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Oh we have a deal alright.  And here it is.  You get this toilet book off my counter and I won’t come over there and punch you in the brain.  

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pimple Popper MD!

 

And since my wife is a dermatologist I get to use that line constantly.

how many times have you told her she’s one step above working at the Clinique counter?

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

how many times have you told her she’s one step above working at the Clinique counter?

Several I'm sure.  Every time she tells me about a skin cancer she saw I definitely say it like Jerry.

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My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.

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19 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Attention Play Now employees, George Costanza’s handicapped bathroom is now open on the sixteenth floor to all employees..... 

...and their families.

I’ll see you in hell, costanza. 

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