do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22340]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

the children seem to like the clown.  

(always hit a little close to home with me growing up near some of the parents of John Wayne Gacy's victims)

are you quoting marcelino in the bodega?  or something else.

because marcelino does not reference children there.

or is this a line I've missed from "the fire"

[YGIFS 19445]

Wasn't it when Jerry was clamoring for him to take down the check off the Bodega counter tap, Marcelino says something like "The children seem to like the eh-clown."  But I guess there's the Favreau clown scene and the sad clown with Crazy Joe Dovola.  

[Biff Tannen 44984]

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you quoting marcelino in the bodega?  or something else.

because marcelino does not reference children there.

or is this a line I've missed from "the fire"

 

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wasn't it when Jerry was clamoring for him to take down the check off the Bodega counter tap, Marcelino says something like "The children seem to like the eh-clown."  But I guess there's the Favreau clown scene and the sad clown with Crazy Joe Dovola.  

The correct line is “people seem to like the clowns”

Edited June 9, 2023 by Biff Tannen
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[YGIFS 19445]

So then the Favreau clown took the idea of a clown on a check and applied it to a business card with a cigar to give to Heather Graham?  

[66BUFF 2536]

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So then the Favreau clown took the idea of a clown on a check and applied it to a business card with a cigar to give to Heather Graham?  

Thought it was a Duck with a cigar.

[YGIFS 19445]

I’m sorry; I don’t understand the Groucho reference. 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

3 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Thought it was a Duck with a cigar.

Yep, it was the logo from "You Bet Your Life".

[YGIFS 19445]

Well at least it's not goofy

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Ok, let's not get off track here.

What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

George likes the bananas!

Then he can have bananas on the side!

[YGIFS 19445]

Who was the ape that could sign? 

[ohchaucer 1443]

Kruger would never allow two KoKos!

Sounds like runs a real tight ship.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

It's "ooh".  As in "ooh ooh, ah ah".

[Kel Varnsen 8255]

I'm not too worried about it.

[YGIFS 19445]

Sorry what I said about your wife. 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Somebody's in a bad mood.

Yeah...because of YOU.

Well, then I think one of us should leave!

[4th&Five 41109]

He said he was going to sew your ass to your face. 

[WBT 20148]

cross posting from the mlb thread

 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

cross posting from the mlb thread

 

That's awesome

[YGIFS 19445]

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

[futureman 22340]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

yep, he’s a dandy.  he's a real fancy boy. 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Jerry's shirts were nuts.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

Cabana wear.

[YGIFS 19445]

You removed all the desacates from all the garments didn't you?  

['stache 21520]

They’re all noticeably musty by now.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Did you see the pole Kruger?

Dad, he doesn't need to see the pole.

He's going to see it.

[YGIFS 19445]

Man, I am still bummed to hear about that man's real life story.

Also, what the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!?!?!?!?!?

[Biff Tannen 44984]

[WBT 20148]

You shouldn't make fun of pigs.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.

[HornOnTheBayou 8840]

Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own.

[YGIFS 19445]

Quickly Elaine, to my archives! 

 

Oh dammit, they changed up the cable channels again! 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

I bet I got a coupon for it.

[YGIFS 19445]

is there a captain's hat involved in this at all?  

[Biff Tannen 44984]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

is there a captain's hat involved in this at all?  

She's wearing it in my fantasy.  Wait, what?

[YGIFS 19445]

As you ram her Cat Stevens? 

Edited June 16, 2023 by YGIFS

[WBT 20148]

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

That’s. Why there’s. A buzzer!

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Ok fine, you just sit there and watch while Newman takes over the world.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Ha, never realized how much I like this interaction between George and Susan.  George is so mad.

 

George: I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?
Susan: Well, maybe it's so you can see if there's someone in there.
George: Isn't that why we have locks on the doors?
Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you can see if it's taken.
George: A backup system? We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That's not a system. That's a complete breakdown of the system.

[4th&Five 41109]

What if Pigman had a two-seater?

Come on George, be realistic.

['stache 21520]

Kramer was right to stick up for George and his hairpiece. It only looked weird to us because we knew only bald George. I think it looked pretty darn good and they'd get used to it eventually. 

[YGIFS 19445]

I don't like this thing!  And here's what I'm doing with it!  

[ohchaucer 1443]

What you think I mean bald? Bald. BALD bald.

She’s bald?

She’s bald, Jerry!

[NorthLoop 13920]

YOU'RE BALD!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Correction, I WAS bald.

[Biff Tannen 44984]

Marisa Tomei is sitting home Elaine!

[YGIFS 19445]

Well, the thing is, Marisa.  I'm really sort of engaged.  

Vote for best female cameo on "Seinfeld"?  Marisa Tomei is an early nominee.  Others?  And then we vote! 

[Biff Tannen 44984]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well, the thing is, Marisa.  I'm really sort of engaged.  

Vote for best female cameo on "Seinfeld"?  Marisa Tomei is an early nominee.  Others?  And then we vote! 

Are we talking cameo as in famous people at the time?  Or would Courtney Cox count?