do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Porn quotes

[Jive Turkey 12568]

Well, three years is a long time to be married.

Edited August 19, 2018 by Jive Turkey

[Art Vandelay 1710]

that “pear shaped loser” was me!!

You have lost a LOT of hair.

[4th&Five 41460]

That’s what they tell me!

Edited August 19, 2018 by 4th&Five

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said:

4 hours ago, futureman said:

that “pear shaped loser” was me!!

You have lost a LOT of hair.

I AM AWARE!

[Guest Lobo]

Now why would I, a Juliard trained dermatologist, send him somewhere else?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

 Saving lives? She's one step above working at the Clinique counter.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Please don't call me "Pinhead".

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Whatever you say, Crowell.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

I said rubber fire!

[Guest Lobo]

You said what?  

[futureman 22415]

it’s like tryin to smoke a chicken bone.  

Edited August 23, 2018 by futureman

[Biff Tannen 45494]

It's architecturally incorrect.

[PantsTent 2002]

Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit and I'm wooshing all over the place!

[PencilPusher 454]

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

You know what I've come to realize? I'm not just bored. I genuinely dislike her. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Oh, Witch-ay Woman.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Elaine. Do you remember your dream about having a sexual encounter with the Asian woman?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Wouldn't it be great if Farbman designed shoes?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

57 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Elaine. Do you remember your dream about having a sexual encounter with the Asian woman?

Are you urinating a lot again?

[Guest Lobo]

You can, and you will...

[pokeNbeans 203]

Alright, alright. We do it, uh... five times a week, 
okay?

Oooh, baby. 

[SimonBolivar 10923]

I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?

[SimonBolivar 10923]

Well I guess I'm going to Seinfeld Scripts and will have to search "bathroom". Hey something to do today at work alright.

[SimonBolivar 10923]

Well that didn't take long. It's in S1E5 "The Stock Tip"

 

At the dry cleaner

 

(Jerry moves up in line, a woman takes his place. George didn't notice)

GEORGE: (To woman, thinking she's Jerry) Boy, I have to get to a bathroom.

(Woman gives him a look)

 

I don't know why but that to me is just the perfect George moment and something all of us can relate to in one way or another.

Edited August 28, 2018 by SimonBolivar

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

18 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?

Nevermind. You figured it out.

Edited August 28, 2018 by Cheeseweasel
uromysitisis is serious!!!!!!!!

[SimonBolivar 10923]

5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nevermind. You figured it out.

What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

General Chang was a very flamboyant man. A complete failure as a general but a hell of a cook.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

I didn't even know L. Ron Hubbard!

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

We don't care much for the Costanzas. 

[Guest Lobo]

But I made all this paella!

[Biff Tannen 45494]

A mouse!

 

It's the remote.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE INFESTATION!

 

 

[NorthLoop 14090]

21 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

We don't care much for the Costanzas. 

We can't stand them

[futureman 22415]

we’re movin in, lock stock and barrel.

[Landomatic 3813]

We're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffle board court.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

They say you grow hair.  Looka like Stalin!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Like flaming globes of Sigmond

[Biff Tannen 45494]

imgur

[futureman 22415]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

They say you grow hair.  Looka like Stalin!

impotence.  

[PencilPusher 454]

We're talking with Elaine Benes, adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"

[Guest Lobo]

Well for starters, you're looking at notecards.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

9 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

We're talking with Elaine Benes, adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"

Still waiting for that to come out...

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Hi Mister Pitt. Is Elaine there?

[4th&Five 41460]

I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace, okay?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

Hello?  Is Kramer home?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

I wanted seltzer, not salsa!

[SimonBolivar 10923]

If you know what happened in the Mets game don't tell me, I taped it. Hello?