do you ever yearn?

[miguelito 11,537]

Not shot, dog bite.  Woof woof, not bang bang.

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

https://abc7ny.com/nyc-swim-swimming-for-a-change-cancer-research-maya-merhige/13514987/

Quote

15-year-old girl swims 28.5 miles around Manhattan to raise money for cancer research

 

Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage...

[miguelito 11,537]

I bet she's a full inch taller now.

[YGIFS 19,460]

No, but she will use part of the money to invest in local businesses that will employ cancer survivors.  First one is called the Lumbar Yard.  

"then diving class started.  Well.......that got a little messy"

 

Kid using looking glass, "Dad, there's somebody swimming in the River."

Dad, "Don't be silly son.  It's probably just a dead body.  You see, when the mob kills somebody, they throw the body into the river."

['stache 22,171]

18 hours ago, miguelito said:

Not shot, dog bite.  Woof woof, not bang bang.

Will it hurt?

Yes, very much.

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

He has no home. He's a squirrel.

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He has no home. He's a squirrel.

It's not a pet!  It's a wild invalid!

['stache 22,171]

Other than the Susan engagement, George had a new girlfriend every other week, I would've broken up with her right then and there. Here's 85 cents, see ya.

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Other than the Susan engagement, George had a new girlfriend every other week, I would've broken up with her right then and there. Here's 85 cents, see ya.

85 cents?!?  THAT is outrageous!

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Other than the Susan engagement, George had a new girlfriend every other week, I would've broken up with her right then and there. Here's 85 cents, see ya.

 Ohhh. another interesting confrontation. This could be spicy.

[HornOnTheBayou 9,087]

El Paso? I spent a month there one night.

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

 Smile, everyone! We're back!

[YGIFS 19,460]

You kidding me?  I practically raised his kids.

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

Not the billiards, not the billiards…

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

"On her person"?  What kind of expression is that?

[NorthLoop 14,610]

12 guage. Seems to be the most popular guage. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

19 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

12 guage. Seems to be the most popular guage. 

You have the 20 gauge, the 12 gauge, and the 10 gauge.

The 10 gauge is the largest. 

[YGIFS 19,460]

That's your full-size, the big boy.  

Whoa, whoa, whoa.  You ain't eating no full size Drake's coffee cake in that amount of time!

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You have the 20 gauge, the 12 gauge, and the 10 gauge.

The 10 gauge is the largest. 

Yet the joke was “makes the 10 gauge look like a cap pistol”

[YGIFS 19,460]

Alright, since this whole site is only good for worthless Seinfeld and firearm factoids:

1.  In "The Limo" episode.  Tim, the White Supremacist, pulls out what type of handgun when he assures O'Brien and McMurphy that they're prepared for anything?

2.  In the daydream sequence where the police kill the "Little Cableboy", what type of revolver is used?

3.  What type of pistol does Brody flash to Jerry in the cineplex to help avoid any misunderstandings?  

4.  What other Seinfeld episodes showed a gun on camera?  Could be starter pistol, could be M-16 hoisted by a disturbed veteran.

This of course, will lead us into the discussion of the "lost" Seinfeld episode "The Bet" from Season 2 that never finished shooting due to it being too controversial at the time (show was only in its second season at the time and not yet really pushing the envelope).  

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Alright, since this whole site is only good for worthless Seinfeld and firearm factoids:

1.  In "The Limo" episode.  Tim, the White Supremacist, pulls out what type of handgun when he assures O'Brien and McMurphy that they're prepared for anything?

2.  In the daydream sequence where the police kill the "Little Cableboy", what type of revolver is used?

3.  What type of pistol does Brody flash to Jerry in the cineplex to help avoid any misunderstandings?  

4.  What other Seinfeld episodes showed a gun on camera?  Could be starter pistol, could be M-16 hoisted by a disturbed veteran.

This of course, will lead us into the discussion of the "lost" Seinfeld episode "The Bet" from Season 2 that never finished shooting due to it being too controversial at the time (show was only in its second season at the time and not yet really pushing the envelope).  

1. Trick question. They never pull out a gun, he shows a case full of guns. 
 

The rest: I don’t know anything about guns. Not my favorite thing. 

[futureman 22,753]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

This of course, will lead us into the discussion of the "lost" Seinfeld episode "The Bet" from Season 2 that never finished shooting due to it being too controversial at the time

I’d never known about this… “elaine! to my archives.”  or, google.  interesting stuff.

https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Bet

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

1. Trick question. They never pull out a gun, he shows a case full of guns. 
 

The rest: I don’t know anything about guns. Not my favorite thing. 

