do you ever yearn?

[McCroskey 1510]

Jerry...Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination.  It's winner take all...people cannot be trusted.

 

[4th&Five 42005]

You know, it’s the only country that still has the plague? I mean, THE PLAGUE - please!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

He scchhnnapped me.

[futureman 22699]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

You know, it’s the only country that still has the plague? I mean, THE PLAGUE - please!

here’s the registry. 

[PencilPusher 454]

Goodnight....Jugdish......

 

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

Elaine is such a hot drunk.

[Bull Horn 118]

Jerry...Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination.  It's winner take all...people cannot be trusted.
 

Oh, it's "Risk." It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

[Biff Tannen 46165]

6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Elaine is such a hot drunk.

She's hot sober too.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

On January 10, 2019 at 11:36 AM, Biff Tannen said:

That Jerry, he's Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony...WHY'D YOU TELL HIM!?!

Fify

[Biff Tannen 46165]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fify

Fack

[Guest Lobo]

I fear my orgasm may have left me a cripple...

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

Well, we really should be-

Yeah.

Uh, heading out. Jerry really hates to miss the coming attractions.

Yeah, and, because of the.. time.

Yeah, time is what he's indicating there

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French."

[threesheets 1690]

You're all winners!

[Biff Tannen 46165]

Who?!?  Who does not want to wear the rrribbon?!?

[ohchaucer 1444]

I really didn't pay attention, I'd just come from buying a speedboat. 

[futureman 22699]

I’m percolating, jerry, I’m tellin ya I’ve never felt so fertile. I’m mossy, jerry, my brain... is mossy.  

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Jerry you dont have $5000 you can lend her?

[McCroskey 1510]

This...is...Frank Costanza.  You think you can keep us out of Florida?  We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel.  We're gonna be in the pool, we're gonna be in the clubhouse...WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT...AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!!"

[NorthLoop 14466]

DEL BOCA VISTA!!!

[Guest Lobo]

We never cared for the Costazas

[NorthLoop 14466]

We can't stand them

[Biff Tannen 46165]

[ohchaucer 1444]

Can't-stands-ya!

[PantsTent 2004]

Well I don't was t a big flat noodle.

[futureman 22699]

tell him to eat a plum!

Edited January 18, 2019 by futureman

[Guest Lobo]

Well, a lot of it is vegetables.  

[pokeNbeans 205]

Well, it's a good looking piece of meat. 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

Do you at least have some towels we could sit on?  It's like a four hour game.

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday ... Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon -- “You've got to get me over that mountain!” “Now” “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than ... Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.

[WBT 20975]

So I'm Filk?

[billfromlaketravis 11821]

On 1/11/2019 at 9:53 AM, Biff Tannen said:

She's hot sober too.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus' bank statement is her hottest feature. 

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

50 minutes ago, WBT said:

So I'm Filk?

Kramer and Movie Fone might be my favorite side plot of any episode. "Why don't you just tell me what movie you would like to see?"

[McCroskey 1510]

"George, George, this is a little too much for me.  Escaped convicts?  Fugitive Sex?  I've got a cockfight to focus on."

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

On 1/19/2019 at 9:30 PM, McCroskey said:

"George, George, this is a little too much for me.  Escaped convicts?  Fugitive Sex?  I've got a cockfight to focus on."

Tamale!

[futureman 22699]

that looks like a dog with a glove on its head. 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

Well I was buttering myself up for a nice shave...

[pokeNbeans 205]

Poppie! Oh, Poppie. Could I have a word? 

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

Take the pen!

[Guest Lobo]

You were, uh...thinking of staying here?  

[Biff Tannen 46165]

Get the hell outta here wit your knob!

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

Of course I wanted it! I love sponge cake!!

[Guest Lobo]

I mean...she's real, Jerry!  

[Biff Tannen 46165]

They fooled ME Jerry.

[4th&Five 42005]

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

[ohchaucer 1444]

51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

We'll look like IDIOTS!

[Guest Lobo]

53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

You may have something there, George 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

See, there are no jerk stores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

JERKSTORE IS THE LINE.JERKSTORE!

[Biff Tannen 46165]

Mr. Kramer the road!