do you ever yearn?

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

How can anyone not like him?

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Faithie, get your finger outta your nose!

[PantsTent 2003]

But I don't want to be a pirate!

 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Where did you learn to climb trees like that?

The Pacific Northwest!

[futureman 22664]

that guy can climb like a ring-tailed lemur!

[futureman 22664]

well, it worked when I met george peppard last week. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

De Soto

[Sleepygrad 1031]

You mean the holes?

[Guest Lobo]

^
It's like dating "Mad Libs"

[Biff Tannen 46061]

52 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

You mean the holes?

He looks like a frog.

So do you.

[futureman 22664]

just the right amount of grease on the joystick...

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Here's your pizza pea brains.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

 

Kramer, listen to me. I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.

[futureman 22664]

I think I remember why we stopped comin here

[PencilPusher 454]

Believe me George, you can count on Slippery Pete.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.

[PencilPusher 454]

 Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Little Snowball? He runs on batteries!

[futureman 22664]

woof woof, not bang bang. 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

32 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Little Snowball? He runs on batteries!

I use this every time I see a tiny dog.

[Guest Lobo]

Prediction!...you'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit Farfel before the month is out.

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Oh yes. Yes, he's in the, he's in the baggage compartment. I don't know why they won't let him sit up here with me. He's a lot better behaved than most of the dregs you find onboard here.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[HornOnTheBayou 9056]

What do I need to talk for? To blab to the neighbors about how George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

[Biff Tannen 46061]

 It's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

50 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 It's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.

thought it was kramers

[Biff Tannen 46061]

very clever

[futureman 22664]

33 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

thought it was kramers

it’s a kramer quote

[futureman 22664]

that’s a rather clever jab at inter-office politics, don’t you think?

[Guest Lobo]

a Slice of life?  

One doesn't dissect Gossamer.  

[futureman 22664]

well you don’t have to dissect it if you could just tell me why this is supposed to be funny.  

[SimonBolivar 11031]

 So, ah then, I ah had to kill him and ah, well the police are still looking for me.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

The pig says "my wife is a slut."

[Guest Lobo]

Everything with you always has to be so jokey

[Biff Tannen 46061]

You shouldn't make fun of pigs.

[NorthLoop 14421]

it was a pig man!

[futureman 22664]

paydirt!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

what are you? a mid-evil dungeon master? 

[pokeNbeans 204]

 He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his

one true love..

[4th&Five 41904]

Just make love to that wall, pervert. 

[oSuJeff97 3438]

It's like he's some kind of svenjolly.....

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

2 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's like he's some kind of svenjolly.....

Well maybe he's got a cheerful mental hold on you.

[Guest Lobo]

I like to encourage intruders 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Well I was buttering myself up for a nice shave...

[Biff Tannen 46061]

I'm not leaving the premises without tote bags.  I was promised tote bags and tote bags I shall have!

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Fine, you sit there and you watch while Newman takes over the world.

[SimonBolivar 11031]

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are
to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

[SimonBolivar 11031]

 If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile. You're like Lex Luthor.

[Landomatic 3813]

What a pear shaped loser.

[futureman 22664]

24 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

What a pear shaped loser.

that “pear shaped loser” was me!!