do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

That’s what makes this so difficult. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I don't even really work here.

EDIT - Dang. Lobo beat me to the response.  Here's Kramer eating crackers instead.

Edited August 2, 2018 by oSuJeff97
TCB

[Biff Tannen 45494]

This job is killing you Kramer!  It's killing US!

[NorthLoop 14090]

That's what makes this so difficult

 

edit: damn you lobo

Edited August 2, 2018 by NorthLoop

[futureman 22415]

tryin to get ahead...

[Guest Lobo]

Which by the way...was for two

[PencilPusher 454]

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Sorry. We already have a George.

[futureman 22415]

I read!!

books, jerry. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I read!!

books, jerry. 

Oh...big DEAL

[futureman 22415]

it’s an eyelash!  make a wish. 

-I don’t want to. 

make a wish. 

-didn’t come true. 

[PencilPusher 454]

 

VARGAS!

[NOMAAA 1696]

i think a seinfed reboot season when they are all in their late 60's early 70's would be incredible.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Jerry, the whole building is brick.

[NorthLoop 14090]

4 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

i think a seinfed reboot season when they are all in their late 60's early 70's would be incredible.

It would have to be sans Kramer or the SJW crowd would lose their shit 

[NOMAAA 1696]

he was pretty great in the Danny Duberstein episode of curb.

 

Ukraine is game to you!?!?!

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Damn you Seinfeld! You useless pustule!

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

he was pretty great in the Danny Duberstein episode of curb.

 

Ukraine is game to you!?!?!

I duberstein’d the shit outta that room. 

Sorry wrong show.

is there anything to drink here, or is that like a stupid question?

[SimonBolivar 10924]

The stage was on a cliff and the audience was throwing all the comics off.

 

 

 I think I’ve played there.

[Guest Lobo]

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.  

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

On August 3, 2018 at 3:30 PM, NorthLoop said:

It would have to be sans Kramer or the SJW crowd would lose their shit 

Wrong. You're projecting. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, nobody really seemed to mind when he was on a handful of Curb episodes a few years back.  And he was basically playing himself (in most scenes-he was just in preproduction and hanging out on the lot and with Larry), which should more offensive than reviving Kramer who everybody loves.  If he could get away with that, he can surface again and play Kramer.  

[4th&Five 41460]

I go out to the garbage and I find you a cat in 15 seconds. 

[futureman 22415]

catalog-writer’s block?

[PencilPusher 454]

You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

No, no, he's out!  He got out!

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Ned's very well read.

Maybe he's just very well red?

Edited August 6, 2018 by HornOnTheBayou

[Guest Lobo]

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No, no, he's out!  He got out!

Conjugal visit sex?

No...Fugitive Sex! 

[futureman 22415]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Conjugal visit sex?

No...Fugitive Sex! 

she’s very smart, very... crafty.  

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Get a good look Costanza?

[Guest Lobo]

It's like an eclipse.  You get a sense of it, and then you look away! 

[futureman 22415]

I like sports.  I could do something in sports. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

You know they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

Well that's really not fair.

[futureman 22415]

yeah, you make good comments...

[NOMAAA 1696]

i like horses.  maybe i could be a stableboy.

[PencilPusher 454]

My name is Buck Naked....I'm a porno actor.....

[futureman 22415]

then mr seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point mr costanza scooped ice out of mr seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up.  then mr costanza remarked to me, “this never happened.”

[Biff Tannen 45494]

I still say he's naked under there!

Oh that makes a lot of sense.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

then mr seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point mr costanza scooped ice out of mr seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up.  then mr costanza remarked to me, “this never happened.”

 I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica.

[Art Vandelay 1710]

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

[futureman 22415]

yo’ fly’s open. 

[SimonBolivar 10924]

That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't even smell. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.

[pokeNbeans 203]

What about sex?

She likes talking during sex.

Oh... dirty talking?

No. Just chitchat, movies, current events, regular stuff.

[Guest Lobo]

On 8/7/2018 at 4:23 PM, Art Vandelay said:

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Tippy toe!

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Lemon tree!

[SimonBolivar 10924]

I mean, I feel like I had two lives. My pre-mousse and now, I begin my post-mousse. Hey, tell me the truth,

have you ever seen a better looking guy?

[futureman 22415]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lemon tree!

how do you solve a problem like maria