do you ever yearn?

[ohchaucer 1444]

What about a guest host?

I'll pretend I didn't hear that. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

We've officially bottomed out.

[Guest Lobo]

That is outrageous! 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I don't make the peaches.  I sell the peaches.  God makes the peaches.  You got a problem, you talk to him.

[Guest Lobo]

Fruit's a gamble.  I know that going in...

[futureman 22701]

just getting some fruit for myself...

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

You think I don't know? Mangos, plantains, plums with the red on the inside, that's Kramer!

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything I'm sad stop unlucky. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

My Fathers gay!

[futureman 22701]

alright, look, you wanna have sex right now?  do you wanna have sex with me right now!??  let’s go!

[Biff Tannen 46168]

You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell to think!

[Guest Lobo]

kissing my cousin Jeffrey/Geoffrey?  

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends!

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Like equals!

[Guest Lobo]

So...what do you think of your cousin now? 

[futureman 22701]

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends!

 

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Like equals!

that’s pretty rare!!

[NorthLoop 14466]

Hey that van's a rockin... 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Let's be bad George.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Hey that van's a rockin... 

Don't go knocking!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

For sale...a nice...juicy...van.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

8 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.

That's John Voight's pencil?

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle!  And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!

[Guest Lobo]

He's an instigator...

[Llano Estacado 1257]

I love Edmund Fitzgerald’s voice.

[Guest Lobo]

how many do you lose on a normal cruise?  

[4th&Five 42005]

Ahoy, Mr. Eldridge!

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mamamaaaaa!

[futureman 22701]

joey zanfino and some of the neighborhood kids, they ambushed me with a box of grade A’s. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mamamaaaaa!

Tippy toe! Lemon Tree!!!

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I use tippy toe whenever I'm trying to get someone's attention.

[futureman 22701]

that’s what you had to tell me?  your father wears sneakers in the pool?

[futureman 22701]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I use tippy toe whenever I'm trying to get someone's attention.

[Guest Lobo]

Detracting quiz-which Yankees were mentioned by name on the show and/or appeared in person (wherther they were formed or active players at the time of filming)?  

I shall start with the great Danny Tartabull 

 

[futureman 22701]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Detracting quiz-which Yankees were mentioned by name on the show and/or appeared in person (wherther they were formed or active players at the time of filming)?  

I shall start with the great Danny Tartabull 

 

jeter and paul o’neill

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Mattingly just singled!

[PantsTent 2005]

Paul O'Neil hit two home runs in one game. Sort of.

[Guest Lobo]

Joe pepitone 

mantle 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Billy Martin

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Oh, obviously Joe DiMaggio, but I think the gif upthread counts.

[Guest Lobo]

Babe Ruth.  Or at least, his uniform 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps

[4th&Five 42005]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that’s what you had to tell me?  your father wears sneakers in the pool?

Possibly my favorite line of the series. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yogi Berra.  

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Detracting quiz-which Yankees were mentioned by name on the show and/or appeared in person (wherther they were formed or active players at the time of filming)?  

I shall start with the great Danny Tartabull 

 

Does the Phil Rizzuto key chain count?

Holy Cow!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Come on and meet the Mets. Meet the Mets. Step right up and greet the Mets!




They still have no pitching. Goodin's a question mahk. ...You don't recover from those rotator cuffs so fast.

I'm not worried about their best pitching. They got pitching. They got no hitting.

No hitting? They got hitting! Bonilla, Murry. They got no defense.

Defense? Please. They need speed.

Speed? They got Coleman. They need a bullpen.

Franco's no good? They got no team leaders.

They got Franco! What they need is a front office.

But you gotta like their chances.

I love their chances.

Tell you what. If they win the penant I'll sit naked with you at the World Series.

It's a deal! *wink*

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I never understood why he ended up naked at the end.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Beause Jerry riding to Coney Island by himself makes for poor tv.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

I'm Keith Hernandez.