do you ever yearn?

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

Vile weed!

[threesheets 1,673]

George...we dine!

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

I'll tell the maitre d' it will just be the three BULLS.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

Good. Revenge is very good.

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

Smugness is not a good quality.

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Hmm, maybe cheapness is a sense?

[Kel Varnsen 8,540]

Well you already said spite so…

[futureman 22,510]

On 11/15/2018 at 2:32 PM, Lobo said:

And two grape sodas. 

oh thanks.  that’ll save us. 

[futureman 22,510]

oh, I was un-stoppable!  perfect combination of mountain dew and mozzarella.  just the right amount of grease on the joystick. 

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

I already asked him.  He said, "Good.  Good day."

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

"He's very independent. He doesn't conform to the latest trends."

[Guest Lobo]

It's crazy to think that Larry David, in that photo, is barely 5 years older than I am now.  

"I said turn, Pimp!"  

[4th&Five 41,571]

I’m not a pimp!

[WhatTheBuck 28,794]

9 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

"He's very independent. He doesn't conform to the latest trends."

What was a man with a cape doing with my father? What was my father doing with a man in a cape? Why a cape?

[WhatTheBuck 28,794]

I'm trapped in my own web of lies!

[pokeNbeans 203]

Yeah, I'll remember that day. Well, I'll never forget it because that was the day that I uh, lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford, the uh, voluptuous homeroom teacher.

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

Starts with aaaaa......Duncan!

[Guest Lobo]

Oh, the big race?   Sure.  

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Race him, Jerry!

[futureman 22,510]

well, you’ve really built yourself up into something. 

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!

[ohchaucer 1,443]

The double dip episode was great on so many levels but none more than:

"I think you're both mentally ill. And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular."

[WhatTheBuck 28,794]

Yaaaay, Jerry got it open!

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always tade sleep for sex.

 

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

What writer?  We're talking about a sitcom.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

It's Sendrax. They've got some new kind of technique for televising opera.

[PantsTent 2,002]

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yaaaay, Jerry got it open!

I do this every time my wife asks me to open something. 

[Guest Lobo]

^

Us, too.  

Every Thanksgiving Eve, we watch the Macy's Day Parade/Jon Voight pencil episode.  

"You don't think?  Sure, sure...it's Jon Voight's pencil!"  

[4th&Five 41,571]

just driving around in jon voight's car...

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Hmmm... Why would Jerry BRING anything?

[Guest Lobo]

Where was the emphasis?

[Bull Horn 118]

Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle! And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!"

[futureman 22,510]

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Where was the emphasis?

I think he emphasized “would”. 

[Guest Lobo]

I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd be patting me on the back.

[futureman 22,510]

liam neeson?

[pokeNbeans 203]

If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins-- They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange to do to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.

[futureman 22,510]

2 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins-- They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange to do to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.

how would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?

[4th&Five 41,571]

Had no face, no personality. 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

No, I mean what does ironic mean?

[threesheets 1,673]

The price?  Your soul.

[Guest Lobo]

Plus, I gave him the names of some places he could score near the hotel...

[futureman 22,510]

Shanghai Sally

[Guest Lobo]

Use your bucket! 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,942]

Better bring a poncho 

[Guest Lobo]

Right, because I'm the janitor...

[futureman 22,510]

if the homeless don’t like ‘em, the homeless DON’T HAVE TO EAT ‘EM!

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

Oh man, that looks like a dead bear.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

Why do they call it athlete's foot? You don't have to be an athlete to get it. I mean, my father gets it all the time, and believe me, he's no athlete!

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man, that looks like a dead bear.

The Pacific Northwest.

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

Buford, you remember the mailman don't you?