do you ever yearn?

[McCroskey 1510]

what’s wrong with your oven?

I’m bakin a pie!


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[Biff Tannen 46170]

How often do you cut your toenails?

I'd say every 2.5 to 8 weeks.

[futureman 22704]

get the swordfish.  best swordfish in the city, the best, jerry!

-I’ll have the salmon. 

[Landomatic 3813]

On 8/23/2019 at 10:34 AM, Lobo said:

Whenever my catches me wiping my mouth on my shirt or sleeve at a meal, she shout-mumbles, "Kenny?" to me like Kramer.  

She also yells, "Bad Chicken, mess you up!" whenever I'm handling chicken to place on the grill.

And if something is going wrong around the house and I say, "That's not gonna be good for business", she of course follows it up with "That's not gonna be good for anybody."

Plus she uses "I am no sleep, no sleep!" which is true right now with our four month old. 

Come to think of it, this has to be her most oft-quoted episode which is really saying something.  Never really thought about that until this part of the thread.  

"so you go into the bathoom at eleven, and you're in bed at what...Two?"  

Sounds about like our house.  I kind of think that if my wife didn’t pick up on all of my many Seinfeld quotes throughout the day, and not just pick up on them, but in most cases, reply with the next line without missing a beat, I’m not sure I could have married her.  I’d be walking around issuing jokes for an audience of 1 all day and she’d likely be walking around thinking I was crazy for it.  I just don’t see how it would work.

[futureman 22704]

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

I kind of think that if my wife didn’t pick up on all of my many Seinfeld quotes throughout the day, and not just pick up on them, but in most cases, reply with the next line without missing a beat, I’m not sure I could have married her.  

I briefly dated a girl last year (I was 34, she 46) who was like this.  pretty cute, good sense of humor, and could go toe-to-toe with me on seinfeld lines and curb, too.  if she was a dozen years younger I might have proposed. 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Just now, futureman said:

I briefly dated a girl last year (I was 34, she 46) who was like this.  pretty cute, good sense of humor, and could go toe-to-toe with me on seinfeld lines and curb, too.  if she was a dozen years younger I might have proposed. 

rules

[futureman 22704]

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

rules

hey, a rule is a rule.  and let’s face it: without rules, there’s chaos. 

 

but then, I was never that big on creeds...

[Biff Tannen 46170]

The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on...

[pokeNbeans 205]

Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Well if we're going to be here til all hours of the night can we at least get some food?

[4th&Five 42010]

It's only 5:15.

[futureman 22704]

1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.

morty.  you’re out. 

[Guest Lobo]

7 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.

Ah-ha...but you did not give them away!  

[WhatTheBuck 28931]

Gammy's getting upset!

[futureman 22704]

kruger would never allow two kokos.

-sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship. 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black.  Or whatever the bad one is.

[Guest Lobo]

Not if you could see our books. 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Look to the cookie.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

How about I do you a favor upside your head?

[futureman 22704]

what is that, the four-volt?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Well maybe one day you will do me a favor.  And that day is today.

[futureman 22704]

I’m just gonna give little jerry a bath. 

-kramer?  be careful. 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!

Is that good?

I don't know.

[Guest Lobo]

I love the Kramer was blown away by the fact that it was a rooster and not an egg laying hen.  But he had no problem naming what he thought was a female, Little Jerry Seinfeld.  
 

And as we know, this is the third Seinfeld  episode that deals with the myriad genders of chickens.  And as we know when you can do three episodes like that that is the ultimate trifecta.  And that’s when the real syndication money comes rolling in

[Biff Tannen 46170]

[futureman 22704]

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I love the Kramer was blown away by the fact that it was a rooster and not an egg laying hen.  But he had no problem naming what he thought was a female, Little Jerry Seinfeld.  
 

And as we know, this is the third Seinfeld  episode that deals with the myriad genders of chickens.  And as we know when you can do three episodes like that that is the ultimate trifecta.  And that’s when the real syndication money comes rolling in

what’s the third?  other than this one and “that’s perverse”

[pokeNbeans 205]

You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat
just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

And with Darren's help we'll GET that chicken.

[futureman 22704]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And with Darren's help we'll GET that chicken.

yo fly’s open.

[WhatTheBuck 28931]

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot.

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot.

You're a rabid anti-dentite!

[4th&Five 42010]

Dentists.

Yeah, who needs 'em?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

[futureman 22704]

who’s your favorite chess player?

Edited October 8, 2019 by futureman

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Hole!

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

Boutros Boutros-Ghali!

[Guest Lobo]

Sven-Ghali !?!

[Biff Tannen 46170]

You wake up in the morning, she’s there!

[futureman 22704]

man-made prisons, you’re doin time!

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Costanza is in the building!

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Costanza is in the building!

Why would George steal from the Yankees?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

I don't really know what the hell's going on here.

[4th&Five 42010]

How do you eat it, with your hands?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

I don't read in the bathroom.

Well aren't you something?

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't really know what the hell's going on here.

It's the Kung Pao. George likes his chicken spicy.

[Guest Lobo]

Right, because I’m the janitor?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven!

[futureman 22704]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't read in the bathroom.

Well aren't you something?

george’s delivery of this line is pure gold.