do you ever yearn?

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15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think I just saw George's hamster in the habitrail.  It's when he's ironing while he's on the phone with Elaine and Anna.   White fluff ball in the upper part.

Amazing that the hamster is referenced more than his brother.  

[WBT 20,143]

You got a date with Becky Gelke?!

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Fun fact-Becky Gelke would later appear in the Series Finale of "Mad Men" telling Don, that opposite of her ex-boyfriend Jerry, should leave advertising and get into standup comedy.

['stache 21,518]

Probably not the first to make this observation, but in the Bookman episode Jerry says he doesn't drink coffee and in the Dog episode they say Jerry doesn't drink caffeine. His most recent show is about drinking coffee. I wonder why they gave Jerry that character trait?

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I think he just tells Bookman that because Bookman is a "cop" and Jerry is embarrassed he has no coffee to offer a cop so his cover is that he doesn't "touch the stuff."  We know Jerry frequently drinks coffee at Monk's and elsewhere but is careful to order decaf.  Which itself is the brunt of many jokes at his expense.  On a handful of occasions, we also see him smoke cigars and even a few scenes where he enjoys some wine and even hard liquor.  I don't know that you ever see Jerry, Elaine, or George drink beer though, kinda odd---Just Kramer.  

We also know Jerry was "kidding but not kidding" when he shouted his order to Kramer & George at the airport, "AND PICK ME UP SOME DUTY FREE KALUHA!"

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think he just tells Bookman that because Bookman is a "cop" and Jerry is embarrassed he has no coffee to offer a cop so his cover is that he doesn't "touch the stuff."  We know Jerry frequently drinks coffee at Monk's and elsewhere but is careful to order decaf.  Which itself is the brunt of many jokes at his expense.  On a handful of occasions, we also see him smoke cigars and even a few scenes where he enjoys some wine and even hard liquor.  I don't know that you ever see Jerry, Elaine, or George drink beer though, kinda odd---Just Kramer.  

We also know Jerry was "kidding but not kidding" when he shouted his order to Kramer & George at the airport, "AND PICK ME UP SOME DUTY FREE KALUHA!"

Elaine drinks beer when she’s lamenting that George is getting married and she also takes the bottle of vodka when she finds out that Vincent is a 15 year old. 

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Oh, I remember Elaine getting fucked up on Schnapp's, vodka, a few other dates of wine and cocktails.  Even pills.  I just don't remember her drinking a beer.  Even the George getting married episode, I cannot for the life of me picture her with a beer.  I thought maybe she had one at the Yankee game in the Orioles hat.  But yeah, I knew she drank wine and liquor, why I mentioned her and beer specifically.  Mainly because buzzed JLD is best JLD.  

[4th&Five 41,103]

Man hands opens Jerry’s non twist off beer. I think jerry and George are drinking beer when jerry thinks his parents are move to Florida too. 

Edited October 20, 2022 by 4th&Five

[PantsTent 1,995]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Oh, I remember Elaine getting fucked up on Schnapp's, vodka, a few other dates of wine and cocktails.  Even pills.  I just don't remember her drinking a beer.  Even the George getting married episode, I cannot for the life of me picture her with a beer.  I thought maybe she had one at the Yankee game in the Orioles hat.  But yeah, I knew she drank wine and liquor, why I mentioned her and beer specifically.  Mainly because buzzed JLD is best JLD.  

She slings the rest of the pack over her shoulder when she walks out...

Edited October 20, 2022 by PantsTent
found the rest of the evidence

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Just as well you didn't find it.  Watching elaine chug a beer and toss the rest of her shoulder and saunter out with her sublime buttocks...i shouldn't get that erect in public.

[futureman 22,338]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I think jerry and George are drinking beer when jerry thinks his parents are move to Florida too. 

"listen, is it all right if we move in with you for a little while?"

