do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22414]

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Little a-yerry a-seinfeld.

does he bounce checks?

[futureman 22414]

first of all, I don’t think you can make a rooster take a dive.  

[4th&Five 41457]

TAMALE!

[futureman 22414]

second of all, jerry seinfeld—big or little—doesn’t go down for anyone, anywhere, at any time!

[Guest Lobo]

The children seem to like the clown...

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!

Is that good?

I don't know...

[futureman 22414]

yeah I’m just gonna heat this up, make a little hot tub for little jerry. 

-hey kramer... be careful. 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Helen: Don't eat cookies for breakfast! I'll fix you something. How 'bout a feta cheese omelette?

Kramer: That sounds great, Mom.

Jerry: If you feed him, he'll never leave!

Helen: We don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and Egg Beaters?

Kramer, immaturely: I guess.

[Guest Lobo]

He's not family.  It's different psychologically...

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Elaine always seemed...what's the word...supercilious.

[pokeNbeans 203]

They wanted to read a Truman Capote book.

Oh, sure...Truman Capote.

He's a great writer.

Oh, yeah.

Did you ever read anything by him?

No. You?

Nah.

[NorthLoop 14083]

She was the "it" girl 

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

Don't you see how wrong that is? Where's the Christmas spirit? An eye for an eye!

[ohchaucer 1443]

And instead of a tree, didn't your father put up an aluminum pole?

Edited December 21, 2018 by ohchaucer

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.

[4th&Five 41457]

So, what does a guy gotta do around here to get a library card?

[SimonBolivar 10911]

Did I need that pointed out for me? What is that going to do for me? How does that help me, to see her? I'm trying to live my life. Don't show me that.

[futureman 22414]

busy, don’t give me busy.  who’s not busy?  I’m busy, we’re all busy, everybody’s busy.  alright tell me, what’s kept YOU so busy?

-mostly chemotherapy.  hey I’ll see ya.

[Guest Lobo]

Not a quote...but happy Festivus Eve to all of you!

Remember to put out a can of WD-40 under the aluminum pole tonight for you know who...

Edited December 22, 2018 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 45491]

[4th&Five 41457]

The wife burned herself yesterday. Every time she mentions it I tell her I’m getting her a balm from the maestro. She’s very amused. 

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

I wonder if there are any Seinfeld fans who don't know where George's answering machine message came from. I'm watching a rerun of Greatest American Hero on H&I right now. That was maybe the best bad tv show ever made. And the theme song became a radio hit. But the show didn't have much of a following. It was cancelled before the end of the third season. Anyway, just in case you didn't know...

Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

23 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I wonder if there are any Seinfeld fans who don't know where George's answering machine message came from. I'm watching a rerun of Greatest American Hero on H&I right now. That was maybe the best bad tv show ever made. And the theme song became a radio hit. But the show didn't have much of a following. It was cancelled before the end of the third season. Anyway, just in case you didn't know...

Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

 

You know how I know you're a millennial? 

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

7 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

You know how I know you're a millennial? 

No. Why don't you tell me?

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Sorry, I read your post wrong. I was making fun of you because I thought you just figured out where the song came from. I was going to tell you that every male over 40 knows that song well.

[Biff Tannen 45491]

I had heard the song before I saw it on Seinfeld, but didn't know it was from a TV show.

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

7 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Sorry, I read your post wrong. I was making fun of you because I thought you just figured out where the song came from. I was going to tell you that every male over 40 knows that song well.

Yeah, I watched the pilot of Greatest American Hero when it was first broadcast. I was always a fan of the song, too (the Joey Scarbury version didn't appear until the second episode, part 2 of the pilot). I thought it was hysterical that George used it as his answering machine message. Seinfeld had a lot more viewers than Greatest American Hero ever had. I figure there have to be some people who didn't get that reference. There have to be some who don't know where that emblem comes from when they see it on one of Sheldon's shirts on Big Bang Theory. 

I've also seen some old reruns of Murphy Brown recently. I had forgotten that Murphy constantly replacing weird or incompetent secretaries was a running gag on that show. That makes her line about having a good feeling about Kramer that much funnier. 

[PantsTent 2002]

Hey, Nip, you done with that manuscript?

[ohchaucer 1443]

You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here! Here's your Christmas card!

[futureman 22414]

enjoy... blame it on the rain?

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

 I offer happiness! James Caan doesn't offer happiness!

[futureman 22414]

kruger my son tells me your company stinks!  you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe—  ...lost my train of thought. 

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

There's an excellent podcast called Seincast. They break down every single Seinfeld episode ever made. A lot of behind the scenes facts, and interviews with the cast. Pretty interesting. 

[NorthLoop 14083]

On 12/24/2018 at 7:06 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

There's an excellent podcast called Seincast. They break down every single Seinfeld episode ever made. A lot of behind the scenes facts, and interviews with the cast. Pretty interesting. 

Well shit I've got my commute covered for the next month. 

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

13 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Well shit I've got my commute covered for the next month. 

The Strike, or the Festivus episode is next on my list. It's Seincast Episode 166. 

[Guest Lobo]

Can you listen to on a laptop over wi-fi or is it like a satellite radio deal?  I'm tech illiterate.  

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

Just now, Lobo said:

Can you listen to on a laptop over wi-fi or is it like a satellite radio deal?  I'm tech illiterate.  

iTunes Podcasts appears to have every episode for free. 

[Guest Lobo]

Sweet, I'm in.  Looks like I'm pushing back my 4:00p meeting.  

[NOMAAA 1696]

if a patient gets difficult, you quote him.

[Biff Tannen 45491]

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

if a patient gets difficult, you quote him.

quone

[NOMAAA 1696]

oh moses smell the roses. 

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

They say you grow hair. Look like Stalin!

[pokeNbeans 203]

All right I'm canceling the father-son picnic. I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad.

[futureman 22414]

13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They say you grow hair. Look like Stalin!

ask them, are there any side effects?

 

[Guest Lobo]

They call her the Shark.  She never lose a case!  

[Biff Tannen 45491]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

ask them, are there any side effects?

 

impotence

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Sales commission buh-bye-o!

[futureman 22414]

without dessicants those clothes will be noticeably musty within five years!

-she never see the big picture. 

[Guest Lobo]

are these chips free? 

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Mmmm, Machu Picchu!