prickly Pete!

 

Edited July 30, 2018 by PencilPusher
punctuation

[Biff Tannen 46060]

Goodnight Jugdish!

[Biff Tannen 46060]

All right Jerry. BUT I can figure it out myself any way you want!

Edited July 31, 2018 by Biff Tannen

[futureman 22664]

at the movies last night I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled a little wildly and the buckle kinda banged against the side of the urinal so... that’s it. 

[oSuJeff97 3438]

It's pronounced "thermometer."

[futureman 22664]

I never do this, but the shrimp... it’s a little stringy. 

[PencilPusher 454]

Quiet! You shut up! You make me change restaurant, but nobody comes! You say make Pakistani, Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. All the time! Now it is Babu's turn to mock. 

[4th&Five 41902]

What, am I seeing Sinatra in there? Am I being entertained?

[Biff Tannen 46060]

2 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

Quiet! You shut up! You make me change restaurant, but nobody comes! You say make Pakistani, Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people.

The outtakes from this scene are great.  Babu couldn't keep his shit together.

[Guest Lobo]

Oh, hello Professor... 

[futureman 22664]

I had a sandwich in my pocket. 

[Guest Lobo]

Pastrami?  The (pastrami to be the) most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.  

[Biff Tannen 46060]

I had some hard candy in there.

[oSuJeff97 3438]

You know it doesn't make a great standalone quote, but one of my all-time favorite Kramer lines is when he gives Jerry the "Fusili Jerry".... 

JERRY: "When did you make this?"

KRAMER: "In my spare time."

Freaking gets me every time.

[Biff Tannen 46060]

4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

You know it doesn't make a great standalone quote, but one of my all-time favorite Kramer lines is when he gives Jerry the "Fusili Jerry".... 

JERRY: "When did you make this?"

KRAMER: "In my spare time."

Freaking gets me every time.

Reminds me of when George made the diorama of the conference room.  

Jerry: When did you build this thing?

George: Yesterday, took the day off.

[Guest Lobo]

^

to that point, there are so many great stand-alone (hate to use the word 'random', but there it is) quotes by Kramer that feed his mystique.

The Army discharge papers.  He didn't want Jerry to know he was outta work because he was unemployed.  The "I get by" when replying to why he didn't carry a wallet.  

[HornOnTheBayou 9056]

"What do you got in there?" 

"Crackers" 

Edited August 2, 2018 by HornOnTheBayou

[Biff Tannen 46060]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

"What do you got in there?" 

"Crackers" 

My buddy got arrested for being drunk at DKR during our home opener one year and we hatched a plan to defend him in court.  Our briefcases were to be full of crackers.

[futureman 22664]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

My buddy got arrested for being drunk at DKR during our home opener one year and we hatched a plan to defend him in court.  Our briefcases were to be full of crackers.

T.C.B.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

T.C.B.

I don't even really work here.