do you ever yearn?

[WBT 20143]

No, bro's no good, too ethnic.  How about the manziere?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 6/19/2022 at 9:51 AM, WBT said:

No, bro's no good, too ethnic.  How about the manziere?

Those rare Frank/Kramer moments were gold, Jerry. Gold.

 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

Well it is good cape weather.  Cool, breezy.

[NorthLoop 13919]

Summer nights

[Biff Tannen 44960]

Manya died!

[futureman 22340]

tough luck, chinless. 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

A bird flew into my giant FREAK head.

[futureman 22340]

you’re not a divorcée, you’re just separated.  you’re a separatée. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

A bird flew into my giant FREAK head.

Like he couldn’t avoid it.

[Biff Tannen 44960]

She told me what you like.  You're a little sickie aren't you?  Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the couch...

[ohchaucer 1443]

Oh Elaine! The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price? Your soul.

Oh….. and you have until 5 o’clock to clean out your desk. You’re fired.

[futureman 22340]

white lotus. yam yam. 

[miguelito 11081]

TIPPY TOE!  TIPPY TOE!

[PantsTent 1995]

white lotus. yam yam. 

The chinaman’s night cap

[WBT 20143]

Did Jane's fiancee kidnap Sidney and take her to Las Vegas, and if so did she enjoy it?

[futureman 22340]

25 minutes ago, WBT said:

Did Jane's fiancee kidnap Sidney and take her to Las Vegas, and if so did she enjoy it?

I don’t know. 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

Oh that Michael, I hate him, he’s just so smug. 

[miguelito 11081]

Don't worry, it hasn't started yet. 

[ztejas 42750]

Do you know how much duty is? 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do you know how much duty is? 

Duty?

[ohchaucer 1443]

I like to shop at the duty free shop… I like to shop at the duty free shop.

[Biff Tannen 44960]

It’s stop. Stop at the duty free shop. 

[WBT 20143]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do you know how much duty is? 

Duty is nothing.  It's like sales tax.

[Biff Tannen 44960]

JFK...Honolulu.

[ohchaucer 1443]

It’s stop. Stop at the duty free shop. 

Damn it, you’re right. I will suspend myself from quoting for a penalty day.

[Biff Tannen 44960]

Just now, ohchaucer said:

Damn it, you’re right. I will suspend myself from quoting for a penalty day.

You’re taking the Congo as a penalty?

[NorthLoop 13919]

The Ukraine is weak

[futureman 22340]

that’s risk.  it’s a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives. 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

[McCroskey 1483]

George, this is Scott, my roommate.

[WBT 20143]

I think I swallowed a fly!  What do I do!?  What can happen!?

[futureman 22340]

coffee shop?  I think we can do a little better than that.  you look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

Living in that cramped little apartment. And outdated furniture, so terribly... un-Karl Farbman-like.

[futureman 22340]

I’d be happy to get you some if that’s what you’re driving at. 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’d be happy to get you some if that’s what you’re driving at. 

Haha, what a tool that guy was.

[futureman 22340]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Haha, what a tool that guy was.

he played it perfectly. 

[WBT 20143]

Look at George.  He's giving it to T-bone!  He's jumping up and down like some kind of monkey!

[Biff Tannen 44960]

Gammy's gettin' upset!

[futureman 22340]

kruger would never allow two kokos. 

[Biff Tannen 44960]

You couldn't smooth a sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought.

[McCroskey 1483]

kruger would never allow two kokos. 

Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Are you an assassin? 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Are you an assassin? 

You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[Biff Tannen 44960]

Alright, well, I'm desperate so I'm going to do something I normally wouldn't.  My partner for Seinfeld trivia tonight at Pinthouse Brewing just bailed.  Anyone from the internet want to come help me dominate?  7pm tonight.

Edited June 29, 2022 by Biff Tannen
PM me I guess. DM? I don't know what the kids say these days

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

['stache 21520]

Oh really? The doorman. And, pray tell, what did the doorman say?

[McCroskey 1483]

Alright, well, I'm desperate so I'm going to do something I normally wouldn't.  My partner for Seinfeld trivia tonight at Pinthouse Brewing just bailed.  Anyone from the internet want to come help me dominate?  7pm tonight.

I gotta get on that internet. I’m late on everything!

[Biff Tannen 44960]

[futureman 22340]

I had always assumed I would just slay ass and dominate a seinfeld trivia night and everyone would carry me out of the bar on their shoulders for being such an awesome seinfeld fan, etc etc and so on and so forth.  and then someone, probably biff, posted some sample questions from a trivia night and I think I went 0-for-5.  it was humbling. 

[PantsTent 1995]

So Biff wants to be a buff?