do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22721]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

the children seem to like the clown.  

(always hit a little close to home with me growing up near some of the parents of John Wayne Gacy's victims)

are you quoting marcelino in the bodega?  or something else.

because marcelino does not reference children there.

or is this a line I've missed from "the fire"

[YGIFS 19458]

Wasn't it when Jerry was clamoring for him to take down the check off the Bodega counter tap, Marcelino says something like "The children seem to like the eh-clown."  But I guess there's the Favreau clown scene and the sad clown with Crazy Joe Dovola.  

[Biff Tannen 46208]

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you quoting marcelino in the bodega?  or something else.

because marcelino does not reference children there.

or is this a line I've missed from "the fire"

 

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wasn't it when Jerry was clamoring for him to take down the check off the Bodega counter tap, Marcelino says something like "The children seem to like the eh-clown."  But I guess there's the Favreau clown scene and the sad clown with Crazy Joe Dovola.  

The correct line is “people seem to like the clowns”

Edited June 9, 2023 by Biff Tannen
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[YGIFS 19458]

So then the Favreau clown took the idea of a clown on a check and applied it to a business card with a cigar to give to Heather Graham?  

[66BUFF 2608]

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So then the Favreau clown took the idea of a clown on a check and applied it to a business card with a cigar to give to Heather Graham?  

Thought it was a Duck with a cigar.

[YGIFS 19458]

I’m sorry; I don’t understand the Groucho reference. 

[Biff Tannen 46208]

3 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Thought it was a Duck with a cigar.

Yep, it was the logo from "You Bet Your Life".

[YGIFS 19458]

Well at least it's not goofy

[Biff Tannen 46208]

Ok, let's not get off track here.

What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

[Biff Tannen 46208]

George likes the bananas!

Then he can have bananas on the side!

[YGIFS 19458]

Who was the ape that could sign? 

[ohchaucer 1444]

Kruger would never allow two KoKos!

Sounds like runs a real tight ship.

[Biff Tannen 46208]

It's "ooh".  As in "ooh ooh, ah ah".

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

I'm not too worried about it.

[YGIFS 19458]

Sorry what I said about your wife. 

[Biff Tannen 46208]

Somebody's in a bad mood.

Yeah...because of YOU.

Well, then I think one of us should leave!

[4th&Five 42027]

He said he was going to sew your ass to your face. 

[WBT 21001]

cross posting from the mlb thread

 

[Biff Tannen 46208]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

cross posting from the mlb thread

 

That's awesome

[YGIFS 19458]

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

[futureman 22721]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

yep, he’s a dandy.  he's a real fancy boy. 

[Biff Tannen 46208]

Jerry's shirts were nuts.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

Cabana wear.

[YGIFS 19458]

You removed all the desacates from all the garments didn't you?  

['stache 22148]

They’re all noticeably musty by now.

[Biff Tannen 46208]

Did you see the pole Kruger?

Dad, he doesn't need to see the pole.

He's going to see it.

[YGIFS 19458]

Man, I am still bummed to hear about that man's real life story.

Also, what the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!?!?!?!?!?

[Biff Tannen 46208]

[WBT 21001]

You shouldn't make fun of pigs.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.

[HornOnTheBayou 9069]

Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own.

[YGIFS 19458]

Quickly Elaine, to my archives! 

 

Oh dammit, they changed up the cable channels again! 

[Biff Tannen 46208]

I bet I got a coupon for it.

[YGIFS 19458]

is there a captain's hat involved in this at all?  

[Biff Tannen 46208]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

is there a captain's hat involved in this at all?  

She's wearing it in my fantasy.  Wait, what?

[YGIFS 19458]

As you ram her Cat Stevens? 

Edited June 16, 2023 by YGIFS

[WBT 21001]

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

[Biff Tannen 46208]

That’s. Why there’s. A buzzer!

[Biff Tannen 46208]

Ok fine, you just sit there and watch while Newman takes over the world.

[Biff Tannen 46208]

Ha, never realized how much I like this interaction between George and Susan.  George is so mad.

 

George: I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?
Susan: Well, maybe it's so you can see if there's someone in there.
George: Isn't that why we have locks on the doors?
Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you can see if it's taken.
George: A backup system? We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That's not a system. That's a complete breakdown of the system.

[4th&Five 42027]

What if Pigman had a two-seater?

Come on George, be realistic.

['stache 22148]

Kramer was right to stick up for George and his hairpiece. It only looked weird to us because we knew only bald George. I think it looked pretty darn good and they'd get used to it eventually. 

[YGIFS 19458]

I don't like this thing!  And here's what I'm doing with it!  

[ohchaucer 1444]

What you think I mean bald? Bald. BALD bald.

She’s bald?

She’s bald, Jerry!

[NorthLoop 14536]

YOU'RE BALD!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Correction, I WAS bald.

[Biff Tannen 46208]

Marisa Tomei is sitting home Elaine!

[YGIFS 19458]

Well, the thing is, Marisa.  I'm really sort of engaged.  

Vote for best female cameo on "Seinfeld"?  Marisa Tomei is an early nominee.  Others?  And then we vote! 

[Biff Tannen 46208]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well, the thing is, Marisa.  I'm really sort of engaged.  

Vote for best female cameo on "Seinfeld"?  Marisa Tomei is an early nominee.  Others?  And then we vote! 

Are we talking cameo as in famous people at the time?  Or would Courtney Cox count?