do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45688]

I somehow never knew that Julia Louis Dreyfus is only 5'3".  That somehow makes her much hotter to me.  Much more...nimble.

[YGIFS 19450]

That is weird to think about, actually.  She really didn't seem that short by Jerry and George.  Obviously everybody was shorted next to Kramer.  Wow, 5'3", did not see that coming.  I would guessed 5'6" or so.  Between the cleated shoes and poofy hair.  Hmm..    Who knew?  All that to say, I want to be on her.  And have desired as such for 25 years.  

[Biff Tannen 45688]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That is weird to think about, actually.  She really didn't seem that short by Jerry and George.  Obviously everybody was shorted next to Kramer.  Wow, 5'3", did not see that coming.  I would guessed 5'6" or so.  Between the cleated shoes and poofy hair.  Hmm..    Who knew?  All that to say, I want to be on her.  And have desired as such for 25 years.  

Jason Alexander is 5'5"

[YGIFS 19450]

Took you 30 years to ascertain Julia's height.  But you're been walking around with Jason's physical measurements this whole time?  Fucking weirdo.  

[futureman 22464]

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jason Alexander is 5'5"

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Took you 30 years to ascertain Julia's height.  But you're been walking around with Jason's physical measurements this whole time?  Fucking weirdo.  

who’s Harold and who’s Manny?

[Biff Tannen 45688]

Manny look.  Kramer put mousse in his hair.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Between the cleated shoes and poofy hair.

['stache 21816]

She only seems short because of her disproportionately puny body.

[futureman 22464]

A bird flew into my giant freak-head!

[YGIFS 19450]

you know how people say things during a breakup that they don't mean?  Yeah, he means them.  

['stache 21816]

Tough luck, chinless.

[ohchaucer 1443]

A bird flew into my giant freak-head!

Like he couldn’t avoid it.

[YGIFS 19450]

Some really great exchanges happened on that stock footage park bench.  Marissa Tomei.  The stolen alarm clock.  Elaine's freakishly large head.  

[DixonHur 11305]

[Biff Tannen 45688]

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The interconnected story lines in this episode were some of the best writing on the show. 

[DixonHur 11305]

The Gum is definitely in my Top 5 episodes..."This isn't mine. I got it from the Institute"

[Biff Tannen 45688]

If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room, don’t blame the mechanism!

[futureman 22464]

well, not “africa” actually, south africa.  my family used to live there but we got out years ago, for obvious reasons.  you know how it is. 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

well, not “africa” actually, south africa.  my family used to live there but we got out years ago, for obvious reasons.  you know how it is. 

Maybe

[ohchaucer 1443]

Should we be talking about this?

[futureman 22464]

YO YO!! turn it down!

[Biff Tannen 45688]

You and your cigars...

Wear some more lipstick.

[Biff Tannen 45688]

I’ve got good news and bad news. And they’re both the same, you’re fired. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Looks like some kind of reunion is in the works.

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/seinfeld-reunion-jerry-seinfeld-teases-finale-revival-project-1235750552/amp/

[Biff Tannen 45688]

56 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Looks like some kind of reunion is in the works.

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/seinfeld-reunion-jerry-seinfeld-teases-finale-revival-project-1235750552/amp/

THAT is interesting writing!

[futureman 22464]

take back your tales, you vagabond!

-eee-yippie-yay-aye!!

[YGIFS 19450]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

take back your tales, you vagabond!

-eee-yippie-yay-aye!!

Typical intra-thread derail by Lobo.  Think of sitcoms or dramas with dark humor that you've watched in the last 25 years.  And think of how so many of them have one or more characters that speak not only with an elevated vocabulary, but also a amalgamated trans-atlantic accent or 'boarding school dialect.'  Not the exact same audible tone, but the styles, rhythms, and verbiage of Peterman.  There's one on every fucking show now and it wasn't very common before Peterman.  Everybody else on the show was smart and pithy, but "spoke" in the vocal sense like a regular person. 

Take Cliff Claven from Cheers.  His terminology and knowledge was off the charts, but he still droned on like a working class Bostonian in his speech patterns.  There are a few examples before Peterman.  But hundreds after him.  My two sawbucks.  Now give me my yam-yam  

[4th&Five 41554]

Peterman here. 
 

Mr. Peterson…

[futureman 22464]

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

My two sawbucks. 

you taking captain nemo twice?

[YGIFS 19450]

I like him in the Third at Belmont.  I LOVED him in the Seventh in Heaven.

[Biff Tannen 45688]

I'm a man

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Hahaha, I’m dead:

https://www.threads.net/@lukehurd/post/CyPmZ_1OTev/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[futureman 22464]

threads?

[YGIFS 19450]

A George divided against itself, cannot JAM! 

[Biff Tannen 45688]

I'm going to cut this off at the choke point.

Stop the mail?

THAT'S even better!

[DixonHur 11305]

[4th&Five 41554]

I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless.

[futureman 22464]

there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway

[Biff Tannen 45688]

Well George, I'll be honest.  I could go either way on you.  But what the hell, we need someone, eh?

You won't regret this sir.

I don't care.

[TexEx15 17531]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyOIgVlORhm/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Lazarus Bocanegra 305]

On 10/10/2023 at 6:24 PM, YGIFS said:

Typical intra-thread derail by Lobo.  Think of sitcoms or dramas with dark humor that you've watched in the last 25 years.  And think of how so many of them have one or more characters that speak not only with an elevated vocabulary, but also a amalgamated trans-atlantic accent or 'boarding school dialect.'  Not the exact same audible tone, but the styles, rhythms, and verbiage of Peterman.  There's one on every fucking show now and it wasn't very common before Peterman.  Everybody else on the show was smart and pithy, but "spoke" in the vocal sense like a regular person. 

Take Cliff Claven from Cheers.  His terminology and knowledge was off the charts, but he still droned on like a working class Bostonian in his speech patterns.  There are a few examples before Peterman.  But hundreds after him.  My two sawbucks.  Now give me my yam-yam  

just reached the Peterman era on our re-watch and I am here for it.  

[Biff Tannen 45688]

54 minutes ago, Lazarus Bocanegra said:

just reached the Peterman era on our re-watch and I am here for it.  

Well, this certainly looks like a lot of words.

[YGIFS 19450]

And I'm going to assume I need it......right away

[4th&Five 41554]

I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have.

['stache 21816]

Underrated one-off character.

"Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him."

[McCroskey 1504]

Four plums with red on the inside.

[Biff Tannen 45688]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Underrated one-off character.

"Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him."

You're BANNED

[4th&Five 41554]

It’s K.B. I have the suit!

[YGIFS 19450]

Fruit is a risk, I know that going in.  

(or does he say, 'Produce is a risk.  I know that going in')?  

[Biff Tannen 45688]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Fruit is a risk, I know that going in.  

(or does he say, 'Produce is a risk.  I know that going in')?  

I think it's fruit, but I do believe it's "fruit is a gamble".  Too lazy this morning to look it up.