do you ever yearn?

[ohchaucer 1443]

Clownface. Possible mustache. 

The way her left pinky toe sticks in somewhat in that Leno picture? Super no thank you. Would not congratulate.

Perfect everything but, alas, a shaggy 3.

Sent from way too far away

[Biff Tannen 45661]

3 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Clownface. Possible mustache. 

Face like a frying pan.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Vile weed!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Vile weed!

Newman!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!

[Biff Tannen 45661]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!

Actual lol.  Angry Elaine is best Elaine.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Actual lol.  Angry Elaine is best Elaine.

Agreed.

"Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History.

[futureman 22440]

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Newman!

hello... vargas.

[futureman 22440]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Agreed.

"Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History.

this guy?  he’s an idiot.  he doesn’t mean anything to me. 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

You see it's nure, which is good, and then a ma in front of it.  Ma-nure.

[HornOnTheBayou 8904]

"So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?"
"Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze."
"AM/PM."
"Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume."
"Ah...the volume."
"Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm."
"Ah, separate knob."
"Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?! "
"Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio."

[PantsTent 2002]

Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Oh Moses smell the roses.

[WhatTheBuck 28771]

I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home. I don't see a white boy. I see a damn fool!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Watching Hulu last night and it dawned on me. Donna Chang may be the cutest woman Jerry dated. (I won't count Sidra despite the fact that they were real/spectacular)

Maybe I just have a type...

 

 

BTW, I stumbled onto this site. Holy shit.

http://kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-seinfelds-girlfriends/

[NOMAAA 1696]

laura was not jerry's girlfriend.  sharon always did it for me.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

 sharon always did it for me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[4th&Five 41506]

Sidra was #1.  The cop was really cute.  Courtney Cox in her prime. Hallie (Friar's Club) was hot, Amanda Peet, Lori Loughlin, Cindy the hooker maid...I bet Larry David got pissed seeing Jerry make out with all these chicks.

[futureman 22440]

the dumb actress who was also a cashier was hot.  her name eludes me. 

edit: shit after checking the jerry’s girlfriends site it looks like I’m combining two women.  oh well.  marlene was the cashier and tawny kitaen was the dumb actress (penis chess). 

Edited April 10, 2018 by futureman

[Biff Tannen 45661]

It smells. Smells bad. Smells really bad.

[NOMAAA 1696]

oh nelson....i dont even know who you are anymore....

 

im nelson!

[Biff Tannen 45661]

THEY GOT A PHONE IN THE JOHN HERE!

[Biff Tannen 45661]

It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me.

Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for
all eternity.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Must spread or whatever.  Why does this site only allow so many reps per day?

[Biff Tannen 45661]

One percent?!?  They can kiss one percent of my ass!

[SimonBolivar 10957]

Beth Lookner is the hottest of Jerry's girlfriends.

 

 

Edited April 13, 2018 by SimonBolivar

[NOMAAA 1696]

3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Beth Lookner is the hottest of Jerry's girlfriends.

 

 

Noooooooope

[pokeNbeans 203]

On 4/10/2018 at 1:16 PM, NOMAAA said:

laura was not jerry's girlfriend.  sharon always did it for me.

What? -a bulimic, chain-smoking, stenographer from Staten Island? -some pom-pom-wavin' Backseat Bimbo?!

[Bosco 56]

Schmoopie

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Cause you're my Baby Bluie.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Newman: Packages are rarely damaged during shipping.

Jerry: Define rarely.

Newman: Frequently.

[futureman 22440]

it’s pretty hot under these lights, eh seinfeld?  pretty... hot. 

-actually I’m quite comfortable. 

[Nole-4-Life 801]

On 4/10/2018 at 4:24 PM, NOMAAA said:

For I am Costanza....Lord of the Idiots.

 

[Nole-4-Life 801]

Ms. Changstein was soooo hot.

[NOMAAA 1696]

you know, you're not chinese

[futureman 22440]

so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas.  so what?  you’re single.  

[pokeNbeans 203]

Hey, it's George. I got nothin' to say.. [beeeep]

[Rivers 80]

If anything... The monkey should apologize to me!

[Biff Tannen 45661]

To the VICTOR go the spoils.

[Eskimohorn 5629]

How bout six?

Six is good.

[futureman 22440]

9 hours ago, Rivers said:

If anything... The monkey should apologize to me!

mr. kramer, he’s an innocent primate. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8904]

22 minutes ago, futureman said:

mr. kramer, he’s an innocent primate. 

So am I!

[Rivers 80]

You know George really likes you...

[pokeNbeans 203]

You know, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Can't let this fall off the first page.

I can't, I won't.

[futureman 22440]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can't let this fall off the first page.

I can't, I won't.

all right, fine.  I don’t care.  if the site crashes everybody on the first page is going to die, anyway. 

[PencilPusher 454]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmas’ ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.