Actually I take this back. They do pull out a gun in addition to the case. 

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

I’d never known about this… “elaine! to my archives.”  or, google.  interesting stuff.

https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Bet

I never knew about this either. 

[YGIFS 19,460]

Told you!  I think it's right before he exits the limo.  And you call yourself a trivia champion.

 

True story, earlier today...I'm on NextDoor which I try to avoid like the plague. I'm getting rid of a bunch of the girls' toys and vehicles and stuff.  And there was a mid-size trampoline that caught my eye that somebody nearby was giving away.  Anyway, I down the give away/take away rabbit hole on there.  A woman in the little town across the road from us said her family bought two chicks months ago to raise in the backyard for eggs.  Well, they were mistaken.  And now they own two full grown roosters and she wants somebody to 'adopt' them.  I mean, I have like ten different ways to go with this post including cockfights illegal only in the united states.  

[WBT 21,132]

Kruger would never allow two Little Jerrys.

[YGIFS 19,460]

Sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship down there...

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

I feel like I've had two lives:

My pre-mousse, and now I begin my post-mousse.

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

I don’t know!  But I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!!!

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

On 7/22/2023 at 10:14 PM, YGIFS said:

Sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship down there...

Whatever.

[Kel Varnsen 8,749]

K-uger. That sounds like one of those old-time car horns.

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

Three times around, no feet. 

['stache 22,171]

Kramer telling Elaine to stop dancing is one of the funkiest scenes to me.

[Wally Pryor 5,417]

On 7/21/2023 at 10:48 PM, YGIFS said:

Alright, since this whole site is only good for worthless Seinfeld and firearm factoids:

1.  In "The Limo" episode.  Tim, the White Supremacist, pulls out what type of handgun when he assures O'Brien and McMurphy that they're prepared for anything?

I just remember that Ava gave a very nice hand massage to the Luger.  With both hands. 

[4th&Five 42,070]

25 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kramer telling Elaine to stop dancing is one of the funkiest scenes to me.

That ain’t dancing, Sally. 

['stache 22,171]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That ain’t dancing, Sally. 

HIs initial barely verbal reaction is what gets me everytime. They way he asks her to stop. 

 

Edited July 24, 2023 by 'stache

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

I forgot to make my bed. 
 

Kills me every time. 

[4th&Five 42,070]

How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?

[gofuckyourself 9,146]

One family pocketed $7.6 million by taking cans and bottles from Arizona and recycling them in California

https://news.yahoo.com/one-family-pocketed-7-6-221318711.html?guccounter=1

The perps

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

One family pocketed $7.6 million by taking cans and bottles from Arizona and recycling them in California

https://news.yahoo.com/one-family-pocketed-7-6-221318711.html?guccounter=1

The perps

Well yeah, they only had to go to the next state over.  Their G&A was probably minuscule compared to driving from NY to Michigan.

['stache 22,171]

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well yeah, they only had to go to the next state over.  Their G&A was probably minuscule compared to driving from NY to Michigan.

 

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

One family pocketed $7.6 million by taking cans and bottles from Arizona and recycling them in California

https://news.yahoo.com/one-family-pocketed-7-6-221318711.html?guccounter=1

The perps

They should have brought Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley back to catch Newman using a mail truck for personal gain. 

[YGIFS 19,460]

Food for thought.  They missed a lot of dudes, but some interesting callbacks to secondary/tertiary characters I'd long since forgotten about:

https://www.cracked.com/article_38862_elaines-worst-boyfriends-on-seinfeld-according-to-reddit.html

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

The Jake Jarmel glasses scandal was always a favorite of mine.  "I just don't want anyone else to have them!"

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

43 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Food for thought.  They missed a lot of dudes, but some interesting callbacks to secondary/tertiary characters I'd long since forgotten about:

https://www.cracked.com/article_38862_elaines-worst-boyfriends-on-seinfeld-according-to-reddit.html

Doctor Ben should have made the list.

[ohchaucer 1,444]

Doctor Ben should have made the list.

Pardon?

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

He went out to get some BEER.  And I'm not expecting...any change.

['stache 22,171]

Desperado guy was the worst.

Edited July 31, 2023 by 'stache

[WBT 21,132]

Crazy Joe Devola has some great lines.

"Oh it's you.  You scared me."

"Good.  Fear is our most primal emotion."

[Biff Tannen 46,285]

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Crazy Joe Devola has some great lines.

"Oh it's you.  You scared me."

"Good.  Fear is our most primal emotion."

I took them myself with a telephoto lens. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

14 hours ago, 'stache said:

Desperado guy was the worst.

Dude loved him some Carl Farbman.