do you ever yearn?

[McCroskey 1493]

Jerry...Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination.  It's winner take all...people cannot be trusted.

 

[4th&Five 41457]

You know, it’s the only country that still has the plague? I mean, THE PLAGUE - please!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

He scchhnnapped me.

[futureman 22414]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

You know, it’s the only country that still has the plague? I mean, THE PLAGUE - please!

here’s the registry. 

[PencilPusher 454]

Goodnight....Jugdish......

 

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Elaine is such a hot drunk.

[Bull Horn 118]

Jerry...Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination.  It's winner take all...people cannot be trusted.
 

Oh, it's "Risk." It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

[Biff Tannen 45491]

6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Elaine is such a hot drunk.

She's hot sober too.

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

On January 10, 2019 at 11:36 AM, Biff Tannen said:

That Jerry, he's Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony...WHY'D YOU TELL HIM!?!

Fify

[Biff Tannen 45491]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fify

Fack

[Guest Lobo]

I fear my orgasm may have left me a cripple...

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Well, we really should be-

Yeah.

Uh, heading out. Jerry really hates to miss the coming attractions.

Yeah, and, because of the.. time.

Yeah, time is what he's indicating there

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French."

[threesheets 1652]

You're all winners!

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Who?!?  Who does not want to wear the rrribbon?!?

[ohchaucer 1443]

I really didn't pay attention, I'd just come from buying a speedboat. 

[futureman 22414]

I’m percolating, jerry, I’m tellin ya I’ve never felt so fertile. I’m mossy, jerry, my brain... is mossy.  

[SimonBolivar 10911]

Jerry you dont have $5000 you can lend her?

[McCroskey 1493]

This...is...Frank Costanza.  You think you can keep us out of Florida?  We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel.  We're gonna be in the pool, we're gonna be in the clubhouse...WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT...AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!!"

[NorthLoop 14083]

DEL BOCA VISTA!!!

[Guest Lobo]

We never cared for the Costazas

[NorthLoop 14083]

We can't stand them

[Biff Tannen 45491]

[ohchaucer 1443]

Can't-stands-ya!

[PantsTent 2002]

Well I don't was t a big flat noodle.

[futureman 22414]

tell him to eat a plum!

Edited January 18, 2019 by futureman

[Guest Lobo]

Well, a lot of it is vegetables.  

[pokeNbeans 203]

Well, it's a good looking piece of meat. 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Do you at least have some towels we could sit on?  It's like a four hour game.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday ... Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon -- “You've got to get me over that mountain!” “Now” “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than ... Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.

[WBT 20415]

So I'm Filk?

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

On 1/11/2019 at 9:53 AM, Biff Tannen said:

She's hot sober too.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus' bank statement is her hottest feature. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

50 minutes ago, WBT said:

So I'm Filk?

Kramer and Movie Fone might be my favorite side plot of any episode. "Why don't you just tell me what movie you would like to see?"

[McCroskey 1493]

"George, George, this is a little too much for me.  Escaped convicts?  Fugitive Sex?  I've got a cockfight to focus on."

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 1/19/2019 at 9:30 PM, McCroskey said:

"George, George, this is a little too much for me.  Escaped convicts?  Fugitive Sex?  I've got a cockfight to focus on."

Tamale!

[futureman 22414]

that looks like a dog with a glove on its head. 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Well I was buttering myself up for a nice shave...

[pokeNbeans 203]

Poppie! Oh, Poppie. Could I have a word? 

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

Take the pen!

[Guest Lobo]

You were, uh...thinking of staying here?  

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Get the hell outta here wit your knob!

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

Of course I wanted it! I love sponge cake!!

[Guest Lobo]

I mean...she's real, Jerry!  

[Biff Tannen 45491]

They fooled ME Jerry.

[4th&Five 41457]

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

We'll look like IDIOTS!

[Guest Lobo]

53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

You may have something there, George 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

See, there are no jerk stores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

JERKSTORE IS THE LINE.JERKSTORE!

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Mr. Kramer the road!