do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45243]

It was a maaaad house!

[Incredulity 11225]

Look, I work for the phone company. I’ve had a lot of experience with semantics, so don’t try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

[McCroskey 1484]

6 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Come on. What's the big deal? Just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine.

And what's gonna happen?

[Guest Lobo]

...a sock full of nickels! 

[SimonBolivar 10807]

17 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

And what's gonna happen?

Well, it'll gonna mix up with the water, and then by the end of the cycle it'll be a solid block!

[Guest Lobo]

I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam pulled on the American public since One Hour Martinizing!

[SimonBolivar 10807]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam pulled on the American public since One Hour Martinizing!

Always makes me think of

 

The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Ah, the I.P.M.P.C.W.

[Guest Lobo]

Am I crazy or is that a lotta gum? 

[Sbbruin 21606]

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Am I crazy or is that a lotta gum? 

[futureman 22353]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Am I crazy or is that a lotta gum? 

THAT’S A LOT OF GUM

[4th&Five 41323]

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

 

[Guest Lobo]

I'm gonna pour one out for him tonight.  It was a rite of passage in the Chicago area in the 70's and 80's to skip school and get to attend one of the live tapings of the show.  

RIP, Frank Avruch

Fun fact, Bozo the Clown and another famous Chicago area clown, John Gacy lived just yards from each other at one point in recent history.  

[futureman 22353]

it’s called a T-SQUARE!

[Biff Tannen 45243]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

 

Favreau just kills this scene.  He's so annoyed.  Love it.

[PantsTent 2002]

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

 

I think Lionel is hung up on a death from 2018.

 

[NOMAAA 1696]

Well whoopie whoop.

[4th&Five 41323]

There's nothing finer than being in your diner.

[Guest Lobo]

I’m not happy with what I wrote. 

[WhatTheBuck 28645]

On November 5, 2019 at 9:56 AM, 4th&Five said:

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

 

If he didn't know who Bozo was, how did he know he was from the 60's?

[Biff Tannen 45243]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If he didn't know who Bozo was, how did he know he was from the 60's?

[4th&Five 41323]

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If he didn't know who Bozo was, how did he know he was from the 60's?

What are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it’s not my life!

[SimonBolivar 10807]

Oh I hate to hear this. That kind of growth really irritates me.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

So again it all comes back to Lloyd Braun.

[Guest Lobo]

Insanity later 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

So again it all comes back to Lloyd Braun.

Why can't you be more like that Lloyd Braun??

[Sbbruin 21606]

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why can't you be more like that Lloyd Braun??

You wanna sell computers?  I will show yooouuu how to sell computers!

[futureman 22353]

she has a taint.  I can’t see it but I know it’s there. 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

she has a taint.  I can’t see it but I know it’s there. 

This quote is very easily taken out of context.  Also, we never did figure out what was wrong with the "loser" girlfriend did we?  It was seen by George and Kramer, but never exposed to the audience.

[futureman 22353]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This quote is very easily taken out of context.  Also, we never did figure out what was wrong with the "loser" girlfriend did we?  It was seen by George and Kramer, but never exposed to the audience.

someone (not I) had a decent theory about that, posted earlier here or on shaggy.  perhaps they’ll chime in again. 

Edited November 8, 2019 by futureman

[4th&Five 41323]

I'll lie in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like an animal! God forbid someone should help me or call an ambulance. No, that's too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ahh! What's the point.

 

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Gah.  The mohel.

Quote

According to Newsweek, The Daily Mail reported it had obtained police documents about the circumstances of Levin's death that claim Levin was found at the bottom of a 30-foot ravine, naked and wedged between two trees and that the Grants Pass Department of Public Safety report claimed that the body showed "signs of animal scavenging likely in the form of turkey vultures as there was evidence of bird feces on and around the body."

 

[McCroskey 1484]

"I'll tell you what's insane...the price you can get on a desktop computer."

[futureman 22353]

<jerry offers george free super bowl tickets>
...

you gonna pay for my hotel and airfare to miami?  so in order to use these I gotta spend like fifteen hundred bucks.  this is a bill for fifteen hundred dollars. 

[SimonBolivar 10807]

How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week. Are you saying she's not attractive?

[Guest Lobo]

22 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"I'll tell you what's insane...the price you can get on a desktop computer."

Even still.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

Pron quotes.

[Guest Lobo]

Erotica?  

[Biff Tannen 45243]

They're yelling and yelling and then one day...they're all gone.

[Guest Lobo]

We're living in a society!  

[4th&Five 41323]

We’re supposed to act in a civilized way!

[Biff Tannen 45243]

I find them repugnant and unappealing.

[4th&Five 41323]

He was moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8859]

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

[futureman 22353]

we could be like the gatsbys!  didn’t they always have a bunch of people around, and they were all... best friends!

[Dr Fear 1264]

On sale!

[Biff Tannen 45243]

It starts with aaaaaaaa DUNCAN!

[futureman 22353]

so what do you do, a lot of that ‘did you ever notice’ kind of thing?

[Biff Tannen 45243]

little baked bean teeth