do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

How come the tomato never caught on as a handfruit?  

[pokeNbeans 205]

 But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man. 

Then each of us would only have be like a half man.

That sounds about right! 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

And then there's Maude.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Kramer's only interested in Canadian football.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Well maybe you caught her on the cusp of a new wash cycle.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109

[futureman 22704]

two solariums??

[futureman 22704]

On 5/16/2019 at 10:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

George: That's it. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it) ...that destroyed my life.

problem?

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Don't boss me. This is why you're going to Hell. 

[Guest Lobo]

It's whatever Jerry wants...

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

11 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.

"This never happened."

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I still say he's naked under there!

Oh because that makes a lot of sense!

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

Mr. Kramer says "Hey, buddy" 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Here's a fact: I'm the Wiz!

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

Boy, he's a real bounder, isn't he? 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Big, hefty, stinking faux pas!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Big, hefty, stinking faux pas!

Cellphones change everything in the Seinfeld Universe.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

3 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

 

Cellphones change everything in the Seinfeld Universe.

 

Well, everything but that joke because it was about a cell phone call. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

...which is why I made the comment about cellphones, and it’s from the final episode.

 

2019 - Need to call someone grieving in the hospital, better get a land line installed at the house, wouldn’t want the old 5G or WiFi to interfere with call clarity and cause a faux pas

 

[Guest Lobo]

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

[Biff Tannen 46168]

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

I remember when my dad got a car phone in the early 90s.  It was bolted to the interior and was as big as a normal landline phone.  It was awesome.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

[futureman 22704]

On 5/24/2019 at 8:33 AM, Lobo said:

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

listen, there’s a pair of gloves in the glove compartment...

[futureman 22704]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

I could have killed you and no one would have known. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

I could have killed YOU and no one would have known.

[Guest Lobo]

We'll set up specific appointments.  Like doctors.  Heck, if they can do it, why can't we?  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Oh, that's not good enough! You don't try and de-sour. You have to sweeten too!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I want to get it back when we were the Gatsbys.

[Dr Fear 1290]

Photo courtesy of TyphoonSe7en.

Edited May 31, 2019 by Dr Fear

[Guest Lobo]

But, what is this red dot?  

[WBT 20979]

Oh but I didn't want the change Georgie.  I wanted the cashmere.

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Well what did you lend her the $5000 for?

[Guest Lobo]

What're you talking about?  Jerry can loan you the money!  

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Tub is love. 

[4th&Five 42005]

There you go. It’s a ‘47 cabin. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You know the thing is I kind of promised the widow Mantle that I would name my baby Seven.

[Guest Lobo]

Or what about, Joe Pepitone Day?

[futureman 22704]

I make a motion that we have no more of these meetings that have been initiated by george costanza. 

[Guest Lobo]

Is that Danny Tartabull?  

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Seinfeld you magnificent bastard! 

[Dr Fear 1290]

The two newest wells our client is going to drill are named "Frightened Turtle" and "Soup at Mindy's".

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Jerry's gonna be a cable boy...a cable boy...a cable boy...

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

I'm countin' your shrimps. 

[Jimbaround 987]

"Why would anyone come here if they had a pony?  Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?"

[4th&Five 42005]

The best part of that scene is Elaine sitting at a shorter table. Cracks me up every time. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

From Reddit:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

A wuss? Did you call me a wuss?

[pokeNbeans 205]

"Hi E-an"