do you ever yearn?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans.

[4th&Five 41581]

I do the same thing with barometer/thermometer. 

Edited October 19, 2018 by 4th&Five

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I do the same thing with barometer/thermometer. 

You pick up thermometers at coffee shops?  Do you realize where some of those things have been?  

[HornOnTheBayou 8945]

Every fucking time I try to negotiate a hotel bed:

Alright, so that's one tuck and one no-tuck.
 

[NorthLoop 14222]

Wife tucks in the sheet and blanket. She likes it like that. I go full apeshit George on her under the covers sometimes. 

[4th&Five 41581]

What mood is this?

This is morning mist. 

[Guest Lobo]

I'm picking out a brand new face here... 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Biff Tannen 45704]

Gipple is my favorite.

[ohchaucer 1443]

Quote

Gipple is my favorite.

My favorite aspect of this episode is the callback several episodes later when they see Dolores on the street, but George only remembers her as Mulva.  Good stuff.

[Guest Lobo]

32 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know?  

[WhatTheBuck 28796]

Wilhelm? My name is Tanya. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

16 hours ago, Lobo said:

It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know?  

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.

[Guest Lobo]

Serenity now...insanity later.

[NorthLoop 14222]

His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell. 

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wilhelm? My name is Tanya. 

Most of the world is carpeted George, and one day...we will do all the cleaning.

[Biff Tannen 45704]

Look at me, am I beautiful?

 

...you're very attractive

[SimonBolivar 10958]

and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown!  Well I followed the instructions!

[futureman 22521]

8 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

oh yeah, and they’re just as mean as he was.

[Guest Lobo]

6 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown!  Well I followed the instructions!

Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavaria Cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it, he says, "Ah, I'll just have some coffee."  

[NorthLoop 14222]

I had a pony!

[WhatTheBuck 28796]

Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that?

[NorthLoop 14222]

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? 

[WhatTheBuck 28796]

Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!

[WhatTheBuck 28796]

And a poorly made one. Even by rat hat standards. 

[futureman 22521]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!

that looked like milk to me!

[futureman 22521]

there’s no ‘zorn’ or ‘zutroff’?

[Guest Lobo]

15 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? 

True story/cool story...on the side I record a couple of radio spots here and there mostly for friends' businesses, averages maybe 1-2/year tops.  And every voiceover guy has a little warmup they do.  One of mine, to hit that deep and moving baritone I do pretty well, is I repeat in this sharply dramatic sweep, "It was the pride of Krakow."  I do that about 5-10 times.Not one sound engineer has ever understood why in the fuck I do that.  

Anyway, Zorn and Zutroff were outta town. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.

[Biff Tannen 45704]

As much as I hate the idea of being a van guy, it's much better than hanging out here with the nocturnal dirt people.

[WhatTheBuck 28796]

What is tungsten or wolfram?

[Bull Horn 118]

The loser gets fired. The winner gets a Water Pik.

[WhatTheBuck 28796]

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

BOSCO!!!!!

[futureman 22521]

let’s go deeper.  what kind of man are you?  well, you’re weak, spineless.  a man of temptations... but what tempts you?

[4th&Five 41581]

you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master...the cocoa bean!

 

[NorthLoop 14222]

His name was Costanza, he killed my mother?

Edited October 25, 2018 by NorthLoop

[Biff Tannen 45704]

You're obviously lying George, anyone can see that!

[futureman 22521]

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You're obviously lying George, anyone can see that!

it’s the kung pao!

[pokeNbeans 203]

George likes his chicken spicy.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

George likes his chicken spicy.

HAND'S OFF JIMMY! DON'T TOUCH JIMMY!

[kurioster 66]

What's she in for?  

Embezzlement.

Sounds like a nice girl

[NorthLoop 14222]

Conjugal visit sex!

[futureman 22521]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Conjugal visit sex!

that is happening. 

[Biff Tannen 45704]

You like saying GoreTex don't you?

[Guest Lobo]

They’re hatching something, you can be sure...

[Guest Lobo]

Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?

[Biff Tannen 45704]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?

She'd never make it.

[HornOnTheBayou 8945]

Ruining the very pants I was returning.