do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 46203]

[futureman 22720]

12 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

almost a faux documentary style where it would be following Jerry around during the day showing how he got his ideas for his stand-up.

Obviously they gave in on that point, but I thought it was pretty interesting that they wanted to do that, given that about ~10 years later that became the de facto format for sitcoms with The Office (BBC and NBC), Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Always Sunny, etc., etc.

arrested development and always sunny?  

[YGIFS 19458]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Your callback knowledge of completely unrelated information is beyond impressive.  I can do quotes and can truly dissect a Larry David denouement (he is truly a master in that will be remembered above Fitzgerald).  But you can remember apartment numbers, addresses, colors of articles of clothing, etc.  It's beyond impressive.  You're like a worthless Rain Man.  Instead of using your skills to fleece casinos, you win pub trivia for a prize which I can only assume is a tenderloin, a salad, and a baked potato at 9:00p but for early bird pricing.  

[Jerry Callo 8971]

Yeah, that's right.

[oSuJeff97 3439]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

arrested development and always sunny?  

Was more referencing the single-camera / no studio audience / no laugh track portion there.

[futureman 22720]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

You're like a worthless Rain Man.

Lol

[4th&Five 42026]

How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?

[Biff Tannen 46203]

People don't just bump into each other and have sex.  This isn't Cinemax.

[ohchaucer 1444]

Sex, that’s easy. It’s meaningless. I can understand that. But dinner? That’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

[YGIFS 19458]

Speaking of that...you got eleven minutes?  

(22 years of sex later, I still use that line on my wife.  She has probably deleted it from her phone 37 times /csb) 

['stache 22147]

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

[YGIFS 19458]

I wouldn't just lie there but I would definitely let her be on top and direct traffic.  No way I could keep myself from grabbing some ass then some breasts.  But she strikes me as somebody that doesn't want anybody else to influence the pace with a lot of superfluous handplay.   

I'm not a physically violent man.  Brad Hall could whisk my children outta the street from being hit by a bus just a second before certain death.  And I would still sit him down on the curb to thank him, but end up beating the living shit out of him in front of my own daughters.  

[4th&Five 42026]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

[Biff Tannen 46203]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

Specifically she said he could read the paper.

[YGIFS 19458]

Even still...

[McCroskey 1512]

I feel like my old self again.  Totally inadequate, completely insecure...paranoid, neurotic...it's a pleasure!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

15 hours ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

She's quite breathtaking. 

['stache 22147]

My wife uses Alexa for an alarm clock. When we say “Alexa stop” she tells us the time and weather. I wonder if Feldman ever got paid for his brilliant idea or if Bezos just stole it.

[YGIFS 19458]

Haven't you done enough already?  

Wow, she was a fucking smoke-show in that episode.  

[Biff Tannen 46203]

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Haven't you done enough already?  

Wow, she was a fucking smoke-show in that episode.  

Leather jacket and curly hair.  Yes please.

[YGIFS 19458]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Leather jacket and curly hair.  Yes please.

I'm not gonna ask what it cost.  When you're ready...you'll tell me.

[4th&Five 42026]

Pendant, those bastards!

[PantsTent 2007]

You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?

 

[YGIFS 19458]

IT'S ALL PIPES! 

[4th&Five 42026]

Alright, can we cool it with the pee-pipe talk here?

[YGIFS 19458]

Hey everybody, grab a bucket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[futureman 22720]

we’ll always have… pancakes. 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Your name's Benes, your hair, and you kept taking me to those Spanish restaurants.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

So... Do you wanna go to the GAP?

[WBT 20998]

I don't think we should be talking about this 

[Biff Tannen 46203]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

I don't think we should be talking about this 

[4th&Five 42026]

Someone added a 1 to the 50mph sign by me. Made me chuckle. 

Edited March 26, 2023 by 4th&Five

[Biff Tannen 46203]

Once...twice...three times a GAAAHAHHAAHH!!!

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1708]

[YGIFS 19458]

i did not realize George Harrison was in a Seinfeld episode.  God bless.  

[futureman 22720]

I just had, uh, two… double fudge sundaes. 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

15 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

When George turns his hat around.

Chef's kiss.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1708]

 

[oSuJeff97 3439]

Apparently she doesn’t think much of this George fellow… I recall the word “loser” peppered throughout the conversation…

[Biff Tannen 46203]

2 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

 

I don't get it.

[futureman 22720]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't get it.

they think the killers sound like jerry. 

[Biff Tannen 46203]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

they think the killers sound like jerry. 

Well they are dumbasses.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Yeah. That's right.

[futureman 22720]

cocktail off the speaker. 

[Biff Tannen 46203]

Don't tap on the glass.

[oSuJeff97 3439]

Sure thing Joe Mayo.

[4th&Five 42026]

Frankly, it sounds made up. 

[YGIFS 19458]

And just (point, point), have fun! 

 

Also-you will never see Joe Mayo and Congressman Ronny Jackson (R-TX) at the same party.  Prove me wrong.

Edited March 28, 2023 by YGIFS

[ohchaucer 1444]

He was strutting around the coffee shop like Stein Erickson.

[Biff Tannen 46203]

You should've seen the look on her face. It was the same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.