do you ever yearn?

[Tylerocks 2553]

On 9/15/2022 at 5:40 PM, McCroskey said:

Just sat down at a bar and one of the bartender’s names is Koko.

Now she prob thinks I’m some kind of asshole because I snickered when I saw that simultaneous to her asking me what I wanted to drink.

I'll have a brewski, Charlie.

The name's Mitch.

 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

[futureman 22444]

well I signed up for a food delivery service, yeah, “now we’re cookin.”  it’s a… play on words. 

[WBT 20561]

Do I have to dial a 1 first?

[YGIFS 19449]

Well I should hope so.  I paid for the whole year.  

[oSuJeff97 3435]

With all of the talk of Hurricane Ian, I'm constantly wondering if the Hurricane would like to be called "Eeeeeeeeen" ... not "E-an"

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 hours ago, WBT said:

Do I have to dial a 1 first?

She's a 646.

[YGIFS 19449]

It's the same as 212.  You just...........

[Biff Tannen 45665]

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

With all of the talk of Hurricane Ian, I'm constantly wondering if the Hurricane would like to be called "Eeeeeeeeen" ... not "E-an"

 

He's also on the bus for the Kramer Reality Tour.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He's also on the bus for the Kramer Reality Tour.

No more questions!

[Biff Tannen 45665]

$37.50 for a 3 Musketeers.

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

Turn music off.

[YGIFS 19449]

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Turn music off.

But I was getting 'Jiggy' with it! 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

He’s a mimbo. 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

Dial 9, Merlin.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

18 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Turn music off.

[futureman 22444]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

It's the same as 212.  You just...........

I'm really kinda seeing somebody.

[WBT 20561]

20 hours ago, futureman said:

it’s a… play on words. 

Not this one.  It's called the lumbar yard.

https://thelumbaryard.com/

Edited September 29, 2022 by WBT

[YGIFS 19449]

FOUR HOURS IN THIS CHOP...AND I'M A FULL INCH TALLER!  

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Like swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

What is a barometer exactly?

It’s pronounced “thermometer.”

[Biff Tannen 45665]

She has man hands.

Edited October 3, 2022 by Biff Tannen
too early

[futureman 22444]

there's a beach towel on the rack...

[futureman 22444]

I’m pretty sure I left it behind the cushion of the chair… accidentally. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Co-stanza

[oSuJeff97 3435]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Co-stanza

A George Bonanza is here...

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Seinfeld friend

[YGIFS 19449]

What about what I'm thinking right now?  Is it, uh...doable?  

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!

[McCroskey 1504]

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home…so leave a messsssage…at the beep!

[4th&Five 41506]

Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

In a tiny way, I almost feel responsible.... I'm the one who sent him to Thailand in search of low-cost whistles, filled his head with pseudo-erotic tales of my own Opium excursions... plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

[Biff Tannen 45665]

The yam-yam

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

[Biff Tannen 45665]

*door slam - door open - Kramer fall - door slam again

[McCroskey 1504]

"Den of iniquity" is such a great line, perfectly spoken by Peterman.

 

[YGIFS 19449]

He was the master of ending conversations/scenes with the perfect waning intonation.  

"But I will have to see this hat."  

"And I assume I'm going to need it...right away."  

"Kudos Elaine, on a job......done!" 

so many others

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

*door slam - door open - Kramer fall - door slam again

For all the great physical comedy Kramer’s character was legendary for, I think this 15 seconds might be his best work. I love the spin and fall to the ground at the end. So perfect. 

[futureman 22444]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"Kudos Elaine, on a job......done!"

one of my all-time favorites, of an endless list of all-time favorites.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I like how the entire premise of Morty embezzling from the HOA treasury is based on the fact that they don't think Jerry's material is good enough to have him afford a Cadillac.

[YGIFS 19449]

I mean c'mon, we all saw his show at the Playhouse last year. 

[YGIFS 19449]

"You were all hopped up on Cinnamon Swirls!" 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Now see the two of you need to work on trust and then, and ONLY then, will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts...the cornerstones of a healthy relationship.  And now if you would excuse us, we need to get to bed.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 10/17/2022 at 2:52 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I like how the entire premise of Morty embezzling from the HOA treasury is based on the fact that they don't think Jerry's material is good enough to have him afford a Cadillac.

One of my favorite running bits on the show is them making fun of Jerry's comedy.

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Just now, oSuJeff97 said:

One of my favorite running bits on the show is them making fun of Jerry's comedy.

 

Yeah, it literally starts in Season 1 and continues all throughout every season.  The mom constantly telling him to go into advertising, their frequent surprise at his success, Morty worried he'll have to go back to work, moving in together, and then everybody at del Boca Vista (chief among them Jack K.) deriding his sets behind his back but to his parent's faces.  It's usually pretty subtle and you can tell it bugs the shit out of Jerry.  Aside from "last year at the Playhouse", my other two favorite digs at his comedy are Uncle Leo,

"Jerry, you need some new material.  I've heard you do that dog routine three times already.  Your cousin Jeffrey could write some new material for you."  the whole exchange is so tense and condescending but hilariouis 'cause it's Leo.

the other one is later on in "The Pen", when Morty and Jack are fighting and Jerry's trying to win back the room and he totally bombs 

"You ever notice when you fly, they give you the little bag of peanuts?" (only time he actually jokes on the show about the deal with airline peanuts)

and then that old lady from Del Boca Vista shouts, "NOT MY HARRY!  HE ONLY FLIES FIRST CLASS!"  such a perfect encapsulation of nobody in parents/Leo peer group think he's funny because they take it all so damn literally.  

I dunno, I just love that episode and that long-running schtick 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, it literally starts in Season 1 and continues all throughout every season.  The mom constantly telling him to go into advertising, their frequent surprise at his success, Morty worried he'll have to go back to work, moving in together, and then everybody at del Boca Vista (chief among them Jack K.) deriding his sets behind his back but to his parent's faces.  It's usually pretty subtle and you can tell it bugs the shit out of Jerry.  Aside from "last year at the Playhouse", my other two favorite digs at his comedy are Uncle Leo,

"Jerry, you need some new material.  I've heard you do that dog routine three times already.  Your cousin Jeffrey could write some new material for you."  the whole exchange is so tense and condescending but hilariouis 'cause it's Leo.

the other one is later on in "The Pen", when Morty and Jack are fighting and Jerry's trying to win back the room and he totally bombs 

"You ever notice when you fly, they give you the little bag of peanuts?" (only time he actually jokes on the show about the deal with airline peanuts)

and then that old lady from Del Boca Vista shouts, "NOT MY HARRY!  HE ONLY FLIES FIRST CLASS!"  such a perfect encapsulation of nobody in parents/Leo peer group think he's funny because they take it all so damn literally.  

I dunno, I just love that episode and that long-running schtick 

Larry David with the scream from the background:

I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!!!!

[YGIFS 19449]

Is that what that other heckle was?  I could never make that out and I've watched that scene 20 times.  I could pretty much make out it was Larry, but couldn't make out the words.  All these years later, still peeling back the onion of smiles.  

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I think I just saw George's hamster in the habitrail.  It's when he's ironing while he's on the phone with Elaine and Anna.   White fluff ball in the upper part.

[WBT 20561]

Why? Why would that one area of his mind not be affected by the yellow sun of Earth?