*bottle breaks on the floor*

fucking hilarious

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Just as well you didn't find it.  Watching elaine chug a beer and toss the rest of her shoulder and saunter out with her sublime buttocks...i shouldn't get that erect in public.

Her buttocks ARE sublime. I submit the jugdish scene. 

[futureman 22,338]

I like sports. I could do something in sports.

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Well you know they tend to give those broadcasting jobs to ex-ballplayers.  And people...you know...who are in broadcasting.

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Jerry and Elaine are drinking coors yella to celebrate the break up of David and Beth Lookner.

[futureman 22,338]

three years is a long time to be married. 

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11 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Jerry and Elaine are drinking coors yella to celebrate the break up of David and Beth Lookner.

Good call.  As I recall, it was a banquet generic label obviously meant to mimic Coors.  And one of 'em says, "That 'I'm there for you' crap worked like a charm" and they toast.  

 

[McCroskey 1,483]

When the Costanza's came here...one brother stayed behind.

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well you know they tend to give those broadcasting jobs to ex-ballplayers.  And people...you know...who are in broadcasting.

Well that’s really not fair

[McCroskey 1,483]

On 10/21/2022 at 12:46 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Her buttocks ARE sublime. I submit the jugdish scene. 

Shaking that little butt of hers into big, big savings.

[4th&Five 41,103]

Which of y’all is this?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

[McCroskey 1,483]

It was the Peace Corps that gave me my start in this business...clothing the naked natives of Bangtubesh.

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........And I assume I'll need it.........right away

[pokeNbeans 203]

Elaine and Susie!.....Susie and Elaine!!

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

Elaine and Susie!.....Susie and Elaine!!

Susie didn't commit suicide!  She was murdered...by JERRY SEINFELD!!!!

I love Mike as a small ancillary character.  I identify with his rage.

 

WHY'D YA TELL HIM!!!?!?!?!

Edited October 29, 2022 by Biff Tannen

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Not only that..........................I BROKE HIS THUMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!

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I still swear to this day, that kid grew up be Daniel Tosh.

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

Vegetable lasagna here knows it!

[McCroskey 1,483]

Block was nearly split apart...we found the overhead cams 30 feet away.

We can only hope the body sold for scrap.

 

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

You know my cousin Rhisa?  I'm gonna date her.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,662]

On 10/20/2022 at 3:15 PM, 'stache said:

Probably not the first to make this observation, but in the Bookman episode Jerry says he doesn't drink coffee and in the Dog episode they say Jerry doesn't drink caffeine. His most recent show is about drinking coffee. I wonder why they gave Jerry that character trait?

I think he’s mentioned on Comedians in Cars that coffee drinking is something he adopted after the show and he quickly became pretty obsessed with it. 

[futureman 22,338]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You know my cousin Rhisa?  I'm gonna date her.

let’s be bad, george. let’s be really bad. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

This farm ain't much, but uh, you're welcome to what we have. Hot bath,
hearty meal, clean bed.

Just have one rule. Keep your hands off my daughter.

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

Goodbye Norman!

[McCroskey 1,483]

I nautilus, of course.

[texanbychoice 353]

You know my cousin Rhisa?  I'm gonna date her.

Let's be bad, George. Let's be really... bad.

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and she, a coquettish haberdasher.  

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction?

[WBT 20,143]

The surgeon left a sponge inside me?

[pokeNbeans 203]

You don't have to mention this to Mrs. Landis do you?

I don't have to..... but I will.

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I see, and which clinic is that again?  

[futureman 22,338]

56 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I see, and which clinic is that again?  

uh, that’s correct. 

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Oh, not a problem. There - I erased it.

But it was in pen. You fake erased.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Remember to vote today:

[Biff Tannen 44,956]

[futureman 22,338]

who are they running against?

common sense and a guy in a wheelchair.

[futureman 22,338]

what is this?

rice krispies.  east meets west, jerry. 

[ztejas 42,750]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

what is this?

rice krispies.  east meets west, jerry. 

Kasha?