do you ever yearn?

[pokeNbeans 205]

 Shut up, you old bag!

[futureman 22704]

oh, right, you can’t run for condo president because you were impeached at the other condo. 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Must be nice to have that kind of money.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Oh Moses smell the roses.

[futureman 22704]

I was never impeached, I resigned!!

[Biff Tannen 46170]

He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then wield power from behind the scenes.  Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse.

[Landomatic 3813]

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

Another common phrase in my household.  Just about every time I tell Mrs Landomatic that I need to talk to her about something, she responds with “suicide talk or nickname talk”

[futureman 22704]

7 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

Another common phrase in my household.  Just about every time I tell Mrs Landomatic that I need to talk to her about something, she responds with “suicide talk or nickname talk”

I dated a girl once who was a seinfeld quote factory like that.  she was awesome.  probably would’ve married her if she wasn’t 12 years my senior.  you got a good thing going there. 

[Guest Lobo]

When I'm watching our 7 month old, I try to keep the TV off.  But invariably I have something on the tube when the wife comes home and all I can say to her is "They're Cuban cigar rollers.  Don't tell your mother."  My wife now replies with, "What color is your shirt?"  And the baby starts giggling along with us, it's the cutest damn thing.  

Cuban cigars are illegal in this country, Jerry!  

[Biff Tannen 46170]

We’re talking about people right?

[Guest Lobo]

I think so.  
 

and which clinic was that again?

Edited November 21, 2019 by Lobo

[Landomatic 3813]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

I dated a girl once who was a seinfeld quote factory like that.  she was awesome.  probably would’ve married her if she wasn’t 12 years my senior.  you got a good thing going there. 

Funny, mine is 8 years older.  Married her anyway.  Seems to be working so far.  But that’s probably just because I’m so mature.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

I think so.  
 

and which clinic was that again?

That's correct.

[futureman 22704]

it’s bennett, right?

[pokeNbeans 205]

 It's Benes, you jackass! My last name is Benes! 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

So we're just a couple of white people?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Alright I'm canceling the father son picnic!  I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad!

[futureman 22704]

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So we're just a couple of white people?

so do you wanna go to the gap?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

A blurb?  You’re a blurb!  Check out the cover idiot!

[Guest Lobo]

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alright I'm canceling the father son picnic!  I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad!

We should be having dinner with our sons! 

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

[NOMAAA 1700]

theyre all twix!!!

TWIXXXXX!!!!!!

[Biff Tannen 46170]

It was a set up!  A set up I tell ya!

[Landomatic 3813]

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

Kip or Ned.  Short name.

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

No bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel!

[futureman 22704]

are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you?

[oSuJeff97 3439]

If anyone should be rolling their eyes, it's ME... at HIM... about YOU!

[Guest Lobo]

Excuse me!    I have the window.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

2 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

If anyone should be rolling their eyes, it's ME... at HIM... about YOU!

Watched this episode last night.  Always loved her delivery.

[futureman 22704]

a nickel!

[Biff Tannen 46170]

I will not tolerate infestation!

[NorthLoop 14493]

What'd you do with my clothes?!

[McCroskey 1510]

I don’t explain them, Mr. Seinfeld, I just exterminate them.


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[futureman 22704]

that’s what we used to call him in high school, the exterminator.  he was a linebacker, oh boy...

[Biff Tannen 46170]

On 11/22/2019 at 11:13 PM, NorthLoop said:

What'd you do with my clothes?!

lousy moth-ridden crap

[futureman 22704]

how can I go on a cruise without my cabana wear?

[Guest Lobo]

It’s a Pierre Cardin!

[4th&Five 42010]

Wife got me a pierre cardin tie one year just so I could do that. She’s a keeper. 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

It’s a Pierre Cardin!

One of my favorite Frank lines.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Wife got me a pierre cardin tie one year just so I could do that. She’s a keeper. 

How have you not reciprocated and gifted her a $15 Pierre Cardin perfume?  Makes a perfect stocking stuffer this Christmas, it's topical, humorous, and shows you think about her and your shared interests the other 364 days of the year.  Then surprise her on the 25th and tell her no need to prepare a meal and clean the kitchen because,

"We're going to a catered affair!"  

[4th&Five 42010]

Pretty quick, for a catered affair. 

[oSuJeff97 3439]

On 11/22/2019 at 6:38 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Watched this episode last night.  Always loved her delivery.

Listen, NATASHA...

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Fax me some halibut?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

You see, he's the LOSER.  To the VICTOR go the spoils.

[pokeNbeans 205]

What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a... quickie?

[Guest Lobo]

What the hell do i care about Al Joelson?

[Biff Tannen 46170]

What writer?  We're talking about a sitcom.

[Guest Lobo]

Are those new sneakers?  

[futureman 22704]

you should sleep with him.