do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45243]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

george’s delivery of this line is pure gold. 

I use it probably weekly

[futureman 22353]

you want me to take an overview?  I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something.  that’s my overview. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

On 10/7/2019 at 8:57 PM, futureman said:

who’s your favorite chess player?

Nastercoff?

[futureman 22353]

do you mind?  I have the window!!

[4th&Five 41322]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah sure, give me the number papers...I’m crazier than you. 

[4th&Five 41322]

You should hear the way he talks to waitresses...he gets free pie!

[Guest Lobo]

New intra-thread game:

who said it, joker or someone on Seinfeld?

 

”I like to encourage intruders.”

[futureman 22353]

crazy joe davola!

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner .

It's a page number.

Well , I can't crack this one.

[pokeNbeans 203]

Ow! You broke my dental plate!  Doris! He broke my dental plate. You son-of-a-bitch!

[Landomatic 3813]

51 people?  That's it?  How many do they lose on a normal cruise?  30?  40?

[Biff Tannen 45243]

3 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

Ow! You broke my dental plate!  Doris! He broke my dental plate. You son-of-a-bitch!

STELLA!!!!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

19 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

51 people?  That's it?  How many do they lose on a normal cruise?  30?  40?

Well, all vacations have to end eventually.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Who could love me?

[PencilPusher 454]

I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.

[4th&Five 41322]

Well, it’s been a week. It’s up to the cat now. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Keys?!?

How you gonna start it?

[futureman 22353]

kramer and that other guy, they went further to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed!!

 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Oh, Mr. Kramer, I gotta thank you. I - I learned a lot. Things are gonna be different for me now.

Well that’s a weird thing to say.

[futureman 22353]

oh I see, so you’re his mana-

uh NEIGH-bor, that’s right. 

[Guest Lobo]

Is that Danny Tartabull?

 

[Guest Lobo]

Alright, I’m killing time waiting to get a ride back to Austin.  
 

intra thread detour.  Without google, name all the yankee players either mentioned on the show or that did cameos.  Bonus rep for the one guy who played for both franchises.  

[PantsTent 2002]

You did this already.

 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

4 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

You did this already.

 

[futureman 22353]

58 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Alright, I’m killing time waiting to get a ride back to Austin.  
 

intra thread detour.  Without google, name all the yankee players either mentioned on the show or that did cameos.  Bonus rep for the one guy who played for both franchises.  

are you the guy who put us in that ramada in milwaukee?

[4th&Five 41322]

You wanna talk about hotels or you wanna win some ballgames?

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

are you the guy who put us in that ramada in milwaukee?

I thought it was Anaheim?  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought it was Anaheim?  

YOU SONS OF BITCHES ARE OK!

[Guest Lobo]

All I can think of during this ALCS was posted above with Costanza warning that no Yankee will ever be coming to Houston.  But they did, and I think they will tomorrow.  And it's not great for 'em Mr. Wilhelm!  

[Biff Tannen 45243]

[futureman 22353]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I thought it was Anaheim?  

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/85efca91-0890-4c13-bdf2-b6435fc4b789

[Biff Tannen 45243]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/85efca91-0890-4c13-bdf2-b6435fc4b789

[futureman 22353]

you wanna talk about hotels?  or you wanna win some ballgames?

[NorthLoop 13991]

damn was that rookie Jeter? 

[Guest Lobo]

We won the World Series.  

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Yeah. In 6 games. 

[Guest Lobo]

19 hours ago, futureman said:

are you the guy who put us in that ramada in milwaukee?

The Anaheim Hotel?  You may want to reconsider.  I believe they only have food service until 10:00pm and then it's only finger foods.  

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Lobo has gone bye bye Egon. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8859]

Well, I just wanted to make out a little, but she kind of--
Finished your thought.

[futureman 22353]

so I’m not brad, I’m me, nice to meet ya!

[Guest Lobo]

these beans are pretty good.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

She eats her peas one at a time.

[futureman 22353]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

these beans are pretty good.

twenty minutes. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Toe thumbs

[futureman 22353]

headzo... the de-nogginizer... son of dad.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Jerry: "He was not the summer you. Besides, you had a summer me. Whitey Fisk,
the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris."
George: "I made him up."
Jerry: "So you never saw Last Tango in Paris?"
George: "No."
Jerry: "Too bad. It was erotic."

[futureman 22353]

I put a six-hour tape in.  that should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial. 

[McCroskey 1484]

Hi it's George!  George Constanza...remember me?  The guy who didn't come up for coffee.  You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean, well, whatever."

[Guest Lobo]

(beep), "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza.  George is dead.  Call be back." (beep)