do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22353]

she invites me up, at twelve o’clock at night, for coffee.  and I don’t go up... ‘no thank you, I don’t want coffee, it keeps me up.’  too late for me to drink coffee.  I said this to her.  people this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

He’s “it”. He wins. 

[futureman 22353]

I love him fumbling with the alka-seltzer and pepto bismol through that little monologue. ^^^^^

edit: damn, got biff’d.  I’m referring to the coffee quote.

Edited October 21, 2019 by futureman

[futureman 22353]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He’s “it”. He wins. 

do over!  start with him. 

[McCroskey 1484]

I can't believe I'm gonna be a mailman!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

11 hours ago, McCroskey said:

I can't believe I'm gonna be a mailman!

Mail on Sunday?

[Biff Tannen 45243]

34 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Mail on Sunday?

Oops!

[NorthLoop 13991]

Too many people got their mail 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Too many people got their mail 

No body from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!

[futureman 22353]

three times a week I shall require a cannoli. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow IT'S THE FIRST ONE!

[futureman 22353]

but I’m PAYING YOU!!!

[4th&Five 41324]

I was never that big on creeds.

[Guest Lobo]

You said it’d be a postman I know, and you’re a postman I know!!!

[futureman 22353]

then shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket?

[futureman 22353]

I mean, just imagine, an army of men in wool pants running around the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You said it’d be a postman I know, and you’re a postman I know!!!

Mailman, but yes.

[Guest Lobo]

Shouldn't the bucket be on your head?  

[NorthLoop 13991]

I've got no choice but to go down there!  and talk to them. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Jerry, the whole building is brick.

[pokeNbeans 203]

"Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?"

[Guest Lobo]

ah, the timeless art of seduction. 

[McCroskey 1484]

1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

"Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?"

"Yes sir, i believe everything is all squared away.  Isn't it, Mr. Kramer?"

[futureman 22353]

all right, look, I’m gonna be honest.  I’m very interested in the van. 

[McCroskey 1484]

Ok, fine, what do I have to do to put you in this van today?

[Guest Lobo]

It says here, "Interesting trades considered..." 

[futureman 22353]

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

It says here, "Interesting trades considered..." 

you put that in!

[Guest Lobo]

Because, you know...I live in New York City

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Hole!

[futureman 22353]

george, we’ve had it with you.  we love you like a son but even parents have limits. 

[Guest Lobo]

We’re going to a catered affair!

my wife has a beautifully feminine but strong voice with a non descriptive midwestern accent:  she can’t do impressions of anyone, male or female, to save her life.   But she can fucking nail that Frank Costanza line every time.  

[pokeNbeans 203]

Wouldn't you....like to be a big brother.....to someone.....like me?

[Guest Lobo]

Who lives in Paris!

[McCroskey 1484]

I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

13 hours ago, McCroskey said:

I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.

[futureman 22353]

have you seen the new addition to the guggenheim?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

42 minutes ago, futureman said:

have you seen the new addition to the guggenheim?

You did that?

[NorthLoop 13991]

Didn't take that long

[futureman 22353]

this isn’t a wizard, it’s a willard!

[Guest Lobo]

He's the Wiz!  And nobody beats him...

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

He's the Wiz!  And nobody beats him...

[McCroskey 1484]

I need my massages, can't you see I'm burned out?!?!

[4th&Five 41324]

Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee. 

[Guest Lobo]

He tried to lam, but they cheesed  him

[HornOnTheBayou 8859]

All right, hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it!

[Guest Lobo]

Is it because of my lazy eye?

[futureman 22353]

jerry!  we’ve lost the fat man and we’re runnin’ lean!  we’re back on track, buddy!

[futureman 22353]

oh you have a policy!  the delicate genius has a policy!

[pokeNbeans 203]

You know.. you might want to do something about that.. hair.

[SimonBolivar 10807]

Come on. What's the big deal? Just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine.